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The Bill wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote:These are not what I was expecting to be as genuinely entertaining as PAUL's misadventures

Thanks anyway. Would read again...

Ha, you wanted comedic adventures. Instead you got grown men crying because of they're slobs with hemorrhoids.

Those aren't comic misadventures in your book?

Ghost Dad wrote:

The Bill wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote:These are not what I was expecting to be as genuinely entertaining as PAUL's misadventures

Thanks anyway. Would read again...

Ha, you wanted comedic adventures. Instead you got grown men crying because of they're slobs with hemorrhoids.

Those aren't comic misadventures in your book?

More like assuming case studies.

Fung Tunt wrote:Michael Jackson fans. seriously the worst kind of people...

What? Isn't that like 85% of Earth's population?

postaddiction wrote:pro-eham-story time

yeah

Fung Tunt wrote:Due to the impending canadian postal strike, Lukie Games from Florida won't let me order a Retron 2 system.oh boo hoo do your fucking job, whining retards.be thankful you even have a job...


Get cunting real...

why the shit do you want a retron 2... if you have the carts already why would you want to play them emulated instead of on the real consoles? just get a mini PC?

Fung Tunt wrote:Sorry, I meant retron 3.my nes/snes/genesis consoles are worn out and I figured the retron would do the trick.i have emulators for most of those old games on my laptop...

Back in the day I used ZSNES and SNES9x. Any new SNES emulators, that are better, or fancier, or more compatible with modern TVs?

I use Higan

http://byuu.org/emulation/higan/

The Bill wrote:

Fung Tunt wrote: in the day I used ZSNES and SNES9x. Any new SNES emulators, that are better, or fancier, or more compatible with modern TVs?

Both of those are. I still use ZSnes because I like the cheat function the most. Once you figure out the resolution of your TV you can go into the menu of any SNES emulator and configure the settings appropriately.

Geeheeb is always on fleek with his software, and HIGAN is a fucking beast. It's the most accurate SNES emulator, honestly one of the best emulators ever made. The developer has gone kinda crazy over the last little while, hes a friendly insane wizard man. HIGAN used to be called BSNES before a bunch of crazy features got added, and so e people still prefer that version.

On the Retron systems - I won't soapbox because I know how annoying guys like me are. I just need you guys to understand - the Retron is just an emulator. It takes your cartridge, dumps the ROM on the spot, and uses code stolen from one of the above-mentioned emulators to play the game.

Stolen emulators emulating a ROM of your game which is indistinguishable from the ROm of your game on your computer.

If you have a laptop or PC connected to your computer, I would advise against paying money for a Retron.

HAve you seen this, Jame?

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/07/a ... ade-price/

Eight Bit Alien wrote:

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The Bill wrote:

Fung Tunt wrote: in the day I used ZSNES and SNES9x. Any new SNES emulators, that are better, or fancier, or more compatible with modern TVs?

Both of those are. I still use ZSnes because I like the cheat function the most. Once you figure out the resolution of your TV you can go into the menu of any SNES emulator and configure the settings appropriately.

Geeheeb is always on fleek with his software, and HIGAN is a fucking beast. It's the most accurate SNES emulator, honestly one of the best emulators ever made. The developer has gone kinda crazy over the last little while, hes a friendly insane wizard man. HIGAN used to be called BSNES before a bunch of crazy features got added, and so e people still prefer that version.

On the Retron systems - I won't soapbox because I know how annoying guys like me are. I just need you guys to understand - the Retron is just an emulator. It takes your cartridge, dumps the ROM on the spot, and uses code stolen from one of the above-mentioned emulators to play the game.

Stolen emulators emulating a ROM of your game which is indistinguishable from the ROm of your game on your computer.

If you have a laptop or PC connected to your computer, I would advise against paying money for a Retron.

One of the main priorities for me is getting the games to not look like a stack of blocks on my UHDTV. I know a lot of folks strive for perfect replication, with scanlines and all that. I prefer a colorful, sharp, and smooth image. More like the modern Rayman games. This site as a lot of examples of the filters you can apply:

http://filthypants.blogspot.com/2011/05 ... dated.html

Is all this video game talking making some one rationally angry?

Geeheeb wrote:HAve you seen this, Jame?

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/07/a ... ade-price/

Yes. It's psychotic. Id buy one if I had the money, but it's absolutely frivolous. Part of me is also a bit concerned that actual existent NES systems are almost certainly being destroyed to harvest components for that thing; I was never able to confirm to what extent the grave robbing went, but only so many of those bits and bobs are still newly manufactured.

I'd need to see one in action to really decide one way or another. An original system using a decent upscaling or signal conversion device may well be just as good, and it's still entirely debatable whether that makes anyone any happier than a properly configured emulation setup.

I have one small peice of shit repurposed office computer connected to a modern television through VGA that works as an emulation behemoth. Does everything, cost me nothing but the time to properly configure the display output native to the emulators. One four-port USB hub and a few PC gamepads and it's the star of every party.

800 dollars for a Nintendo is like.... you know those middle aged dudes who buy a mortgage's worth of tubes, cabling, receivers and whatnot for a vinyl signal chain? Who usually don't know jack fucking shit about what things like dynamic range and fidelity actually mean? Then they go listen to some mildewed worn out Zeppelin thing that they originally fell in love with on an 8-track through the tinny stereo system in a moving Ford Escort...

Maybe I just don't like the intersection between consumer pathology and consumer electronics... or have thought about the 2A03 so much that I've become an unrelatable wizard shithead.

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/stor ... /87607366/

this dude was really helpful to the college of nursing at my school. huge bummer.

Stay safe brother

is this just 'cause you don't have a bestie?

Fung Tunt wrote:Retards who say bestie.get your fucking throat ripped out already...

are you ever happy?

The Jeep I saw earlier with the decals of ZOMBIE OUTBREAK MILITIA on their back window

There are quite a bit of scientists, engineers, other professional and honorable career paths from this board and NONE OF THEM think they are important

electronichamz wrote:The Jeep I saw earlier with the decals of ZOMBIE OUTBREAK MILITIA on their back window

what's wrong with that? BTW will a .22 kill a zombie?

We don't know, erik. The literature on that subject is pretty unclear.

Erik13 wrote:

electronichamz wrote:The Jeep I saw earlier with the decals of ZOMBIE OUTBREAK MILITIA on their back window

what's wrong with that? BTW will a .22 kill a zombie?

I don't think any zombies are coming

electronichamz wrote:

Erik13 wrote:

electronichamz wrote:The Jeep I saw earlier with the decals of ZOMBIE OUTBREAK MILITIA on their back window

what's wrong with that? BTW will a .22 kill a zombie?

I don't think any zombies are coming

What about Rob? He seems like a perv.

electronichamz wrote: I don't think any zombies are coming

you don't know that. it could happen.

Erik13 wrote:

electronichamz wrote:The Jeep I saw earlier with the decals of ZOMBIE OUTBREAK MILITIA on their back window

what's wrong with that? BTW will a .22 kill a zombie?

Short, long rifle or magnum?

Long rifle