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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:48 pm

Magick Sam wrote:
Necrometer wrote:Good too see that our community has stomped out any sentiment suggesting that even the least sexy and trivial part of a man becomes less appealing with age Image
hahahahah god damnit

lola, do you have any pictures of phil's balls balls balls?
He doesn't have any balls, obviously.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:49 pm

The Torsion wrote:Simmcrometer
Yeah, holy shit

If you can't understand how people would read that, before she clarified, to say she was disappointed with the sexual encounter there's really no middle ground to be discussing the finer semantics of ballhang
riley-o wrote:Ballz are sort of whatever though, aren't they ? Just sort of funny and silly and not supposed to be what traps and keeps the ladies ?
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:49 pm

Shut the fuck up.

Edit:to Bill
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:50 pm

shut the fuck up
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riley-o wrote:Ballz are sort of whatever though, aren't they ? Just sort of funny and silly and not supposed to be what traps and keeps the ladies ?
If you know this and she knows it; why would it be concluded by either party that saggy balls = shit encounter?
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:51 pm

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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:51 pm

You don't think your conclusion was presumptuous?
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:53 pm

Fuck me this some kind of autistic white-knighting.
Haha,

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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:55 pm

riley-o wrote:Ballz are sort of whatever though, aren't they ? Just sort of funny and silly and not supposed to be what traps and keeps the ladies ?
They're not the trap, but we have to look at/deal with them once we're there.

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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:55 pm

Total sincerity (in the wake of meta-outrage), I looked at the previous page and there were some posts I had not read. I'd done one of those things where I read the page from the top down and then from the bottom up but somehow missed some stuff in the middle. Situation is less [whatever I'd thought] than I thought, and I grant that I was coming off as overly SIMMFOCian because of it. But I still think there's an alarming amount of ball defensiveness. Alarming to me.
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The Torsion wrote:Fuck me this some kind of autistic white-knighting.
I didn't want to say it...

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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:56 pm

No more presumptive than one must be any time trying to parse the language of someone else ?
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Gay for Cock wrote:Jesus...get on that. I've never slept with anyone under 43.
I was disappointed with a saggy balls encounter during my over 40 experience.
Do you really not see how someone could read this chain and think she was disappointed with the entire encounter while using "saggy balls" as an adjective ?
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:56 pm

I owned up to having missed a few crucial posts; I think your conclusion was a reasonable one, but people are free to be tangential or petty here, right?
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The Torsion wrote:Fuck me this some kind of autistic white-knighting.
I didn't want to say it...
Please, Jen, don't kowtow to rape culture...
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Necrometer wrote: I looked at the previous page and there were some posts I had not read. I'd done one of those things where I read the page from the top down and then from the bottom up but somehow missed some stuff in the middle.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:59 pm

I know, man. I know.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:23 pm

jen said destroy wrote:It was like trying to separate egg whites.
I wonder how Mandie would fare...
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:30 pm

Necrometer wrote:
jen said destroy wrote:It was like trying to separate egg whites.
I wonder how Mandie would fare...
The real question is did Jen have the balls in her mouth, and if she did if it was similar to consuming spaghetti and meatballs when she slurped the sac all the way up to the base.

Answer in the form of an essay please, and please show all work.
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LolaFaun wrote:I wasn't even very interested in meeting 15 of his friends on our first date.
Shades of Todd Gack. You were basically one more "date" away from meeting his parents.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:33 pm

Necrometer wrote:I owned up to having missed a few crucial posts; I think your conclusion was a reasonable one, but people are free to be tangential or petty here, right?
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The Torsion wrote:Fuck me this some kind of autistic white-knighting.
I didn't want to say it...
Please, Jen, don't kowtow to rape culture...
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:30 pm

LolaFaun wrote:
Magick Sam wrote:
Necrometer wrote:Good too see that our community has stomped out any sentiment suggesting that even the least sexy and trivial part of a man becomes less appealing with age Image
hahahahah god damnit

lola, do you have any pictures of phil's balls balls balls?
He doesn't have any balls, obviously.
Not anymore. I'm sure some of the men whose balls you stepped on can say the same thing.
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:34 pm

i don't know what this thread is about anymore.

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Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:38 pm

fallbacktostone wrote:i don't know what this thread is about anymore.
old dude balls, come on
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