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Wed May 22, 2013 4:51 pm

it's cute how many Christians chuckle at the Mormons or scientologists but it's all the same shit

sometimes I think I'm past even caring about this nonsense until the periodic wake-up call

this Saturday I will be expected to hang out (politely!) with a person who, because it's Saturday, will not partake in exchange of money, car-based transit, or use of electricity - because god

look at this shit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Activities ... on_Shabbat
And the LORD spoke unto Moses, saying: 'Verily ye shall keep My sabbaths, for it is a sign between Me and you throughout your generations, that ye may know that I am the LORD who sanctify you. Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore, for it is holy unto you; every one that profaneth it shall surely be put to death; for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people. Six days shall work be done; but on the seventh day is a sabbath of solemn rest, holy to the LORD; whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death. Wherefore the children of Israel shall keep the sabbath, to observe the sabbath throughout their generations, for a perpetual covenant. It is a sign between Me and the children of Israel for ever; for in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, and on the seventh day He ceased from work and rested.'
god is threatening DEATH; this is what is being considered here - if you do work you will die ... just like everyone else ever dies ? FUCK

totally cool to farm out your work to a goy, though:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbos_goy
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Wed May 22, 2013 4:54 pm

You could've just said "fuck Jews". We know that's what you meant anyway.
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Reddit atheism thread. deep.
turn these off meatman.

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Wed May 22, 2013 5:00 pm

you sympathizers can get fucked as well
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:You could've just said "fuck Jews". We know that's what you meant anyway.
one of my managers lived in a heavily jewish neighborhood and he's of hispanic descent. so every shabbat, they would go to him and ask him to do their bidding. there was one time their child fell asleep at the other neighbor's house, so they asked him if they can pick him up and carry him to their house.

at one point he got really annoyed of their shit so he started blaring music every shabbat.

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The anti-dentite episode of Seinfeld was on when I made my post, btw.
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pooptastik wrote:one of my managers lived in a heavily jewish neighborhood and he's of hispanic descent. so every shabbat, they would go to him and ask him to do their bidding. there was one time their child fell asleep at the other neighbor's house, so they asked him if they can pick him up and carry him to their house.

at one point he got really annoyed of their shit so he started blaring music every shabbat.
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yeah and fuck slipknot too...poser shit...

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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:This post was last edited by Necrometer...
My first instinct on seeing the thread title was to lock Chad's posts. He hasn't posted...

God bless you Ross!
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MeatGrease wrote:yeah and fuck slipknot too...poser shit...
and fuck maths my maths teacher is an asshole.

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Wed May 22, 2013 6:22 pm

Did Ross get pulled over by à christian cop recently??

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Raw Ting wrote:Did Ross get pulled over by à christian cop recently??
what a bart cop or a bike cop? campus police?
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Wed May 22, 2013 6:27 pm

I can't hate on religion. Most charities are religious. Some religious folk find it quite rewarding to help strangers without preaching. I will never forget the kindness of some religious folk when I was struggling. They have done more for me than I will probably ever do for them.

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a ringing endorsement!
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Wed May 22, 2013 6:30 pm

when you're putting all religions and practitioners of religion into the same basket, please remember female circumcision or the crusades or the ghost dance. because they are all the same.
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Wed May 22, 2013 6:33 pm

Raw Ting wrote:Did Ross get pulled over by à christian cop recently??
I'm worried about the crowd he's been running with lately... And he hasn't eaten dinner with the family in weeks!
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Raw Ting wrote:Did Ross get pulled over by à christian cop recently??
I'm worried about the crowd he's been running with lately... And he hasn't eaten dinner with the family in weeks!
Are we allowed to ground him?
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Time to dust off that "Jesus Is A Cunt" t-shirt....
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Introvert wrote:
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Raw Ting wrote:Did Ross get pulled over by à christian cop recently??
I'm worried about the crowd he's been running with lately... And he hasn't eaten dinner with the family in weeks!
Are we allowed to ground him?
No snarky condescending replies or backhanded compliments for a week!
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