Glass of Water Next to the Bed

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Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:12 pm

I almost always wake up thirsty so I keep a glass of water nearby. But not right by the bed because I'll probably knock it over.
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:44 pm

warm water always smells like dog saliva and germs to me. some ocd type shit.
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:31 pm

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Erik13 wrote:
a world of no wrote:fuck bed.
where do you sleep then?
Streven Hammock.

When I was flying to Afghanistan, some dude had a hammock made out of nothing but 550 cord. He strung it in between the wall and a pallet. He was the most comfortable man on that C-17.
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:32 pm

I power down several glasses of water before bed ad just go to the kitchen for another glass if I wake up feeling thirsty.

The bedside is for earplugs and the phone.
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:41 pm

I never needed water at night. Until a year ago my friend bought me a fancy water bottle that doesn't leak. I filled it and put it on my nightstand just to be nice and look like I was using it. That first night I drank a little water, needlessly.

Cut to one year later and my mouth is constantly dry, I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and have to rehydrate. What the fuck happened. If I'd never gotten this gift, my body wouldn't have changed for the worse and gotten all dependent on water in the middle of the goddamn night.
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:20 pm

Blair wrote:I power down several glasses of water before bed ad just go to the kitchen for another glass if I wake up feeling thirsty.

The bedside is for earplugs and the phone.
I figured you would have a nighty-night survival kit, complete with a dream journal, pens, bottled water, aspirin, condoms, pen lights, mp3 player loaded with lullabies, waterproof matches, and a leatherman, all tucked neatly into a kevlar pillowcase.
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:58 pm

Haha, just a disordered stack of D&D books, academic papers and occasional sci-fi paperbacks.
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:00 pm

...and a heating pad for got my back/neck.
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:07 pm

Anyone on here sleep with an empty protein bucket by the bed so they can relieve themselves of all that night-time water? Just checking.... :?:
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:15 pm

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Blair wrote:I power down several glasses of water before bed ad just go to the kitchen for another glass if I wake up feeling thirsty.

The bedside is for earplugs and the phone.
I figured you would have a nighty-night survival kit, complete with a dream journal, pens, bottled water, aspirin, condoms, pen lights, mp3 player loaded with lullabies, waterproof matches, and a leatherman, all tucked neatly into a kevlar pillowcase.
Oh fuck, I do have a water bottle & holster that I wear on my belt when I'm working or out and about.

Next step: camelback/pillow hybrid...
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:17 pm

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How does your delicate poached egg eating lad hands deal with cinder block related collisions and abrasions?
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by constantly bleeding from my fingertips and knuckles! :ax:
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*clutches pearls*
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:16 pm

a world of no wrote:fuck bed.
yeah! hydrate when yer dead, right guys?

(I typically keep an 800 mL glass parked by the nightstand)
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:36 pm

so basically necrometer has a glass of water by the bed...
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:40 pm

I have to use a bottle because I'm clumsy/spazzy in my sleep sometimes and can't be trusted with open containers
One time i threw a huge elbow into the back of the head of the girl I was sleeping with :|
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any fuck deets?
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soiled depends wrote:so basically necrometer has a glass of water by the bed...
maybe if joe threadmaker here could tell the POLL FUNCTION from a hole in the ground we could simply be voting like civilized beings
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soiled depends wrote:any fuck deets?
She was insatiable until she wasn't anymore.
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Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:48 pm

Everyone in our household has always a bottle of water nearby, we do not want to wake up depressed.
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riley-o wrote:
soiled depends wrote:any fuck deets?
She was insatiable until she wasn't anymore.
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who hasn't sleep elbowed a chick?
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a world of no wrote:who hasn't sleep elbowed a chick?
Half the board.
At least.
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