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Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:50 pm

This fucking piece of shit c.unt on the other hand.......

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ ... verheating
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"how could she be twelve and have good credit?!"
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Cascade Whore wrote:HOLY SHIT, it was a fucking joke.....Toxicarius on the other hand...... kid's still a fucking fag
bullshit. I know you read that story pretending your 12 year old sized-boner was actually 12 years old.
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Cascade Whore wrote:HOLY SHIT, it was a fucking joke.....Toxicarius on the other hand......
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
kid's still a fucking fag
bullshit. I know you read that story pretending your 12 year old sized-boner was actually 12 years old.
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Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:42 am

I was ready to bone full-force at 12. Being taken advantage of by any of my female teachers or mom's remotely attractive friends was my #1 fantasy back in those days so I really can't sympathize with that kid. If he was my classmate, I would've punched him in the face and called him a fag.
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rape culture cultivates rapists
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Rape is a social construct.
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Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:17 am

well yeah

you can't rape if there isn't anyone to rape
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Mastoman......
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rape
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Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:02 pm

Don't mess with Texas


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A Bexar County jury on Wednesday acquitted Ezekiel Gilbert of murder in the death of a 23-year-old Craigslist escort.
Gilbert, 30, embraced defense attorneys Bobby Barrera and Roy Barrera Sr. with tears in his eyes after the not guilty verdict was read aloud by state District Judge Mary Román.
The verdict came after almost 11 hours of deliberations that stretched over two days. The trial began May 17 but had a long hiatus after a juror unexpectedly had to leave town for a funeral.
During closing arguments Tuesday, Gilbert’s defense team conceded the shooting did occur but said the intent wasn’t to kill. Gilbert’s actions were justified, they argued, because he was trying to retrieve stolen property: the $150 he paid Frago. It became theft when she refused to have sex with him or give the money back, they said.
Gilbert testified earlier Tuesday that he had found Frago’s escort ad on Craigslist and believed sex was included in her $150 fee. But instead, Frago walked around his apartment and after about 20 minutes left, saying she had to give the money to her driver, he said.
That driver, the defense contended, was Frago’s pimp and her partner in the theft scheme.
The acquittal appears to be based on this provision of Texas’ Penal Code:
A person is justified in using deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property:
(1) if he would be justified in using force against the other under Section 9.41; and
(2) when and to the degree he reasonably believes the deadly force is immediately necessary:
(A) to prevent the other’s imminent commission of arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or criminal mischief during the nighttime; or
(B) to prevent the other who is fleeing immediately after committing burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime from escaping with the property; and
(3) he reasonably believes that:
(A) the land or property cannot be protected or recovered by any other means; or
(B) the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury.
Leaving aside what the statute says and the merits of such a defense of property law, it strikes me as utterly bizarre that this guy could hire a woman for the purposes of paying for sex, itself an illegal act, and then be justified in shooting and killing her when she won’t have sex with him. To say that there’s just something that isn’t right about the outcome of this case is to put it mildly.
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Police: Infant died after mother invited pedophile boyfriend to rape child

A Missouri mother has been charged with child abuse and murder after police said she let her boyfriend rape her 4-month-old infant, resulting in the child’s death.

Prosecutors in St. Charles County on Monday released details about how 25-year-old Jessica Lynn Howell sent text messages to her boyfriend, Jordan Lafayette Prince, indicating that she was willing to let him have sex with her daughter even though she knew he had previously been convicted for sexual abuse of a minor.

“In those text messages, she suggested and encouraged some unspeakable things,” St. Charles Prosecuting Attorney Tim Lohmar told KTVI. “It is very, very disturbing.”

Lohmar said that Prince sexually assaulted the infant and then strangled her to death.

“Ashlynn was sexually assaulted causing multiple tears to her anus, a massive laceration to her rectum with massive hematoma in the area of the pelvis,” the probable cause document states. “The injuries to her anus and rectum of Ashlynn were sufficient to eventually cause her death even without the strangulation.”

Howell was being held on $1 million bond and was schedule to be arraigned on Tuesday. Prince remains in jail awaiting trial for first-degree murder charges.
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andy vomit wrote: indicating that she was willing to let him have sex with her daughter even though she knew he had previously been convicted for sexual abuse of a minor.
I don't know how much of a difference it would have made here if she didn't know this in advance.
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Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:53 am

Might not ruin your day. Maybe just your lunch.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1383999
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Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:18 pm

:lol:

And holy shit, that related story:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1383843

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holy shit
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Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:31 pm

Not on the same despair inducing level as any of the above stories...more something you'll just grumble to your self under your breath for the rest of the day.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/st ... tomer.html
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The Islamic State recently made it clear that sex with Christian and Jewish women captured in battle is also permissible, according to a new 34-page manual issued this summer by the terror group’s Research and Fatwa Department.

Just about the only prohibition is having sex with a pregnant slave, and the manual describes how an owner must wait for a female captive to have her menstruating cycle, in order to “make sure there is nothing in her womb,” before having intercourse with her. Of the 21 women and girls interviewed for this article, among the only ones who had not been raped were the women who were already pregnant at the moment of their capture, as well as those who were past menopause.

Beyond that, there appears to be no bounds to what is sexually permissible. Child rape is explicitly condoned: “It is permissible to have intercourse with the female slave who hasn’t reached puberty, if she is fit for intercourse,” according to a translation by the Middle East Media Research Institute of a pamphlet published on Twitter last December.
One 34-year-old Yazidi woman, who was bought and repeatedly raped by a Saudi fighter in the Syrian city of Shadadi, described how she fared better than the second slave in the household — a 12-year-old girl who was raped for days on end despite heavy bleeding.

“He destroyed her body. She was badly infected. The fighter kept coming and asking me, ‘Why does she smell so bad?’ And I said, she has an infection on the inside, you need to take care of her,” the woman said.

Unmoved, he ignored the girl’s agony, continuing the ritual of praying before and after raping the child.

“I said to him, ‘She’s just a little girl,’ ” the older woman recalled. “And he answered: ‘No. She’s not a little girl. She’s a slave. And she knows exactly how to have sex.’ ’’

“And having sex with her pleases God,” he said.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/14/world ... share&_r=2
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where the fuck is johnny? and godamn monsterod was a stupid turd, glad he's dead :lol:
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