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kron4.com/2015/09/22/florida-man-rips-out-girlfriends-intestines-after-she-says-exs-name-during-sex-cops-say/
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He inserted various objects into her vagina and anus, finally inserting his arm “up to the elbow” and pulling out intestinal matter
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Nonsense. More xenophobic scaremongering from the far right Republicans. Salvadorians are a people of peace :)
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Nonsense. More xenophobic scaremongering from the far right Republicans. Salvadorians are a people of peace :)
The situation this young woman is in seems to be the direct result of a government run by extreme religious zealotry. Isn't that plus being anti abortion things the republican base love?
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Well, I can tell you that Oregon just passed a bill that makes abortions free for absolutely everyone, including illegal spics, which prompted Martin Luther Kang Jr's niece to call it a Nazi eugenics program (this literally happened). Why her opinion would be a feature in the story is anyone's best guess.

This is all so very, very strange.
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I am sure the Bush coalition of the grand old party would be angery at the loss of yet another pension payer, who could have come to amerikkka to pay our pensions by supporting his ten kids with welfare, but hopefully there is a mass exodus of those clowns from the right and instead the new party platform becomes mandatory abortions for the populous amerindians 8)
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Do you even know what points you're trying to make anymore?
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I am sure the Bush coalition of the grand old party would be angery at the loss of yet another pension payer, who could have come to amerikkka to pay our pensions by supporting his ten kids with welfare, but hopefully there is a mass exodus of those clowns from the right and instead the new party platform becomes mandatory abortions for the populous amerindians 8)
How much do you actually pay in personal taxes? Income, property, ect. Really.
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I am sure the Bush coalition of the grand old party would be angery at the loss of yet another pension payer, who could have come to amerikkka to pay our pensions by supporting his ten kids with welfare, but hopefully there is a mass exodus of those clowns from the right and instead the new party platform becomes mandatory abortions for the populous amerindians 8)
How much do you actually pay in personal taxes? Income, property, ect. Really.
Um. More than I'd like to? I'm not sure what you're getting at or why that's relevant. I have a good job and I do okay for myself.
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https://youtu.be/IDV1k4A8tt4

Listening to this guy legitimately makes me tear up. I'm not sure why it effects me worse than seeing something 20 time more horrible like a narco cut a woman's head off with a straight razor or something like that.
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My mom called me to tell me that a lady at her work who's husband has stage 3 cancer had their house broken into by a manic wielding a shot gun and during the attack their house caught on fire and the sick husbands mom died and the husband was severely burned and air lifted to a hospital where he later died. The firemen where afraid to put out the fire because of the intruder and the cops eventually killed him.

It's so fucking bizarre I would think it's some shitty David lynch parody.
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''At a vigil for the boys, Mr Penn to the crowd: “I ain’t got no soul no more.”
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