thread of audio abominations and various heresies.

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History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.



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i love it :lol:

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documentary on this incident coming to netflix in 2019

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relapse should sign this man

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Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:06 pm

thank you

i almost posted this but it turns out I'm too lazy

him with the empty golden picture frame 🏆
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ha i read the story a day ago but this is the first time hearing the "band". The video reminds me of that death metal dude that always spammed his band here. I can't remember his name.

How did so many local bands agree to be the support act of a band they never heard of?

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zombiehead wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:16 pm
ha i read the story a day ago but this is the first time hearing the "band". The video reminds me of that death metal dude that always spammed his band here. I can't remember his name.

How did so many local bands agree to be the support act of a band they never heard of?
Are you talking about the guy who was bald and had a one man band and posted a picture of three copies of himself like Cerberus?
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yea, i think Blood was in the band name.

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zombiehead wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:06 am
yea, i think Blood was in the band name.


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UPDATE

MetalSucks went down a deep rabbit hole to see just how far Jared was taking the lie, and it included creating an entire website for his fake booking agency, StageRight complete with other fake bands with amazing names like Brian Guy, Michael Anthony, Newport, "Fiona" and Ice Age. All sound like artists, but are not. The webpage is incredible. http://stagerightbookings.com/

MetalSucks also picked up on the fact that the band created a fake record label and a fake record label website to go along with their fake booking agency. This guy has all his bases covered, except he just assumed nobody would actually pay attention to these things? The fake label, http://www.superlativemusic.com/ coincidentally shares a similar roster to the booking agency. In addition to Threatin, we have old favorites Michael Anthony, Fiona, and Brian Guy. A now deleted "About" page features an incredible fake history of this non-existent label:

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Even more impressive is Jared created a fake metal news website, http://toprockpress.com/ to give the impression that somebody is actually covering his act. The site features outdated stories about Tony Iommi and Axl Rose. I admire how far he's taking this con.


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Jered Threatin's Actual Identity Uncovered

Jered had a death metal (maybe black metal?) band called Saetith, and released two EPs in 2007 and 2010. Metal Archives listings do come up for Saetith and Jered. You can even stream the 2010 EP, Revive the Blasphemy.



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Foot Foot wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:13 pm
Jered Threatin's Actual Identity Uncovered

Jered had a death metal (maybe black metal?) band called Saetith, and released two EPs in 2007 and 2010. Metal Archives listings do come up for Saetith and Jered. You can even stream the 2010 EP, Revive the Blasphemy.



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I......actually like this? I mean it’s not terrible. Other than the stupid promo photo. Kind of sounds like less wanky necrophagist with screams.
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can we post album art heresies here? this is by vincent locke, too... WTF?
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