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Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:08 am

studs don't quite line up in the bathroom either
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Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:38 am

Geeheeb wrote:studs don't quite line up in the bathroom either
The dipshit that "renovated" (and I use that term VERY loosely) my house prior to purchase apparently didn't know about 16" centers for studs. I feel your pain.
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Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:14 pm

an "interactive, sing along, punk duo" followed me on twitter. fucking fuming right now

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Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:33 pm

Have I mentioned the drug war this page? No. The drug war.


There really isnt anything else to get angry at, everything else is something abstract and truly systemic.
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ghost boner wrote:saw a dude in a straw fedora the other day... straw fedora
fuuuuck.

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Thu May 19, 2016 6:04 pm

When people stand in a haphazard cluster in front of the check in kiosk at their gate at the airport when it isn't their turn to board.Did your rows get called yet? No? Then get the fuck out of the way.
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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Fri May 20, 2016 7:44 am

Ghost Dad wrote:When people stand in a haphazard cluster in front of the check in kiosk at their gate at the airport when it isn't their turn to board.Did your rows get called yet? No? Then get the fuck out of the way.
Ugh so fucked. YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE AIR FOR THE NEXT 5 HOURS, ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM WHILE YOU CAN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

If I'm not with anyone else I wait until 2 minutes before the door closes, row call or not.
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Fri May 20, 2016 8:29 am

yeah, I never got being all hopped up on getting in the plane asap, unless it's for fighting for overhead space....
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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Fri May 20, 2016 8:40 am

Airports are great except for all the fucking people. It's like traveling turns most people into sniveling, childish little cunts.
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Fri May 20, 2016 10:03 am

people making subpar piggyback jokes/comments on onion articles on facebook

id like to shoot these people in the face
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Sat May 21, 2016 7:39 am

I mean, you live in FL, so no one's stopping you...
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Sat May 28, 2016 10:36 pm

When you're buying a coffee or a banana and 95% of the transaction time is that apprehensive child behind the till fumble-fishing out that last 15 cents of change out of the till for five minutes.
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Sat May 28, 2016 10:42 pm

When you're making a purchase, and the fumbling, apprehensive Chris Farley substitute working the till doesn't know how to ring one item in, and smoke starts pouring out of their ears/till and you tell them "it's alright, don't bother ringing that item up" and they ignore you while you're begging them to drop it and they eventually they retrieve the manager from the command bunker, ignoring your polite desperate request to forget that one item, to figure out why that chocolate bar didn't scan and meanwhile you're 15 minute coffee break is just whipping away...
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Sun May 29, 2016 6:49 am

Self checkout dawg :tup:
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:01 am

Dudes who feel the need to check their phone, do leg lifts, dumbell curls, and walk around while looking at themselves in the mirror.....all on the bench press station. I gotta start going in the mornings. :ax:
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:24 am

There are some people here, tourists and people who don't know what they want to do, who will ride an escalator up or down and when they get to the landing, they'll just stand there looking around as if the people behind them have anywhere else to go.
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:43 am

School's out!

That means an otherwise pleasant 20 minute trip to the store turns into a 90 minute hell gauntlet of kids pulling merch off the shelves onto the floor, blocking aisles while playing cops & robbers or princess pisspot or whatever, staring blankly at all the colors, crowding around mommy and screaming for this or that garbage treat, risking grievous bodily harm by darting in and out of the paths of passing carts, and on and so forth.

I know, I can just shop later at night. Sometimes, but the deli, bakery and some other departments (booze!) are closed later at night. No can do.

Parents should just leave their brats at home.

In cages.

Where they belong.
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:12 pm

Groups of three or more people who take up both sides of a pedestrian/bicycle trail. Especially when they have a dog on a leash that gives them extra blocking capacity. These people ALWAYS act like you jumped out of a dark corner wearing a ski mask and toting a hunting knife when you pass (announcing it or not), as if they were completely unaware that bikes also use the trail or that anything faster than them might pass them from behind. That's mildly satisfying enough to offset the irritation of their disorderliness. If I was less lazy and more clever I would make some videos for Youtube demonstrating what their behavior would look like if they were in a car on the road.
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:20 pm

Fuck bikes in big cities.
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:45 pm

fuck big cities without bike-friendly infrastructure
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:07 pm

I can see both sides. The only way you can really get by as a bicyclist in a bigger city is if you're an asshole, however at the end of the day, you're an asshole...
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:20 pm

Ugh, bike paths in cities are the biggest idiot magnets imaginable. When I was commuting from downtown I gave up on the seaside bike trail and just started using the road with the cars to avoid all the people walking strollers down the wrong lane, etc.
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:40 pm

kelly wrote:There are some people here, tourists and people who don't know what they want to do, who will ride an escalator up or down and when they get to the landing, they'll just stand there looking around as if the people behind them have anywhere else to go.
Shove them in the back REALLY HARD
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Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:18 pm

hipster holocaust wrote:Self checkout dawg :tup:
So I guess you like putting people out of jobs?
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