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LolaFaun
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:49 pm

I just tricked this guy I had been sort of dating into driving me to a new guy's apartment I just met off okcupid. I told him it was my cousin!

But stupid drunk me forgot to log out of all my shit on his computer, so he found out. The okcupid chat was right on the screen.

I am a terrible person. Anyone who has pictures I have sent, please post them to the board.
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Hahaha
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Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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Tell us about your dates
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:52 pm

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Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:52 pm

More facials, less help parenting

post the conversation the guy saw

or something

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Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:53 pm

some beef jerky and half a fifth of black bush
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:53 pm

so lolafaun was this thread made by you or by the guy you were kind of dating who got tricked

im just curious
Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:55 pm

haha, this gold presents itself and you mob misogynists fumble over who posted the shit?????? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:01 pm

And you just realized this now?

This if for lola and/or her bf who's logged in now.
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:08 pm

I doubt he's a boyfriend if he describes it as "sort of dating"

the live deception performance is impetus to come here
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:09 pm

anything you will did will be nullified when you post several photos of
yourself wearing full slutty-clown getup.
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:09 pm

LolaFaun wrote:I just tricked this guy I had been sort of dating into driving me to a new guy's apartment I just met off okcupid. I told him it was my cousin!

But stupid drunk me forgot to log out of all my shit on his computer, so he found out. The okcupid chat was right on the screen.

I am a terrible person. Anyone who has pictures I have sent, please post them to the board.
so nobody quoted this in full?
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:13 pm

probably the appropriate time to repost this

if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:13 pm

i just dont understand how it's somehow our responsibility to post pix
Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:20 pm

Oh boy what a scoop !

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I don't even have a secretary :cry:
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Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:25 pm

All humans are sluts. It's okay.
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Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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