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Thu May 14, 2015 4:17 pm

WHERE did you copy and paste that from

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Thu May 14, 2015 4:17 pm

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Instead, many women are looking for guys who have good careers, love kids, and offer a soft tummy to lay on after a long day of working harder than us — all things that dad bods promise. Tight torsos and thick biceps are too busy at the gym to own businesses and keep the kitchen clean. To put it another way, a dad bod isn’t attractive because of what it looks like, but because what it says.

And what is that, you ask? A dad bod says I have a job, responsibilities and enough money to nod approvingly when someone says “guacamole is extra.” A dad bod owns a suit, makes car payments on a fuel-efficient vehicle and applies tasteful amounts of cologne before heading out the door. Send him a YouTube compilation of puppies doing cute stuff and afterward he’ll happily discuss which cute stuff was his favorite cute stuff.

What the FUCK?
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Thu May 14, 2015 4:19 pm

Someone actually wrote that.
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Thu May 14, 2015 4:20 pm

Ray wrote:WHERE did you copy and paste that from

FUCK
he actually references guacamole a second time in the article:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/postevery ... n-love-it/
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Fri May 15, 2015 3:38 pm

Cryptoplasty wrote:Someone actually wrote that.
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Sat May 16, 2015 7:45 am

subway has these commercials where the actors are really pumped over saying the word "guacamole" like it is exotic and they haven't ever used it before, it's so fucking retarded because these things are airing in so cal and avocados have been mainstream since forever here. is it different smoewhere else in the states like in ohio? is subway barely starting to use guacamole over there and they are using ads from that area here? subway is terrible...
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Sat May 16, 2015 8:38 am

Footlong Chipotle Chicken Melt with Guacamole- 1060 calories. Eat fresh.
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Sat May 16, 2015 9:51 am

Cryptoplasty wrote:This Dad Bod thing is really getting out of control.
Just heard about this trend last night. The exact kind of dudes I want to punch in the gut when I see them in public. What a bunch of nonsense to propagate.
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Sat May 16, 2015 10:18 am

I refuse to think about my body
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Sat May 16, 2015 10:31 am

I refuse to think about your body too.
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Sat May 16, 2015 12:01 pm

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Cryptoplasty wrote:This Dad Bod thing is really getting out of control.
Just heard about this trend last night. The exact kind of dudes I want to punch in the gut when I see them in public. What a bunch of nonsense to propagate.
I'm giving this less than another week until everyone forgets about it again.
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Sat May 16, 2015 12:53 pm

If the hipsters in my neighborhood start embracing it I'm just gonna lose it. I hope you're right.
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Sat May 16, 2015 1:18 pm

I think it's really cool that after thousands of posts in the infapuated thread over the years you guys are finally ready to dive into the important subject of what dude body type you approve of and/or feel inclined to punch
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Sat May 16, 2015 2:23 pm

Because its an arrogant assertion by lazy guys with shitty diets that they're sex symbols, and a bunch of media outlets are sensationalizing it. If you're gonna be paunchy and lazy, fine. But don't try to validate it because you have a job and do household chores.
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Spooky Apparition wrote:I think it's really cool that after thousands of posts in the infapuated thread over the years you guys are finally ready to dive into the important subject of what dude body type you approve of and/or feel inclined to punch
Look at this fuckin' dad bod over here.
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Sat May 16, 2015 3:11 pm

enough
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Sat May 16, 2015 4:22 pm

I will always assert that I'm a sex symbol
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Sun May 17, 2015 9:25 am

It's so dumb when things like "dad bod" have to blow up into some kind of meritorious statement. So you're not muscle-bound or you're a little out of shape, big deal. Isn't that the majority of grown folk?

I think I know the type of guys and ladies who would be touting dad bod on facebook and it would have nothing to do with what that article says it's supposed to symbolize.

I hope Big Dawg 69 co-opted it for his Sad Dad posts.
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Sun May 17, 2015 6:31 pm

:idea: dad bod more like sad bod
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The Torsion wrote:I will always assert that I'm a sex symbol
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Sun May 17, 2015 9:47 pm

Saddest board dude
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Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:08 am

Even the food looks depressing.
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Pisscubes wrote: Holy fuck, when she's dipping her pizza into whatever that lard bucket is, I actually, literally, for real puked in my mouth.
That's a Wendy's frosty
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:33 am

Cryptoplasty wrote:http://youtu.be/-Hfduh7xYc0
I closed this as soon as the title loaded :tdown:
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