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Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:43 am
by THE KILL
Glub wrote: Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:06 pm
MeatGrease wrote: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:11 pm
THE KILL wrote: Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:45 am Man, whenever school holidays start, the wife, who's also a teacher, and I sleep at least 12 hours a night for the first three or four days.
You're married to a woman? Why were you posting about cruising for gay sex not very long ago? Does your wife know?
Women rarely fuck you because even if you were physically appealing (you are not) you have such a bland, awful personality that people do not like to be around you.
You're the type of person who is rarely joyful for reasons that are not malignant and people hate that.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:11 am
by David Draiman's Chin pipes
MeatGrease wrote: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:11 pm
THE KILL wrote: Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:45 am Man, whenever school holidays start, the wife, who's also a teacher, and I sleep at least 12 hours a night for the first three or four days.
You're married to a woman? Why were you posting about cruising for gay sex not very long ago? Does your wife know?
I would assume that if THE KILL is married she is aware that he is bisexual.
Maybe he has been married for years and she is okay with him bringing men into the relationship?
Maybe she brings home pussy as well?
I'm sure whatever extent of his personal life he feels comfortable sharing, he will be sure to do it with someone with such an exceedingly open and understanding mind as yourself.

Point being, even if he has sucked a mountain of cocks in his life, you will forever be the biggest faggot this board has ever known.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:18 am
by spacehamster
David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:11 am even if he has sucked a mountain of cocks in his life, you will forever be the biggest faggot this board has ever known.
:lol:

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:21 am
by Glub
spacehamster wrote: Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:18 am
David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:11 am even if he has sucked a mountain of cocks in his life, you will forever be the biggest faggot this board has ever known.
:lol:
This is lovely. 10/10.

It's beyond me why this dipshit keeps coming to a place where literally not a single person likes him and several people treat him horribly (which is appropriate).

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:01 pm
by MeatGrease
Necrometer wrote: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:50 pm get the stick out of your ass, you ridiculous prude :lol:
Is that supposed to be a joke? It's not funny. THE KILL is a fucking bugchaser and if he actually is married to a real biological woman, I'm literally required by my code of ethics to get in contact with her about the serious danger she's in.

It's not a laughing matter and THE KILL needs to come clean over this mess fast before I start doxxing

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:18 pm
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote: Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:01 pm
Necrometer wrote: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:50 pm get the stick out of your ass, you ridiculous prude :lol:
Is that supposed to be a joke? It's not funny. THE KILL is a fucking bugchaser and if he actually is married to a real biological woman, I'm literally required by my code of ethics to get in contact with her about the serious danger she's in.

It's not a laughing matter and THE KILL needs to come clean over this mess fast before I start doxxing

It is funny, and you won't do shit, pussy.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY," People who are being bitches about funny shit.

And as for "code of ethics": you seem like someone who would suck your dad to completion for a dime.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:03 am
by THE KILL
fuck me, I'm laughing my ass off here. keep it going you guys!

I'm more and more convinced that Meatgrease is an elaborate troll, though. "THE KILL is a fucking bugchaser and if he actually is married to a real biological woman, I'm literally required by my code of ethics to get in contact with her about the serious danger she's in" is just too fucking good to be true.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:59 pm
by hipster holocaust
MeatGrease wrote: Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:01 pm my code of ethics

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 2:48 pm
by Glub
Warrior-Priest Handbook

Chapter One: Code of Ethics.
Chapter Two: Warrior Shit.
Chapter Three: Priest Stuff.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:42 pm
by David Draiman's Chin pipes
hipster holocaust wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:59 pm
MeatGrease wrote: Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:01 pm my code of ethics
He seriously posts like a comic book character.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:44 pm
by David Draiman's Chin pipes
Hey Mr integrity, maybe you should pay back the $15.92 you owe the gas station for shop lifting fourloko when you were a snot nosed little prick. Oh wait, you still are one, guess we will have to wait another 20 years.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:17 pm
by David Draiman's Chin pipes
I don't know if there was ever a poster more convinced of their own self worth that meatgrease. Has there ever been a poster with less self awareness? Maybe kat shevil. I know most of my life I've been a hyper ventilating agoraphobic asshole and I'm about as boring as wall paper but even I feel I can safely say I have more depth of character that this twit. Your idea's about life sound like the narrative of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign. You actually think you have some kind of nuanced philosophy on life and politics but all your ideas boil down to: "the niggers in high school called me a honky" It makes me sad because I was going down the same path in life when I was 16-17 under the tutelage of a rabidly homophobic and racist father. It makes me wonder what kind of upbringing this kid had. I was able to escape that shit. I hate to sound self righteous but meatgrease posts like he has never gone through any form of real tragedy in his life. Maybe one day when the chips are down he is faced with a real shit situation and he has to face the real world for once he'll grow up, slightly. I don't claim to be any less of a man child. I just like to think that I'm a tad less delusional.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:39 pm
by Glub
David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:44 pm shop lifting fourloko
Trash Alert: Code White.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:41 pm
by MeatGrease
David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:17 pm I hate to sound self righteous but meatgrease posts like he has never gone through any form of real tragedy in his life.
Stop saying that shit. Did you forget a good friend of mine died not too long ago? Fuck your crybaby attitude, I only talk about facts, not feelings

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:52 pm
by David Draiman's Chin pipes
MeatGrease wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:41 pm
David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:17 pm I hate to sound self righteous but meatgrease posts like he has never gone through any form of real tragedy in his life.
Stop saying that shit. Did you forget a good friend of mine died not too long ago? Fuck your crybaby attitude, I only talk about facts, not feelings
You're talking about Amelia right? Yeah I did forget. I'm sure she was saddened by what you turned into and some of her last memories on earth watching you piss your life away on some toxic shit beliefs didn't exactly help her out while she was pissing her life away on dope. That is if you ever actually were friends to begin with. The only people I remember being in her immediate circle was Introvert and Chuffed and then one day you stumbled onto the board. I don't remember them ever interacting with you, maybe it was out of shame for being associated with someone as stupid as you. Fuck off. You were a bad friend. What the fuck did you do to help? I'm sure your input to her life was less than nothing.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:53 am
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:41 pm
David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:17 pm I hate to sound self righteous but meatgrease posts like he has never gone through any form of real tragedy in his life.
Stop saying that shit. Did you forget a good friend of mine died not too long ago? Fuck your crybaby attitude, I only talk about facts, not feelings
Haha, thanks for reminding me about Amelia's passing. I needed a smile with my morning cup of coffee.

Whining about some loser that died years ago and then calling someone a crybaby a sentence later. Typical Grease.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:44 am
by Necrometer
please use the appropriate superthread whenever possible, Chad

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:12 pm
by cxwx
I fell down and skinned my knee the other day

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:14 pm
by FVBTVS
herniated disc

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:33 pm
by cxwx
Graves’ disease is getting worse.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:24 pm
by Necrometer
FVBTVS wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:14 pmherniated disc
fuck

I have some chair-OD-induced lumbar fuckup that feels like I'm on the brink of major collapse, maybe it's this? who knows. wheelchair soon

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:02 am
by FVBTVS
Necrometer wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:24 pm
FVBTVS wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:14 pmherniated disc
fuck

I have some chair-OD-induced lumbar fuckup that feels like I'm on the brink of major collapse, maybe it's this? who knows. wheelchair soon
this is my hope too but all signs point to the same shit my dad had at this age

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:29 pm
by cxwx
So after being on methimazole for 2 years my doctor just happens to mention it has about a 1% chance of total immune system failure.

If I get the thyroid ablation it could give me radioactive vomit and piss for a few days, so, metal as fukk I guess.

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:33 pm
by copstache
i thought i had a herniated disc but xrays just showed that i'm feeble and trash and they gave me steroids

every week is a new malady so it's just a ticking clock til cancer probably

Re: Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:32 am
by Necrometer
copstache i got some joint problem from riffing too hard out of the gate and thought of your similar woes :lhug: (hope I'm not misremembering)

I'm like 6 months into feeling like I'm about to throw out my back on a daily basis - maybe this is the new normal? certainly not a herniated disc. maybe I should get medical advice from a professional instead of just my hippie friends trained in body work...