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Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:27 pm
by james
I think that Ross is either having a mental breakdown or experimenting with combinations of words most likely to cause social reaction on the internet...

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:29 pm
by Black Jacques
I blame Berkeley.

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:36 pm
by Necrometer
would you guys find it easy to respect the wishes of someone who would have a social group basically stay put in a place where no electricity is used for an entire day because they believe god will kill them for using inventions that didnt even exist when god told moses what sorts of things should be avoided on saturday?

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:38 pm
by james
Are you even interested in having a conversation about that, or do you just want a platform to tell people what you think about things?

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:42 pm
by Necrometer
of course I'm interested! what would you do in that situation? a group of people sitting around, incapable of travel, because of this list of rules - not anything a person would ever come up with on their own - but still something they're going to use to make substantial life decisions

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:42 pm
by Geeheeb
Necrometer wrote:would you guys find it easy to respect the wishes of someone who would have a social group basically stay put in a place where no electricity is used for an entire day because they believe god will kill them for using inventions that didnt even exist when god told moses what sorts of things should be avoided on saturday?
this vegan thinks kalmah seriously sucks but still likes you

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:43 pm
by badgevvrecker
come on ross, stop being me here.

the discordians and subgenious are both pretty good religions.

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:46 pm
by Necrometer
Geeheeb wrote:this vegan thinks kalmah seriously sucks but still likes you
veganism is totally justifiable and inventable by an individual

so is kalmahism

did you know those guys are pro-god? they dedicate a verse to Darwin in a song where the other two verses are about lenin and hitler :betternotstartanyshit:
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Hey Mr.Charles where are you now?
Knocking at the heaven's door
But there's no-one around?
Standing behind your theory
That a man comes from an ape?
Or can't you see all that God has created?

Antichrists among us, teasing you up
Material world god questioning your heart
Stand firm in you faith, remember to pray
Secret of life, leave it all to Christ

Master lead me, please, in through your door
Pierce this willing ear just one more time
Please let me stay, I'll work like a slave
I will suffer, obey

Hey Mr.Adolf where are you now?
Trying to find the path to the light in vain?
Standing behind your theory of inequality?
Or can't you see all that God has created?

Demons of sin fly with the wings of blackening
Pulling faces at you

Hey Mr.Vladimir where are you now?
Standing behind your theory of ideology?
Where have gone all you ideas now?
Or can't you see all that God has created?

Demons of sin fly with the wings of blackening
Pulling faces at you
anyway I'm not going to roll up to a gathering of the juggalos and insist that everyone be deferential to my kalmah-listening ways and blast shitty kalmah for the duration so it's a poor analogy; veganism is closed but at least there's some philosophy there

what makes people reject riding in cars

you can't even take the fucking subway

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:47 pm
by Introvert
Necrometer wrote:a group of people sitting around, incapable of travel, because of this list of rules - not anything a person would ever come up with on their own - but still something they're going to use to make substantial life decisions
I'm not a big fan of the TSA either. I've had my beard searched twice in the last year.

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:47 pm
by james
Necrometer wrote:of course I'm interested! what would you do in that situation? a group of people sitting around, incapable of travel, because of this list of rules - not anything a person would ever come up with on their own - but still something they're going to use to make substantial life decisions
That's quite a challenging question. Give me a minute to figure out the least reasonable, most antisocial possible reaction I can think of, and then I'll get back to you...

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:49 pm
by Necrometer
oh, so I'm the one who's not interested in discussion, and now this? don't be a snot

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:52 pm
by Zerohero
You know those pictures of yummie food on boxes of frozen food? That food inside don't come out looking anything like it. Damn LIARS they are those food art on boxes people...

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:58 pm
by james
Necrometer wrote:oh, so I'm the one who's not interested in discussion, and now this? don't be a snot
I'm not at all interested in discussing religion with you. I was just curious what your own intentions were.

You've been prone to making extremely nasty hyperbolic declarations about a whole bunch of shit here in the past year man, and it's a pretty major bummer. It's sort of like Chad, except you have more than one point of obsession... I just don't really feel that this board is a better place when people are using it as a soapbox for their personal no-fun ideological convictions.

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:00 pm
by Raw Ting
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Introvert wrote:
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Raw Ting wrote:Did Ross get pulled over by à christian cop recently??
I'm worried about the crowd he's been running with lately... And he hasn't eaten dinner with the family in weeks!
Are we allowed to ground him?
No snarky condescending replies or backhanded compliments for a week!

He certainly can't get away with this behavior, that's for sure. The anti cops sentiments I could let slide, but now religion? What's next? Slippery slope my friend....

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:08 pm
by elephants gerald
I also have no interest in talking about religion in general here

but I WILL say fuck hasidic jews forever

I have a friend I've maybe posted about here who was raised in a hasidic neighborhood...he's pre-med now, but he had to teach himself math at 19 because they pretty much only studied torah at his school. he didn't know fractions. he also told me that there was a TON of sexual abuse that went on there by the rabbis, but that shit never made news because the community 'policed itself.' which meant that nothing got done. he moved out, cut his hair, became a vocal atheist, and now his family and friends mostly won't speak to him.

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:12 pm
by Raw Ting
to be fair, as frau krieg pointed out jews have their dick sucked as an infant. I could see that harboring some pedophile feelings and confusion. give the jews a chance...

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:12 pm
by elephants gerald
I AM a jew

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:13 pm
by FVBTVS
this red headed ex hasidic i know is the biggest fucking grifter i've ever met

guy just floats in and out of peoples lives like unfrozen caveman jew going..

what! i dont know your mysterious ways! if you do not teach me i will not learn!

:ax:

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:14 pm
by james

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:19 pm
by FVBTVS
and let me just say frankly and honestly that i'm far more likely to become born again or muslim these days then i am to sit around fucking stroking it with any atheists..

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:19 pm
by a world of no
those of us that have been privy to the terror that is the "feminism" thread know that this thread is based purely upon ross' disdain for religious oppression of womyn. simple as that. don't be mislead by his fucking "electricity" ruse.
FVBTVS wrote:and let me just say frankly and honestly that i'm far more likely to become born again or muslim these days then i am to sit around fucking stroking it with any atheists..
you, sir, are part of the problem.

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:22 pm
by Raw Ting

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:22 pm
by \m/Johnny\m/
So let me get this straight... Not only is religion in general a negative thing, but the more conservative a religion is, the more oppressive and backward it is? And conservative religions tend to breed maladjusted, hypocritical, insensitive people?

Wow. Thanks for opening my eyes, fellas.

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:28 pm
by Necrometer
de-vern

Re: fuck every religion forever

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:30 pm
by FVBTVS
a world of no wrote:
FVBTVS wrote:and let me just say frankly and honestly that i'm far more likely to become born again or muslim these days then i am to sit around fucking stroking it with any atheists..
you, sir, are part of the problem.
wait for it.............



wait for it...

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