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Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:25 pm

is that armpit hair? :cry:

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Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:55 pm

Black Jacques wrote:Do these ladies have the stamina to even jerk a guy off? Slinky?

Is the wheezing distracting?
I haven't been able to sleep with a woman that's been morbidly obese yet and it's driving me nuts.
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Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:01 pm

Slinky you pig.
NO WUM CAM BEEP MAYYG BUX

HUG TERROR SQUAD FOREVER
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Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:37 pm

Thrusting into a large mound of warm flesh is something I want to experience and it's been harder to achieve than you cunts think or can appreciate.
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Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:39 pm

have you tried craigslist? or loitering at a cracker barrel?
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Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:02 pm

I live in a rural canadian backwater so craigslist is out and probably why I don't know what a cracker barrel is.
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Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:18 pm

cracker barrel = rectum
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Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:19 am

i miss cracker barrel so much. like every day i think about cracker barrel at least once and wish there was a fucking cracker barrel in california, i'm sure if they made one in south oc it would make a killing
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Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:22 am

Cracker Barrel kept me and Kelly alive when we drove across The States and Subway was hot on our heels at every turn trying to kill us

None of this is explaining to me the appeal of fucking morbid obese women

But I'll tell you what pal, you come out to Vancouver and we'll find you one of those hogs and she'll drop her bucket of chicken when she hears your delightful accent and is shocked (as we all are, and continue to be) that you actually want to penetrate her romantically
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riley-o wrote: But I'll tell you what pal, you come out to Vancouver and we'll find you one of those hogs and she'll drop her bucket of chicken when she hears your delightful accent and is shocked (as we all are, and continue to be) that you actually want to penetrate her romantically
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Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:11 am

tess holiday real name tess munster
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RY4N wrote:
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great minds baby, great minds
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Sailor Moon Bc she has gravity. I'm too hungover to articulate that thought in a more clever way.
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ari is a pretty worthless low rent sack of unfunny shit imo, so i'm siding with the fat gimp on this one..
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spacehamster wrote:Image
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nope
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That was a little uncalled for...
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:lol:

I guess those scars run deep
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:27 pm

whoa

what did you do to fung tunt, ray??
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:37 pm

I think I railed on him one time for his awful 8th grade-caliber comebacks to that one guy who doesn't really post here anymore...
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:42 pm

i think i insulted grindcore in general back in 2008 and he still wants to face me on aim.
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:53 pm

I don't care about Ray, Fung Tut or Sadler ... It's just that post came out of no where...
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bland ed wrote: hahah


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I have a good idea of where it came from... that or he takes offense to others not wanting to fuck a dolled up fatass. What a weird guy.

I care about you, Brandon...
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