Ken M - Final Level Troll

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Ken M. is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken's insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.
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These aren't even the best. I just picked his most recent. Groin-grabbingly hilarious:
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ghost boner wrote:our cousins should fuck
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good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
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ghost boner wrote:our cousins should fuck
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ken m wrote:they started wearing the top hats as a clever tribute to the movies that charmed a generation
hahahahahahahahah
ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"He can convert the diamond into fresh coal if he subjects it to a lack of heat and pressure."

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ghost boner wrote:our cousins should fuck
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"proof that the banana is more than some vulgar marital aid"

OH MY FUCKING GOD
jefferson wrote:If you want a picture of the future, imagine a palm against a human face... forever.
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gonna email this to my dad, who is almost 70 and in the past few months has taken a liking to posting comments on yahoo articles because he just discovered the internet for himself
jefferson wrote:If you want a picture of the future, imagine a palm against a human face... forever.
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:lol: I remember reading the Punxsutawney article months ago and admiring Ken's handiwork.
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
-smoeone
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ghost boner wrote:our cousins should fuck
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I'm a fan :moreawesome:

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Skyclun wrote: Explain to me how I'm dumb for not knowing how PayPal works.
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hah - peanut sauce
Skyclun wrote: Explain to me how I'm dumb for not knowing how PayPal works.
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ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
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I almost shit myself laughing at that.
elephants gerald wrote:
- GLENN DANZIG "literally a rotating cast of gigantic wigged infants," claims former tour manager
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those exasperated people constantly trying to correct him or point out his errors in thinking...

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does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad

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Well, this is my favorite website of all time.

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james wrote:portable auschwitz
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oh man. this is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
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:pizza: :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: :pizza:
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hahahahah you're such a fucking dick
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goddamnit :lol: :lol: :lol:

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BUNGVOX wrote:solo hanneman / solo mengele
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There's no way that this isn't a troll, and a damn good one at that.
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Burpcore the GRIM wrote:There's no way that this isn't a troll, and a damn good one at that.
Thanks Ken M
copstache wrote:on a positive note, i hope if i get old and encrippled my nurses come and put on Judeobeast Assassin and watch my horrible atrophied limbs twitch in some mess of neurons flickering and dying
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