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Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:44 pm

NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!!!

*immediately gets knocked on his ass by Nightcrawler*
Haha,
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Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:26 am

Atom Eve gained weight and was a fat superhero girl in Invincible. I loved that story. She might still be fat because I haven't read Invincible in like 2 years I think.

I am anti-fat shaming but definitely pro male gaze especially if everything is fictional. Whining about imaginary people having unrealistic and idealized bodies is dumb. Water down fantasy so that it better serves contemporary social trends? Ovens for you, panzers for your children.

I mean If you are against imaginary giant tits how can I call you friend?
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:32 am

Also i'm pretty sure Varg once wrote about how we should use genetic engineering to create dragons, and dwarves to use as untermensch slave race?

Don't tamper with Freyr's vegetables and only eat dandelions from the voods, GMO centaurs are fine doe
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I guess Varg has been reading natural news lately
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Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:49 am

I've really had it with you shoving your recent weight loss in our faces through multiple threads lately. I've been exercising more than ever and I'm putting on weight ! Your precious gym doesn't work for all body types !
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Wed Apr 06, 2016 8:18 pm

made it to the 2nd paragraph.

plus, she's still bigger than the majority of female stars, so....that lends a little credibility to her gimmick?
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you gotta get to the part where amy schumer is making millions off the backs of fat people..
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Let's make "biological appropriation" the catch phrase of 2016.
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How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:I guess Varg has been reading natural news lately

Neo-nazis are employing the strategy of getting on board with paganists, naturalists, any kind of movement that likes to idolize a past where white Europe were the rightful ownders of the land is recruiting ground for nazis.

10 years ago I wouldn't connect pagan symbols with neo-nazi beliefs, nowadays I've come to expect it.
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joefromthegarage wrote:any kind of movement that likes to idolize a past where white Europe were the rightful ownders of the land
What the fuck is going on in the world? Has everyone lost their mind? What planet is this? Is this some kind of nightmare?
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joefromthegarage wrote:

10 years ago I wouldn't connect pagan symbols with neo-nazi beliefs, nowadays I've come to expect it.
They're using this one nowaday I hear
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I can't speak for anyone else, and I'll hope you'll all forgive me saying so, but retarded white master race Meatgrease is really growing on me :lol:
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:lol: i just read every single one of those captions and im confident i could drown an infant in a bathtub right now
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FVBTVS wrote::lol: i just read every single one of those captions and im confident i could drown an infant in a bathtub right now
yeah, it fired up a real maelstrom of thoughts

xpost to dystopia

especially because of all the shit glorifying fashion as remedy :ax:
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She looks dapper and fuckin’ knows it
Nothing on the women in the photographs, but yeah, the author was reaching pretty hard on those captions.
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Pisscubes wrote:HAHA!! I love the titled with the ominous music.
I love the dramatic sigh that he always does part way through the exposition.
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