1 lunatic 1 icepick (already posted?)

[altars of radness]

Teacher of the year: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/nat ... le4255606/

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

The most interesting part of that video for me was the attitude/condition of the two men before they were killed. Were they drugged or was it an almost supernatural despair? The guy on the left gets his shoulder cut into with the chainsaw and doesn't even really flinch...

That really struck me too. I thought they must be drugged at first, but then I thought, these guys know there's no way out. They're going to die, and moreover, they know their death is going to be viewed online by thousands of people. Do you think the presence of a camera changes one's behavior in the face of impending, violent death?

That's an interesting question. Maybe for some people it would. I can imagine machismo latin dudes wanting to put on a brave face for posterity. Me? I'd wig the fuck out and make the most inhuman noises imaginable. We all get one death and after it no qualms about how we acted. I'd let my body and brain run amok.

What if you could manage to spit out a haiku or something, as they hack your head off. That would be a poem for the ages, in context.

[Necrometer]

What if you could manage to spit out a haiku or something, as they hack your head off. That would be a poem for the ages, in context.

I sure hope this beats
interior semiotics
in youtube view-count

[Necrometer]

and fuck off interior can be 3 syllables

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

Last thought, hands smooth hair,
Your morning kiss, dried on cheek,
Now spill into dream.
--BZZZZZZKKHHHHZZZZZZUUUNGGHHHHHHGGURGGGGLLLL!!!

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

If you're being murdered and know you're being taped, look at the camera and curse the viewers, some urban legend warning, like you'll grab them through the bathroom mirror during the full moon. I think a guy with that command of situation would be toasted.

[Gay for Cock]

I'd probably just go with yelling some choice Hatebreed lyrics.

[Wormholegenerator]

Do you think the presence of a camera changes one's behavior in the face of impending, violent death?

Yes.

And the best thing to do would be to look directly into the camera and smile.

[Necrometer]

I was reading about how to give your kid FAS.... I guess if mom is drinking 15 drinks per week, the kid has a 33% chance of getting Kaka'd

that's a lot of drinks

[mithrandir]

"die with dignity"

tis a mith,

[Chad]

[Comrade Slinky]

If I can die without shitting myself I'll be pretty happy.

[Zap Rowsdower]

and fuck off interior can be 3 syllables

I still laffed.

[featherboa]

I wish I hadn't even read the thread about the video fuck

[Chad]

I think I'll quit drinking.

[Chad]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpN40IZh ... re=related<

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

I love the font on that album cover.

[Gay for Cock]

I'm going to buy my mother a Zetas t-shirt and bumper sticker combo for her birthday.

I wonder what the Sicilians think of their use of the little Godfather puppeteer motif...

Paging Mr. Pisscubes for a true Italian perspective.

[doubleblumpkin]

i like hiding from reality as well.

If that video is "reality" to you then you're fucked.

[death by snoo snoo]

I saw stills of his kitten vacuuming video on a news site. Can't think of a fate harsh enough for this dickbag. Canada outlawed snoo-snoo in 1976.

I've been gone all this time, and no one is even talking about me?

So I'm reduced to quoting this. Fuck you all.

[Ray]

where'd you go asshole?

[Cascade Whore]

[death by snoo snoo]

CHAD

[Cascade Whore]

vd.

[Ray]

where'd you go asshole?

Nine month long bender. Run ins with the law and vd. But no babies, so it's all good.

How you been?

Whoa... no way Dallas is that fun. But I'm glad to hear you're babyless and posting again.