Glass of Water Next to the Bed

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As a fellow drunken guinea I give this thread :star: :star: :star: :star: :star:
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MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA

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WTF is laying up on the cinder block?
MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA

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Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:35 pm

do you think you'll ever keep a chamber pot next to your bed?

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Portland 2012 yes
MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA

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hipster holocaust wrote:WTF is laying up on the cinder block?
my lady got me solaris criterion to make up for being a cunt during raiders of the lost ark :betternotstartanyshit:

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fallbacktostone wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:WTF is laying up on the cinder block?
my lady got me solaris criterion to make up for being a kitty kitty meow meow during raiders of the lost ark :betternotstartanyshit:
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MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA

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Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:46 pm

bottle of water.... because i would totally spill a glass all over my phone/alarm clock/laptop.
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this seems like a great idea. will investigate and report back...
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torsion health tip number one (1)
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Wormholegenerator wrote:torsion mental health tip number one (1)

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I try to do this. I have frequent dreams where I just endlessly drink water and can't be satiated.
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the motherfucking d-i-e wrote:bottle of water.... because i would totally spill a glass all over my phone/alarm clock/laptop.
I have to do this because my fucker cats like to knock over glasses of water, and that usually either ends up on my laptop or on my bed.
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Water spiders...

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Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:47 pm

always. i put a ton of ice in it so that if I wake up it's still cold. :tup:

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the motherfucking d-i-e wrote:bottle of water.... because i would totally spill a glass all over my phone/alarm clock/laptop.
It's not a pork chop... It's a glass of water.

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Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:00 pm

That old water glass has been a faithful nighttime companion for as long as I remember. Even if I don't touch it overnight, it's a comfort knowing it's there.

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Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:32 pm

Every single night of my life since I was three years old. You are not alone.

I have two other sleep habits...

1) Fan. Even in the dead of winter. The sound and nice bit of breeze is good for the soul.

2) Old time radio stream, a more recently developed habit. I put it on my iPhone or laptop. I fall asleep to mysteries like The Whistler, Dragnet and Sherlock Holmes and wake up to comedies like Abbott and Costello, Burns and Allen etc.

I can survive without these two if I'm sleeping somewhere other than my own home, but bedtime without water can fuck off.
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Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:33 pm

is it just me or is this thread just a little bit disturbing now..?

what the fuck is wrong with us

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Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:05 pm

I know. Water is so fucking weird...

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Every night for the past month or so, I wake up after about 4 hours absolutely dying of thirst. Pound water and go back to bed. Must have.
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I just fucking go to bed
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Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:33 pm

fuck bed.

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Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:56 am

I used to keep it on the headboard until I spilled it. Now it's on a bookcase out of reach. I usually grab a swig before bed and when I get up in the middle of the night to take a piss. I could probably avoid the middle of the night piss if I didn't drink the water but who wants to do that?

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