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i kind of feel like you shouldn't be able to apply the word "Model" to yourself

like there needs to be some kind of committee that controls its usage

this works on multiple levels because all camwhores would be unable to use it

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2015 ... supermodel

Grauniad celeb profile of morbidly obese "supermodel"

“Never seen a fat girl in her underwear before?”

Been trying to forget ever since actually

“I do admit that black men love me. I always forget that, and then I come to a black neighbourhood and I remember.”

Throughout this her fiance, Nick Holliday, a sweet and talkative Australian with a big slab of hipster beard

This man is a homosexual

Her images are unfailingly stunning

I bet

That heart tattooed on her elbow looks like her biceps' asshole

Would not be surprised at all if she had grown another hole from which to expel waste

FVBTVS wrote:

lol

Pisscubes wrote:

The Torsion wrote:http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2015 ... supermodel

Grauniad celeb profile of morbidly obese "supermodel"

“Never seen a fat girl in her underwear before?”

Been trying to forget ever since actually

“I do admit that black men love me. I always forget that, and then I come to a black neighbourhood and I remember.”

Throughout this her fiance, Nick Holliday, a sweet and talkative Australian with a big slab of hipster beard

This man is a homosexual

Her images are unfailingly stunning

I bet

Holy fuck her upper arm is bigger than my disgusting gut. hahahaha

Her upper arm is bigger than most women's waist, assuming a healthy weight.

I don't know anything about the whole tattooing process, but I'm imagining that must be a nightmare for the inker. Like trying to recreate the United States Constitution with a quill fountain pen on a squishy water balloon.

The Bill wrote:I don't know anything about the whole tattooing process, but I'm imagining that must be a nightmare for the inker. Like trying to recreate the United States Constitution with a quill fountain pen on a squishy water balloon.

Obviously you'd have to put flab clamps on the back of the arms and make a horizontally stretched design so it looks right when you take off the clamps and the flabs jiggle back to their resting position.

Pisscubes wrote:Has there ever been anyone more obsessed with their weight that this woman? It's basically all she has written about for years: Herself and fat. It's also still mind-boggling to me how often she uses language and comparisons that show she really feels that being fat is almost exactly like being black or gay in terms of society.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle ... -fat-woman

EDIT: Holy FUCK. She married a man named A Ham*. I'm not fucking with you.


*letter spacing mine.

he's gay

That, or she's loaded and he's playing the (short) long game waiting for her death.

We got married a week ago at my favourite place – a log cabin that my parents bought when I was a few years old and have painstakingly fixed up over the intervening 30 years.

Does she realize how absurd and unrelatable this kind of statement is for most people

absurd and unrelatable are adjectives that characterize pretty much every single statement she makes, I'd wager on nope

Pisscubes wrote:

riley-o wrote:

We got married a week ago at my favourite place – a log cabin that my parents bought when I was a few years old and have painstakingly fixed up over the intervening 30 years.

Does she realize how absurd and unrelatable this kind of statement is for most people

She has NO fucking idea. I know I'm an asshole for reading her stuff but since I have she is the EPITOME of well to do, educated, white women women who think being fat and female is exactly like being black, gay or horrifically poor with no other alternatives. The pictures of that wedding alone show how much fucking disposable income she has. She is the EXACT type who would scream angrily about white privilege to someone who grew up much poorer than her. She honestly believes the backlash she has faced from being fat, despite all the other advantages in her life, make her able to be a Rosa Parks type figure.

I'd say throw the in the ovens, but the grease fire would probably scorch the eastern seaboard.

"Project Harpoon." Photoshopping fat models for the laffs.

http://www.gadgette.com/2015/08/20/proj ... ns-bodies/

Is the author actually arguing that every single one of them doesn't look a lot better when not morbidly obese?

So this happened. I imagine some of us are a bit conflicted about this chick because she's the epitome of everything that's annoying about attention whores on Youtube, but she also says all the same stuff e.g. Cryptoplasty says, especially regarding "fat shaming" vs being a real friend that tells you things you actually need to hear.

I don't mind annoying Youtubers so much, so I'm gonna go ahead and say I just pretty much agree with her. But even the TYT guys, who usually have relatively rational opinions, are all in a huff about her, flailing their intellectual arms to come up with reasons why this is horrible even though she's right. It's pretty weird.

http://zap2it.com/2015/09/dear-fat-peop ... ian-fired/

she's cute, but I feel old listening to her, everything is so rapid and I feel exhausted afterwards. She's lucky she's so hot.

I also hate the sounds in the background.


This is the response she got by some landwhale:

spacehamster wrote: but she also says all the same stuff e.g. Cryptoplasty says, especially regarding "fat shaming" vs being a real friend that tells you things you actually need to hear.

I'm not sure exactly what you're saying here. Friends need to tell someone when to stop being fat. I'm pro-friend fat shaming.

Cryptoplasty wrote: I'm not sure exactly what you're saying here. Friends need to tell someone when to stop being fat. I'm pro-friend fat shaming.

Yeah, I know, that's sorta my point. She seems like someone you'd hate because she's an annoying attention whore, but I know you agree with this part.

she's a "comedian"

"comedienne"

however canadians spell it ("çoumêdianne"?)

She loves feminists so much that she just gobbles them up.

Literally a dozen copies sold.

Harbinger's actually a pretty good comic

Zero interest in a fat bitch spinoff though