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Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:51 pm
by The Torsion
jen said destroy wrote:I'm sure Lola can dominate this thread again.
Maybe she can make a video where she calls this thread a dirty little boy or something.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:56 pm
by monsterod
The Torsion wrote:
jen said destroy wrote:I'm sure Lola can dominate this thread again.
Maybe she can make a video where she calls this thread a dirty little boy or something.
:mastoman:

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:59 pm
by Gay for Cock
"Oh, I'm going to go over to my cousins thread and post there a bit."


I bet you will, you whore slut.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:59 pm
by hipster holocaust
Gay for Cock wrote:"Oh, I'm going to go over to my cousins thread and post there a bit."


I bet you will, you whore slut.
Because whore sluts are worse than regular sluts :tup:

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:12 pm
by Kurt Russell's Beard
I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz. They just let them hang. I've had to prompt them with visual, verbal, and spacial cues to get in on that action. Although, I don't know if there are any "sexy" ballz. They will always be creepy wrinkle satchels that move of their own accord and temperature concerns.

Questions for Lola:
1. Did you know in the first 5 minutes that you didn't want to fuck him?
2. Did the kiss last longer than 5 seconds?
3. Are you embarrassed that the dom was reverse-dommed by stalker insanity?

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:16 pm
by hipster holocaust
Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz.
I dunno...In my day I had quite a few fondle and nosh them as much as Mr. Shafty.

And those ladies were called the keepers, my friend.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:54 pm
by Broken Into Pieces
waitaminute, Gunther's a cop?

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:03 pm
by postaddiction
Hey, is Gunther a cop or not? I've got a lot of posts to edit if he is.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:07 pm
by Broken Into Pieces
electronicham wrote:
Broken Into Pieces wrote:waitaminute, Gunther's a cop?
It's really a joke from like six years ago, but just play along.
waitaminute, Gunther's been posting here for six years?

I thought he was like 15

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:07 pm
by monsterod
I've had very few girls not go for the balls after a few introductory fucks. Many waste no time at all. None needed any coaxing. My balls are pretty nice though.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:08 pm
by riley-o
Gunther's been posting here for almost ten years
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
He's fifteen next week

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:09 pm
by Kurt Russell's Beard
hipster holocaust wrote:
Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz.
I dunno...In my day I had quite a few fondle and nosh them as much as Mr. Shafty.

And those ladies were called the keepers, my friend.
My friend worked a few years in Hollywood as a grip and technician. There is a story about the set of one of Sylvester Stallone's movies, where he was getting it on with one of the cast members in his trailer during a break. His lapel mic was still on. Everyone heard him moaning while getting a jobber. Then he said, "C'mon, c'mon, you gotta cradle the ballz, cradle the ballz."

To me, a woman cradling my ballz doesn't even feel sexual. It feels...encompassing and protective, warm and safe. It's just a nice feeling. But mix it with crazy penile action and it's like a multiplication sign on the fuck sensation.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:11 pm
by postaddiction
Gunther was so adorable back in the day

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:15 pm
by Broken Into Pieces
I AM WELL AWARE THAT GUNTHER HAS BEEN POSTING HERE MUCH LONGER THAN ME

THIS WILL NOT STOP ME FROM PERCEIVING HIM AS A CHILD

a child who is also apparently some sort of maverick OFFICER OF THE LAW

...I'm sure there's a movie to be made out of that somewhere... maybe a buddy-cop sequel to Kindergarten Cop, where Arnie has to take a pre-teen kid as his partner...

can we not have Gunther playing himself though please, I don't want to look at him

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:16 pm
by postaddiction
Gunther Howser, P.D.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:16 pm
by hipster holocaust
Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:
Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz.
I dunno...In my day I had quite a few fondle and nosh them as much as Mr. Shafty.

And those ladies were called the keepers, my friend.
My friend worked a few years in Hollywood as a grip and technician. There is a story about the set of one of Sylvester Stallone's movies, where he was getting it on with one of the cast members in his trailer during a break. His lapel mic was still on. Everyone heard him moaning while getting a jobber. Then he said, "C'mon, c'mon, you gotta cradle the ballz, cradle the ballz."
Hahahaha. I heard the same story told to one of my friends that worked at a hotel that Joel Shumacher was staying at. In JS's version (through my friend) it was a prostitute and the mic picked up him repeating the phrase "cradle the balls, lick the shaft, say my name..." Rocky's dick is still in her mouth, thus faintly hearing "BUHL-BEH-STER" repeated in the background of his glorious commands over the loudspeaker.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:36 pm
by krudmonk
gunther is actually a walker texas ranger

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:24 am
by Gunther
Broken Into Pieces wrote: a child who is also apparently some sort of maverick OFFICER OF THE LAW

...I'm sure there's a movie to be made out of that somewhere... maybe a buddy-cop sequel to Kindergarten Cop, where Arnie has to take a pre-teen kid as his partner...
i starred in cop and a half with burt reynolds fyi

i'm also black

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:56 am
by LolaFaun
Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz. They just let them hang. I've had to prompt them with visual, verbal, and spacial cues to get in on that action. Although, I don't know if there are any "sexy" ballz. They will always be creepy wrinkle satchels that move of their own accord and temperature concerns.

Questions for Lola:
1. Did you know in the first 5 minutes that you didn't want to fuck him?
2. Did the kiss last longer than 5 seconds?
3. Are you embarrassed that the dom was reverse-dommed by stalker insanity?
Answers for KRB:
1. During the initial messaging and phone calls I was pretty sure there was no chemistry, but decided to meet to be sure. But, yes.
2. No kisses were more than pecks. So, not even a full second.
3. His behavior is more s.a.m. (stupid ass masochist) than Dom. He embarrassed himself. No one needed to know that he was hurt or humiliated, but he decided to broadcast it.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:05 am
by blastocystosis
I demand Gunter arrest everyone in this thread.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:08 am
by danox3

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:42 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
I miss this thread.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:26 pm
by postaddiction
Take one for the team, Zap.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:35 pm
by LolaFaun
Awwww, now I feel sad that I didn't keep this thread....engorged.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:38 pm
by postaddiction
Don't forget your original inquiry...
LolaFaun wrote:Anyone who has pictures I have sent, please post them to the board.