When I got off the river I was talking to some people and I asked some OBVIOUSLY pregnant chick how far along she was. She wasn't fucking pregnant and it was extremely awkward. she had a huge disproportionate belly though. oops
When I was in college and had zero social filter, I was sitting in a lounge talking to some friends when a girl walked in and I strait up told her "you look pregnant." She wasn't pregnant. She just looked the part. She walked away crying and I never made eye contact with her again.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, that was 16 years ago....these days she probabaly would have tried to get me kicked off campus.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
She said "I'm not pregnant" and gave me a really cold glare. I told her "oh wow I feel like a fucking asshole, uh, sorry, this is awkward" or something very similar to that and she didn't respond. That was the end of that conversation. Yeah normally I would never (and have never) presume pregnancy without knowing for sure, but I had a healthy buzz and I thought I was making friendly small talk. She wasn't even obese, the rest of her body was slightly chubby with just this big round pregnant looking belly. Beer baby'd
I learned very early to NEVER ask the pregnancy question. Obviously it keeps you out of awkward situations such as that, but more importantly it keeps you from engaging the ones who DO want you to ask about it.
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
Here's one way to avoid embarrassing congrats to non-pregnant women: stop congratulating them for creating another goddamn baby in the first place! This does not warrant a congratulations — it warrants an icy scowl of disapproval.
Thrashmaster Flash wrote:Here's one way to avoid embarrassing congrats to non-pregnant women: stop congratulating them for creating another goddamn baby in the first place! This does not warrant a congratulations — it warrants an icy scowl of disapproval.
but that's actually fucked up - a culture-driving mega-corp baletes a fat chick in underwear but leaves the thousand other bikini'd bimboes? a low blow
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
Necrometer wrote:but that's actually fucked up - a culture-driving mega-corp baletes a fat chick in underwear but leaves the thousand other bikini'd bimboes? a low blow
Necrometer wrote:but that's actually fucked up - a culture-driving mega-corp baletes a fat chick in underwear but leaves the thousand other bikini'd bimboes? a low blow
Not all bodies are created equal
you're right - but the most noteworthy ones are augmented by crisco or by silicone
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning