fuck every religion forever

Music posts are a bannable offense.
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
ANSU++
Posts: 3029
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

Devoted Catholic Colombian Woman Drops Out Of Nun Training To Sign A Contract To Do Porn With Bangbros



https://www.barstoolsports.com/barstool ... BF3KjP8pQw

I don't think being a nun is a good idea for most people probably, but for some reason this is really depressing tbqh
riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
User avatar
hipster holocaust
Sweet Lord _______
Posts: 17945
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:15 pm
Location: Fart og

Psh that bitch knew what she was gonna do even before she went into the convent. Pretty good plan actually.
MeatGrease wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:38 am
The full break down of everything I believe will appear in my upcoming book.
featherboa
KMART > WAL MART
Posts: 5939
Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:17 pm

Can I go an inch at a time and evaluate?
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 62434
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.
Contact:

no! you just choose an amount, and then it's done. INTEGERS ONLY. no lopping off 5 mm and getting $200k.
Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
ANSU++
Posts: 3029
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

wait, i forget, and i think it's funnier if I don't go back and read

are we selling our dicks or cutting them off?

like a million dollars to have your dick chopped off by Mortiis's best friend, Hubert the Night-Orc Wanderer

or are our dicks shrinking

this economy is so weird these days, is this the sharing economy?

is my dick being ubered so someone else can use it
riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
ANSU++
Posts: 3029
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

take my dick, please
riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 62434
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.
Contact:

hahaha

magic dick shrink, unfortunately (for comedy)

thinking about a bunch of headless wangs is super unsettling/hilarious

remember that imgur gallery of weird shaped dicks? that totally changed my outlook on things... forever

also that reddit guy with two dicks (whose handle was inexplicably NOT doppelwänger)
Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
ANSU++
Posts: 3029
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

doppelwänger is definitely the name of someone on reddit but if you ask him about it, it's some PS1 space shooter that he says is critically underrated based on a japanese children's cartoon show he never watched
riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
ghost boner
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
Posts: 9019
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: chug-a-lug house

ill do it i dont give a fuck. im 100% sober right now too. whoever adds my snapchat can see my dick. fuck it. ill do it before i jerk off tomorrow. sewerchewer666
formerly ghost boner
User avatar
riley-o
Chad Thundercock
Posts: 38766
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:05 pm
Location: Inside Crystal Mouvntain
Contact:

Verno has officially called my bluff.
NO WUM CAM BEEP MAYYG BUX

HUG TERROR SQUAD FOREVER
ghost boner
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
Posts: 9019
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: chug-a-lug house

and james called mine. only one who added me. SORRY JAMES
formerly ghost boner
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 62434
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.
Contact:

I'm certainly not going to download a millennial app to look at vern's wang but I EAGERLY anticipate reading all about it via post or PM
Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
User avatar
hipster holocaust
Sweet Lord _______
Posts: 17945
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:15 pm
Location: Fart og

cough
MeatGrease wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:38 am
The full break down of everything I believe will appear in my upcoming book.
ghost boner
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
Posts: 9019
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: chug-a-lug house

James got it. Ross did I dream you added me or did you delete. You're missing out on a mans penis here
formerly ghost boner
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 62434
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.
Contact:

maybe meatgrease signed up as "necrometer" but I sure as shit have never used snapchat in my life!
Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2508
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm
Location: There are no pockets in a shroud

I’ve never seen Vern’s hog but he’s seen my man tits.
ALL RIGH
featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
ghost boner
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
Posts: 9019
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: chug-a-lug house

Necrometer wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:00 am
maybe meatgrease signed up as "necrometer" but I sure as shit have never used snapchat in my life!

whoa that couldve been bad. from now on whoever adds me on there pm first with the screen name. and i forgot about that, cw! you were shirtless playing the ukelele or something right?
formerly ghost boner
cxwx
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2508
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm
Location: There are no pockets in a shroud

ghost boner wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:09 am
Necrometer wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:00 am
maybe meatgrease signed up as "necrometer" but I sure as shit have never used snapchat in my life!

whoa that couldve been bad. from now on whoever adds me on there pm first with the screen name. and i forgot about that, cw! you were shirtless playing the ukelele or something right?
:oops:
ALL RIGH
featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late
Post Reply