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Devoted Catholic Colombian Woman Drops Out Of Nun Training To Sign A Contract To Do Porn With Bangbros



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I don't think being a nun is a good idea for most people probably, but for some reason this is really depressing tbqh
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Psh that bitch knew what she was gonna do even before she went into the convent. Pretty good plan actually.
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Can I go an inch at a time and evaluate?
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no! you just choose an amount, and then it's done. INTEGERS ONLY. no lopping off 5 mm and getting $200k.
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wait, i forget, and i think it's funnier if I don't go back and read

are we selling our dicks or cutting them off?

like a million dollars to have your dick chopped off by Mortiis's best friend, Hubert the Night-Orc Wanderer

or are our dicks shrinking

this economy is so weird these days, is this the sharing economy?

is my dick being ubered so someone else can use it
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take my dick, please
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hahaha

magic dick shrink, unfortunately (for comedy)

thinking about a bunch of headless wangs is super unsettling/hilarious

remember that imgur gallery of weird shaped dicks? that totally changed my outlook on things... forever

also that reddit guy with two dicks (whose handle was inexplicably NOT doppelwänger)
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doppelwänger is definitely the name of someone on reddit but if you ask him about it, it's some PS1 space shooter that he says is critically underrated based on a japanese children's cartoon show he never watched
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ill do it i dont give a fuck. im 100% sober right now too. whoever adds my snapchat can see my dick. fuck it. ill do it before i jerk off tomorrow. sewerchewer666
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Verno has officially called my bluff.
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and james called mine. only one who added me. SORRY JAMES
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I'm certainly not going to download a millennial app to look at vern's wang but I EAGERLY anticipate reading all about it via post or PM
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cough
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James got it. Ross did I dream you added me or did you delete. You're missing out on a mans penis here
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maybe meatgrease signed up as "necrometer" but I sure as shit have never used snapchat in my life!
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I’ve never seen Vern’s hog but he’s seen my man tits.
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Necrometer wrote: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:00 am maybe meatgrease signed up as "necrometer" but I sure as shit have never used snapchat in my life!

whoa that couldve been bad. from now on whoever adds me on there pm first with the screen name. and i forgot about that, cw! you were shirtless playing the ukelele or something right?
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ghost boner wrote: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:09 am
Necrometer wrote: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:00 am maybe meatgrease signed up as "necrometer" but I sure as shit have never used snapchat in my life!

whoa that couldve been bad. from now on whoever adds me on there pm first with the screen name. and i forgot about that, cw! you were shirtless playing the ukelele or something right?
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