The Mild Bluejay Daily Jumble Thread

[Necrometer]

not making any fukking promises...

4/15 1360/1500 0:48
4/16 1210/1650 4:29 this goddamned puzzle!
...
5/01: 910/1650 4:30 buh
5/02: 760/1500 2:06
5/03: 1360/1500 0:45 Rob Reiner!!!
5/04: 1380/1450 0:56 should be "AN"
5/05: 1290/1500 1:20
5/06: 1600/1600 0:16
5/07: 1080/1450 1:30
5/08: 1010/1550 2:06
5/09: 1360/1500 0:59
5/10: 1550/1550: 0:17
5/11: 1600/1600 0:28
5/12: 1450/1450 0:27
5/13: 1500/1600 0:30 typo'd :-/
5/14: 1600/1600 0:26

I started on today's & worked backwards - essentially 4 perfects in a row! then things took a turn...

[Thrashmaster Flash]

I have a particular type of fake OCD that makes it nearly impossible for me to continue this knowing that I'll never be able to complete 3/27 - 4/15. However, for the sake of former Jumblers everywhere, I'll give it a shot.

4/16: 1650 / 1650 0:15
4/17: 1500 / 1600 0:48
4/18: 1340 / 1700 1:30 already regretting this
4/19: 1520 / 1700 0:56
4/20: 1190 / 1500 1:25 officially have lost my skill
4/21: 950 / 1550 4:02

NOPE. Sorry I even attempted it. Maybe I'll try again later.

[Necrometer]

holy fucking 4/16 discrepancy (edited so that makes sense!)

nice work

and yeah, the incurred gap hit me hard, hence ... way less jumbling

[Thrashmaster Flash]

Sigh...

4/22: 1550 / 1550 0:22
4/23: 1550 / 1550 0:16
4/24: 1550 / 1550 0:19
4/25: 740 / 1650 2:32 jesus
4/26: 990 / 1750 4:58 MOTHER FUCKER
4/27: 1460 / 1550 0:34
4/28: 1600 / 1600 0:13
4/29: 1450 / 1450 0:18
4/30: 1400 / 1400 0:14
5/1: 1650 / 1650 0:29
5/2: 1360 / 1500 0:48
5/3: 1360 / 1500 0:59
5/4: 1320 / 1450 0:57 ugh...
5/5: 1030 / 1500 2:52 here we go again
5/6: 1450 / 1600 0:58
5/7: 1120 / 1450 1:43
5/8: 1250 / 1550 1:19
5/9: 1080 / 1500 1:52
5/10: 1550 / 1550 0:13

I'd better stop now before I humiliate myself any further

[Thrashmaster Flash]

I'm starting to think that I've done some sort of serious damage to my brain

[Necrometer]

4/17 1500/1600 0:45
4/18 1100/1700 2:21

ummm...

[Thrashmaster Flash]

5/11: 1600 / 1600 0:19 (inclues ~ 4 seconds fumbling with typos)
5/12: 1450 / 1450 0:18
5/13: 1380 / 1600 0:59
5/14: 1600 / 1600 0:20
5/15: 1650 / 1650 0:25
5/16: 1600 / 1600 0:18
5/17: 1360 / 1500 0:49
5/18: 1190 / 1550 2:57

Check out 5/13 and 5/17 putting in the first few nails and 5/18 just FUCKING FINISHING ME OFF WITH THAT GODDAMN PUZZLE (all 5x, obviously)

[Thrashmaster Flash]

5/19: 1700 / 1700 0:16
5/20: 1500 / 1600 0:39
5/21: 1650 / 1650 0:21
5/22: 1440 / 1600 0:50
5/23: 1540 / 1650 0:56
5/24: 1650 / 1650 0:20
5/25: 1550 / 1550 0:16
5/26: 1600 / 1600 0:13
5/27: 1650 / 1650 0:22
5/28: 1420 / 1500 0:38 (dumbest mistake ever on the puzzle...)
5/29: 1550 / 1500 0:26
5/30: 1700 / 1700 0:17
5/31: 1400 / 1550 0:45
6/1: 1500 / 1500 0:13
6/2: 720 / 1400 2:06 FUCK
6/3: 1140 / 1650 1:33

Wow, fucked pretty hard by 6/2 and 6/3...

[Thrashmaster Flash]

6/4: 1320 / 1450 0:59
6/5: 1400 / 1550 0:39
6/6: 1500 / 1600 0:36

QUITE PATHETIC. But...

6/7: 1600 / 1600 0:09

then

6/8: 1380 / 1450 0:31
6/9: 1650 / 1650 0:14
6/10: 1440 / 1600 0:42

What a mess

[Thrashmaster Flash]

6/11: 1650 / 1650 0:26
6/12: 1340 / 1600 1:27
6/13: 1040 / 1550 1:58
6/14: 1400 / 1550 0:52

A truly despicable session.

[Thrashmaster Flash]

6/15: 1550 / 1550 0:16
6/16: 1210 / 1450 1:13 wow, nailed by the easiest fucking word ever (2nd word)
6/17: 750 / 1450 2:53
6/18: 1600 / 1600 0:19
6/19: 1380 / 1450 0:30
6/20: 1400 / 1550 0:53
6/21: 1140 / 1450 1:12

[Necrometer]

fucking hell - KILLER work on that 09!!!!

so fucking sad that I don't make the time for this garbage

5/28 1420/1500 0:43
5/29 950/1550 5:07
5/30 1170/1700 2:01
5/31 1400/1550 0:51
6/01 1240/1500 1:14
6/02 1110/1400 1:16

OH NOW I REMEMBER WHY

in better news, I have a pretty healthy crush on that coworker who's so awesome at jumblin'