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I had to call a Kaiser Permanente pharmacy, and was put on hold for 20 minutes

I was passed back and forth between two different and vague-in-that-hold-music-way songs at seemingly random intervals, with none longer than 20 seconds

Blinded by hot rage
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i typed something like that into their suggestions form once and triggered a whole ass problem resolution process. like a manilla envelope showed up at my house quarter inch thing, people were calling me
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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dealing with amazon and microsoft and talking to indian dudes straight up sucks shit

make america great again tbqh
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I want to fucking murder vernon
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Fuck did I do?
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you invented verning!

patron saint piece of shit :ax:
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:lol:
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the absurd labyrinthine dungeon of endlessly nested folders and subfolders of bookmarks i've created for myself :ax:
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App icon "updates" when I'm trying to, for example, find Maps while driving and my home screen has suddenly turned into a puzzle that occupies texting-while-driving level brain space

UI fuckups in general all over the place. "Updates" actually being downgrades makes for a nice Jake Johansson bit, but can we just stop it please?
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yeah the new google mail app icon on my shit sucks my shit blood fuck
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FVBTVS wrote:
Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:32 pm
my shit blood fuck
Didnt GG allin write a song called "shit blood fuck"?
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE

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Shit blood fucking makes me irrationally happy
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snort laughing at these cringe lords screaming fraud made me accidentally inhale a poppy seed from my everything bagel into my sinuses and it fucking sucks :betternotstartanyshit:
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silmarillion still doesnt do much for me
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Stock market volatility
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i now have a tape sensitivity so i get blisters wherever i have medical tape. im accident prone so this really sucks
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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whoa! I got taped up a while back and my skin went absolutely nuts. I think my skin is OK with duct tape. DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW. just try it!

my late-breaking anger is about trying to figure out how to pronounce science-specific terms. I can usually find a bunch of videos of people saying shit, but they are inevitably narrated by a no-good robot, a person from india, or a person from eastern europe. no trusted sources!!!

tonight's quest is to learn how to pronounce "pol", short for polymerase. is it ilke POLE or PAUL?

I found a lecture from the guy who got the nobel prize for solving the polymerase structure. his slides say "pol" a zillion times, but he says all four syllables of "polymerase" every. goddamned. time. FUCK! he says "angstroms" like "ankh strums" so he's not to be trusted anyway...
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Necrometer wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:32 pm
whoa! I got taped up a while back and my skin went absolutely nuts. I think my skin is OK with duct tape. DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW. just try it!

my late-breaking anger is about trying to figure out how to pronounce science-specific terms. I can usually find a bunch of videos of people saying shit, but they are inevitably narrated by a no-good robot, a person from india, or a person from eastern europe. no trusted sources!!!

tonight's quest is to learn how to pronounce "pol", short for polymerase. is it ilke POLE or PAUL?

I found a lecture from the guy who got the nobel prize for solving the polymerase structure. his slides say "pol" a zillion times, but he says all four syllables of "polymerase" every. goddamned. time. FUCK! he says "angstroms" like "ankh strums" so he's not to be trusted anyway...
Admission, I've always pronounced it with five syllables ("paul/pol-e-m-are-aze.")
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knock it off!
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my friends with instagram accounts solely for their pets
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FVBTVS wrote:
Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:03 am
my friends with instagram accounts solely for their pets
Generally, I'm ok with this... but my blood turns into steam when they post as if their pets are writing the updates:

"We just wuuuv our new catnip, it makes us go zoom zoom zoom, and feel wack-a-doodles, tee hee"

"I love my mommy and daddy but I bite their fingies if they tuch my tum-tum too much!"
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ok yeah thats more it than anything
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FVBTVS wrote:
Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:03 am
my friends with instagram accounts solely for their pets
:oops:

I absolutely don't post "in their voice" though, Jesus CHRIST that is the fucking worst.
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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my sister is a rat queen on the internet

but ya no rat voice
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I laid down the law when my wife made an instagram for our cats, back when they were only kittens. It's something I absolutely will not tolerate in this house. I said that if there's one SINGLE FUCKING post with cat voice, I would divorce her and stop giving an allowance to her boyfriend.
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