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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:01 pm

The Torsion wrote:Are balls not supposed to hang low?
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jen said destroy wrote:It was like trying to separate egg whites.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:01 pm

Girls make no sense. THAT'S WHAT BALLS DO. THEY FUCKING HANG.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:03 pm

I guess I'm confused. Were you just disappointed in his ballz ? But the sex was great ?

Ballz are sort of whatever though, aren't they ? Just sort of funny and silly and not supposed to be what traps and keeps the ladies ? We're not talking... this is nowhere near as bad as bad tits right ?
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:04 pm

I doubt a We Are Horrible Balls thread could hold a candle to my We Are Horrible Breasts thread. Bad breasts are really bad.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:05 pm

There are varying degrees of ball hanging and these were harder to handle than the rest. Maybe they were just beyond my skill level and I'll stick to people my age and leave that to the big girls.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:05 pm

Gay for Cock wrote:Girls make no sense..
They're like a rubik's cube with a bunch of the stickers missing.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:06 pm

Seeing Rollins do his spoken word tour and comment on saggy balls gave me a complex. I'm getting a lift as soon as my welfare cheques start coming in.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:06 pm

You guys seems to equating my disappointment with his balls as disappointment with EVERYTHANG.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:07 pm

jen said destroy wrote:I was disappointed with a saggy balls encounter during my over 40 experience.
THIS WAS ALL YOU SAID OF COURSE WE EQUATED IT
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:09 pm

Amazing...
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:09 pm

My god woman, stand down. Before they run you off the board over a pair of saggy balls.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:11 pm

I guess what I really wanted to say was that awesome sex with dudes isn't really related to age as you guys seems to see it with women, except anatomy wise and I probably should have stated that more clearly.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:12 pm

Jen post a pic of your ballz.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:12 pm

Thank you Jen I accept your apology.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:13 pm

jen said destroy wrote:I guess what I really wanted to say was that awesome sex with dudes isn't really related to age as...it is with women.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:13 pm

I'm sure you all have beautiful ballz.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:29 pm

Good too see that our community has stomped out any sentiment suggesting that even the least sexy and trivial part of a man becomes less appealing with age Image
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Gay for Cock wrote:Girls make no sense..
They're like a rubik's cube with a bunch of the stickers missing.
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Necrometer wrote:Good too see that our community has stomped out any sentiment suggesting that even the least sexy and trivial part of a man becomes less appealing with age Image
Can you point to a single concrete example of this please ?
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:43 pm

jen said destroy wrote:You guys seems to equating my disappointment with his balls as disappointment with EVERYTHANG.
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jen said destroy wrote:I was disappointed with a saggy balls encounter during my over 40 experience.
THIS WAS ALL YOU SAID OF COURSE WE EQUATED IT
Why would anyone have equated that? This is the opposite of the top-level Riley logic the audience demands. She specifically said that the balls were disappointing and the ensuing uproar was only silenced by a mob-induced backpedal...
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:44 pm

I meant least sexy / most trivial, sorry for any confusion
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:45 pm

Fucking thread went from legendary to something about old man balls. If none of you know how to end the damn thread, let's just give it a Stephen King ending and be done.

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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:46 pm

Thread is a rollicking good time, go be a wet blanket retard somewhere else Bill.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:48 pm

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The Torsion wrote:Thread is a rollicking good time, go be a wet blanket retard somewhere else Bill.
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