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Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:09 am
by Necrometer
jim jarmusch's horror-comedy zombie movie

i will probably never see it, but I'm getting kinda stressed just imagining the experience

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:09 pm
by FVBTVS
comedian podcast subreddits/i]

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:09 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
/R opieandanthony legitimately turned into a terrorist sleeper cell

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:41 pm
by FVBTVS
researching sub 1000 dollar laptops

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:56 pm
by Necrometer
LOL to those three




OR

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:05 pm
by Necrometer
I just remembered "Chuck Klosterman"

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:12 pm
by FVBTVS
a girl that i loved truly madly deeply back in my early 20s got me a signed and advance copy of the cocoa puffs book as a gift. i'll never forget her devilish smirk she had when she saw me looking at it for the fist time like "i've finally nailed it". we were semi living together at the time. out of a weird sense of heterosexual duty i felt like i had to at least try to read it in bed so she could see that i didnt just fling it off the roof like the insipid trash i assumed it was..

ive been sitting here for at least a few minutes struggling to find the right path in describing how clarifying and deeply alienating it is to get a book like that as a gift from someone you're crazy about :brokenheart:

:false:

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:16 pm
by FVBTVS
wondering if i already made this post before right after i hit submit

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:05 pm
by featherboa
i never seen it

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:24 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
The only books I want people to buy for me are more expensive versions of books I've already read.

Even if it's something that might be cool, my brain won't let me be interested in anything literary that someone else discovered. I hate it.

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:23 pm
by ghost boner
my ole pal shane who you guys might remember as the disgusting tweaker who hit on my mom then tried to find gold in the desert by himself is in jail now for making and trying to sell a gun. he made a fucking gun. and tried to sell it. and is now in jail due to that. this is so great

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:00 pm
by Necrometer
fvbtvs that story is like a shakespearean tragedy condensed into a single paragraph. but also totally hilarious? holy shit the emotional complexity.

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:01 pm
by Necrometer
a signed copy!!! ahaahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:32 pm
by ghost boner
Oops just now noticed that I meant to post that in the NWIOT thread

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:55 pm
by Necrometer
I am a bit comforted that you are not angry about justice being served re: your scoundrel friend

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:33 pm
by ghost boner
Oh dude. It's my favorite thing ever. His extremely horrible looking fat old gf made a GoFundMe too and it's just the best. I'll try and upload the screencap (to the correct thread) tomorrow

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:53 am
by featherboa
So stoked about both these stories.

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:04 pm
by FVBTVS
also in the spirit of irrationality and chaos

my first true and longest love decided to tell me she loved me for the first time while squeezing my hand in a dark movie theatre during the opening minutes of 1998's Hope Floats starring Harry Connick Jr and Sandra Bullock :confused:

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:05 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
:brokenheart: :brokenheart:

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:06 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Have you actually lived the manic pixie dream girl lyfestyle??

I tried when I was a kid but it was just a nightmare, bailed within like 400 days.

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:08 am
by FVBTVS

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:00 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
HAHAHAHA

Lyrics, Fast says, often drift in and out of coherence. In his slacker anthem “Loser,” Beck deadpans: “In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey / butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie / With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables / dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.” While the words may not cohere into narrative, we get the emotional impact of their meaning: life sucks.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:23 pm
by FVBTVS
:warrior:

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 3:03 pm
by Necrometer
yeah... that's pretty infuriating


submission of the day:

Re: things that make you irrationally angry

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
SaiyanZ is amazing and creepy. He's a fan of the Opie and Anthony show, which ceased to exist in 2014. He presents his content as a radio show covering the talent of THAT radio show.

There's a whole fucking subculture of these people. Without a doubt, the craziest and most malignant fan community I've ever come across - like, fucking forget about black metal or ICP. If those people find out about you, your life is over.

They make feature-length documentaries with genuinely impressive production value, which serve as like... comedic, trollish hit-pieces. They're like a terrorist sleeper cell who sprung fully formed from the comment section under a Ralphie May YouTube video.

Also kinda where the proud boys came from fwiw