things that make you irrationally angry

[Necrometer]

jim jarmusch's horror-comedy zombie movie

i will probably never see it, but I'm getting kinda stressed just imagining the experience

[FVBTVS]

comedian podcast subreddits/i]

[Eight Bit Alien]

/R opieandanthony legitimately turned into a terrorist sleeper cell

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researching sub 1000 dollar laptops

[Necrometer]

LOL to those three




OR

[Necrometer]

I just remembered "Chuck Klosterman"

[FVBTVS]

a girl that i loved truly madly deeply back in my early 20s got me a signed and advance copy of the cocoa puffs book as a gift. i'll never forget her devilish smirk she had when she saw me looking at it for the fist time like "i've finally nailed it". we were semi living together at the time. out of a weird sense of heterosexual duty i felt like i had to at least try to read it in bed so she could see that i didnt just fling it off the roof like the insipid trash i assumed it was..

ive been sitting here for at least a few minutes struggling to find the right path in describing how clarifying and deeply alienating it is to get a book like that as a gift from someone you're crazy about

[FVBTVS]

wondering if i already made this post before right after i hit submit

[featherboa]

i never seen it

[Eight Bit Alien]

The only books I want people to buy for me are more expensive versions of books I've already read.

Even if it's something that might be cool, my brain won't let me be interested in anything literary that someone else discovered. I hate it.

[ghost boner]

my ole pal shane who you guys might remember as the disgusting tweaker who hit on my mom then tried to find gold in the desert by himself is in jail now for making and trying to sell a gun. he made a fucking gun. and tried to sell it. and is now in jail due to that. this is so great

[Necrometer]

fvbtvs that story is like a shakespearean tragedy condensed into a single paragraph. but also totally hilarious? holy shit the emotional complexity.

[Necrometer]

a signed copy!!! ahaahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Oops just now noticed that I meant to post that in the NWIOT thread

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I am a bit comforted that you are not angry about justice being served re: your scoundrel friend

[ghost boner]

Oh dude. It's my favorite thing ever. His extremely horrible looking fat old gf made a GoFundMe too and it's just the best. I'll try and upload the screencap (to the correct thread) tomorrow

[featherboa]

So stoked about both these stories.

[FVBTVS]

also in the spirit of irrationality and chaos

my first true and longest love decided to tell me she loved me for the first time while squeezing my hand in a dark movie theatre during the opening minutes of 1998's Hope Floats starring Harry Connick Jr and Sandra Bullock

[Eight Bit Alien]

[Eight Bit Alien]

Have you actually lived the manic pixie dream girl lyfestyle??

I tried when I was a kid but it was just a nightmare, bailed within like 400 days.