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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:29 pm
by hipster holocaust
As a fellow drunken guinea I give this thread :star: :star: :star: :star: :star:

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:31 pm
by hipster holocaust
:?

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:31 pm
by fallbacktostone
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:33 pm
by hipster holocaust
WTF is laying up on the cinder block?

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:35 pm
by MeatGrease
do you think you'll ever keep a chamber pot next to your bed?

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:37 pm
by hipster holocaust
Portland 2012 yes

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:39 pm
by fallbacktostone
hipster holocaust wrote:WTF is laying up on the cinder block?
my lady got me solaris criterion to make up for being a cunt during raiders of the lost ark :betternotstartanyshit:

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:40 pm
by hipster holocaust
fallbacktostone wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:WTF is laying up on the cinder block?
my lady got me solaris criterion to make up for being a kitty kitty meow meow during raiders of the lost ark :betternotstartanyshit:
keeper :D

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:46 pm
by the motherfucking d-i-e
bottle of water.... because i would totally spill a glass all over my phone/alarm clock/laptop.

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:46 pm
by soiled depends
this seems like a great idea. will investigate and report back...

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:48 pm
by Wormholegenerator
torsion health tip number one (1)

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:51 pm
by MeatGrease
Wormholegenerator wrote:torsion mental health tip number one (1)

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:41 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
I try to do this. I have frequent dreams where I just endlessly drink water and can't be satiated.

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:44 pm
by valgalder
the motherfucking d-i-e wrote:bottle of water.... because i would totally spill a glass all over my phone/alarm clock/laptop.
I have to do this because my fucker cats like to knock over glasses of water, and that usually either ends up on my laptop or on my bed.

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:47 pm
by the awesome Assassin
Water spiders...

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:47 pm
by Raw Ting
always. i put a ton of ice in it so that if I wake up it's still cold. :tup:

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:48 pm
by the awesome Assassin
the motherfucking d-i-e wrote:bottle of water.... because i would totally spill a glass all over my phone/alarm clock/laptop.
It's not a pork chop... It's a glass of water.

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:00 pm
by Toxicarius
That old water glass has been a faithful nighttime companion for as long as I remember. Even if I don't touch it overnight, it's a comfort knowing it's there.

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:32 pm
by Eight Foot Manchild
Every single night of my life since I was three years old. You are not alone.

I have two other sleep habits...

1) Fan. Even in the dead of winter. The sound and nice bit of breeze is good for the soul.

2) Old time radio stream, a more recently developed habit. I put it on my iPhone or laptop. I fall asleep to mysteries like The Whistler, Dragnet and Sherlock Holmes and wake up to comedies like Abbott and Costello, Burns and Allen etc.

I can survive without these two if I'm sleeping somewhere other than my own home, but bedtime without water can fuck off.

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:33 pm
by fallbacktostone
is it just me or is this thread just a little bit disturbing now..?

what the fuck is wrong with us

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:05 pm
by MeatGrease
I know. Water is so fucking weird...

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:06 pm
by james
Every night for the past month or so, I wake up after about 4 hours absolutely dying of thirst. Pound water and go back to bed. Must have.

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:30 pm
by milkmandan
I just fucking go to bed

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:33 pm
by a world of no
fuck bed.

Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:56 am
by MrPhage
I used to keep it on the headboard until I spilled it. Now it's on a bookcase out of reach. I usually grab a swig before bed and when I get up in the middle of the night to take a piss. I could probably avoid the middle of the night piss if I didn't drink the water but who wants to do that?