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jen said destroy
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Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:12 pm

She just remind me of this guy
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Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:14 pm

If I was forced to guess I would say.... ...something from Yu-Gui-Oh?
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Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:09 pm

I'm going for my gay uncle who fondled me....either way, this shit sucks....look at this lame crap....
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Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:28 pm

It's like burning man for virgins.
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Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:57 am

yin yang = black/white

he's referring to her clothes.

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Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:04 am

there's no one wearing black and white clothes behind her. you're wrong

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Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:04 am

so WRONG

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WRONG FUCKING PAGE SO WRONG

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Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:04 pm

Kinda hate this guy the most for irrational reasons. When I spoke to him, I knew who he was but I have no interest in Superman.



Interestingly enough Jimmy Olsen is going to be a girl in Man of Steel. Womp Womp.

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Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:43 pm

jenspotting 8)
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:46 pm

whg just posted her
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:49 pm

fat dude in the jets jersey really put a lot of effort into this

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jen you look different than i thought. sweet moustache fyi.
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i have no idea what that girl is doing there
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Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I'm going to head out before Torsion sees this latest video.
I'm not even mad. I got about a minute in. Who the fuck wants to listen to some guy talk about Jimmy Olsen for ten minutes?
Haha,

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Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:50 pm

ha! struck out. loser.

edit: you're not missing much. he's a tool/episode sucks
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The Torsion wrote:
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I'm going to head out before Torsion sees this latest video.
I'm not even mad. I got about a minute in. Who the fuck wants to listen to some guy talk about Jimmy Olsen for ten minutes?
it's basically just him asking 30 girls DO YOU KNOW WHO JIMMY OLSEN IS and then getting really disappointed when none of them do
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:48 pm

Does Iron Goldie still post? I think she should go on this show, with her thick southern drawl.
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:59 pm

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!! HAHAHA YES!

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jen said destroy wrote:Kinda hate this guy the most for irrational reasons. When I spoke to him, I knew who he was but I have no interest in Superman.

Interestingly enough Jimmy Olsen is going to be a girl in Man of Steel. Womp Womp.
I don't think your hate is in any way irrational
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...and how would any of these people know that?!
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:42 pm

JEN SIGHTING!
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lard jedi wrote:"Dating normal people sucks"
...and how would any of these people know that?!
probably shorthand for "trying and failing to date normal people sucks"
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good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning

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Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:46 pm

True, I shouldn't have been so harsh. There's a lot of wiggle room in that statement...

I loved it when Jimmy the Geek was agonizing over his choices "Fat uggo loves Superman... but I could teach statuesque hottie to love Superman..."
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Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:46 am

U, the normals are all those people on my FB who make your skin crawl.


Putting this guide here for anyone who wants to match 'em up...
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jen said destroy wrote:2 - The Captain. He was nice and really mousy. It was a good warm-up because got to talk about comic books. He later turned into wtf creepy dude when I ran into him elsewhere later that day and he asked to take a photo because he liked my costume. He doesn't watch Venture Bros.

5 - Phantom of the Opera. This one was mainly into fantasy novels and we talked about Game of Thrones. He was probably the most awkward to talk to because it was really obvious how nervous he was, but mostly because a mask was covering half his face.

8 - The Dirty Brony. Probably the star of the show. He was definitely unshowered and hadn't brushed his long, thinning hair in weeks. He was wearing a Transformers t-shirt and stained sweatpants. He also identified himself as a brony and we explained to me why My Little Pony rules. I had a hard time looking at him in the face because he had a lazy eye and I wasn't sure which one to look at.

17 - Dark Knight Latin Lover Dude. This guy was really into Batman and got excited when I told him I was into Batman, as well. He kept leaning close and trying these Latin lover tricks. It got a little uncomfortable.

7 - Tween Homestuck. This "guy" was either really 14 years old or actually a woman. There was something definitely off about this person, but we were able to talk about stuff. S/he was dressed for some web comic I never read, so I mostly just asked questions about it.

14 - Dethklok Metal Dude. He was the only one who recognized my Triana costume, so that was cool. He was also the only one I talked about music, which was also a plus.

20 - Jimmy Olsen. Cameras were in my face during this date because TLC were focusing on him for the show. He was very good looking and obviously into Superman. We mostly talked about our tattoos, but didn't really have much to talk about other than that.

19 -Skyrim/Batman. I'm really into the new Conan that Brian Wood is writing, so my first reaction was that this guy was dressed at Conan because it's a little similar (he wasn't wearing the helmet). It was pretty easy talking to this one.
And really, Jen, Jimmy Olsen was "very good looking"!? I guess in that crowd, I could understand the "very".

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Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:20 am

The host's costume cracks me up everytime. That sash :lol: .
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Was Jen's match Mark Sanchez? :awesome:
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jen said destroy
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Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:52 am

Maybe In that setting he just seemed like an Adonis, much like my match who was the guy in the beginning with the Skyrim costume.

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They couldn't highlight Sanchez? What a gyp.
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