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Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:01 pm

Devoted Catholic Colombian Woman Drops Out Of Nun Training To Sign A Contract To Do Porn With Bangbros



https://www.barstoolsports.com/barstool ... BF3KjP8pQw

I don't think being a nun is a good idea for most people probably, but for some reason this is really depressing tbqh
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tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:37 pm

Psh that bitch knew what she was gonna do even before she went into the convent. Pretty good plan actually.
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:03 pm

Can I go an inch at a time and evaluate?
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
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dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:02 pm

no! you just choose an amount, and then it's done. INTEGERS ONLY. no lopping off 5 mm and getting $200k.
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:07 pm

wait, i forget, and i think it's funnier if I don't go back and read

are we selling our dicks or cutting them off?

like a million dollars to have your dick chopped off by Mortiis's best friend, Hubert the Night-Orc Wanderer

or are our dicks shrinking

this economy is so weird these days, is this the sharing economy?

is my dick being ubered so someone else can use it
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:58 am
tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:08 pm

take my dick, please
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:58 am
tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:36 pm

hahaha

magic dick shrink, unfortunately (for comedy)

thinking about a bunch of headless wangs is super unsettling/hilarious

remember that imgur gallery of weird shaped dicks? that totally changed my outlook on things... forever

also that reddit guy with two dicks (whose handle was inexplicably NOT doppelwänger)
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:47 pm

doppelwänger is definitely the name of someone on reddit but if you ask him about it, it's some PS1 space shooter that he says is critically underrated based on a japanese children's cartoon show he never watched
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:50 pm

ill do it i dont give a fuck. im 100% sober right now too. whoever adds my snapchat can see my dick. fuck it. ill do it before i jerk off tomorrow. sewerchewer666
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:13 pm

Verno has officially called my bluff.
NO WUM CAM BEEP MAYYG BUX

HUG TERROR SQUAD FOREVER
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:16 pm

and james called mine. only one who added me. SORRY JAMES
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:37 pm

I'm certainly not going to download a millennial app to look at vern's wang but I EAGERLY anticipate reading all about it via post or PM
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Sat Jan 05, 2019 7:03 am

cough
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Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:48 am

James got it. Ross did I dream you added me or did you delete. You're missing out on a mans penis here
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Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:00 am

maybe meatgrease signed up as "necrometer" but I sure as shit have never used snapchat in my life!
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Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:04 am

I’ve never seen Vern’s hog but he’s seen my man tits.
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Necrometer wrote:
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maybe meatgrease signed up as "necrometer" but I sure as shit have never used snapchat in my life!

whoa that couldve been bad. from now on whoever adds me on there pm first with the screen name. and i forgot about that, cw! you were shirtless playing the ukelele or something right?
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ghost boner wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:09 am
Necrometer wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:00 am
maybe meatgrease signed up as "necrometer" but I sure as shit have never used snapchat in my life!

whoa that couldve been bad. from now on whoever adds me on there pm first with the screen name. and i forgot about that, cw! you were shirtless playing the ukelele or something right?
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