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FVBTVS wrote:and let me just say frankly and honestly that i'm far more likely to become born again or muslim these days then i am to sit around fucking stroking it with any atheists..
absolutely

let me tell everyone explicitly how and why this is not a reddit-atheism thread: because I acknowledge, respect, and cherish spirituality, metaphysical megamysteries, the endless search for meaning, and other spiritual vacuums that should propel us forward until we're dead from exhaustion. you're about to set off on a race without no end, and religion* is hanging out at the starting blocks, eager to hand you a medal for last place in hopes of distracting you from even setting out

* including smug faith-based terminal atheism
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the gospel of thomas, written within a generation of jesus' death, banned by the church as heretical and kept out of the canon because of this verse:

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His disciples said to Him, "When will the Kingdom come?"

Jesus said, "It will not come by waiting for it. It will not be a matter of saying 'Here it is' or 'There it is.' Rather, heaven is spread out upon the earth, and men do not see it."

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right over there wrote:113
His disciples said to Him, "When will the Kingdom come?"

Jesus said, "It will not come by waiting for it. It will not be a matter of saying 'Here it is' or 'There it is.' Rather, heaven is right over there."
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monsterod wrote:can it get any hotter or nower?
The Real MPD wrote:i'm not interested in this right now.
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Wed May 22, 2013 8:43 pm

Necrometer wrote:I acknowledge, respect, and cherish spirituality, metaphysical megamysteries, the endless search for meaning, and other spiritual vacuums that fit within my own realm of boundaries and understanding.
you're stepping on yourself with this one.
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Wed May 22, 2013 8:49 pm

you come right out of the gate with antisemitic awesomeness and still feel the need to act haughty and self-righteous about your stance on spiritual freedom? the balls you must have, sir. how do you walk casually down the street?
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Wed May 22, 2013 8:59 pm

antisemitism? listen man I just want to be able to leave the house and MAYBE travel more than 2,000 cubits if the mood strikes us on Saturday

I guess wanting to protect baby dicks is antisemitic, too, right?
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Necrometer wrote:antisemitism? listen man I just want to be able to leave the house and MAYBE travel more than 2,000 cubits if the mood strikes us on Saturday

I guess wanting to protect baby dicks is antisemitic, too, right?

:idea: I got a maeesterstroke here--- why not just not go to this event. it's a saturday, and its a free country... go down to a tavern and have a brew or go to the mall and look at teenage chicks or sit around watching Joe satriani videos.. put shelf paper down in those kitchen cabinets...
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Wed May 22, 2013 9:10 pm

Necrometer wrote: this Saturday I will be expected to hang out (politely!) with a person who, because it's Saturday, will not partake in exchange of money, car-based transit, or use of electricity - because god
god seems to have some sense
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Wed May 22, 2013 9:16 pm

If everyone did all that stuff one day a week, we'd be better off as a society
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Necrometer wrote:I guess wanting to protect baby dicks is antisemitic, too, right?
ross is naive. chad, school this bitch. pfft...
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a world of no wrote:
Necrometer wrote:I guess wanting to protect baby dicks is antisemitic, too, right?
ross is naive. chad, school this bitch. pfft...
When does the Second Season of Workaholics hit Netflix?


I absolutely love that show.

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CoconutBackwards1 wrote:
a world of no wrote:
Necrometer wrote:I guess wanting to protect baby dicks is antisemitic, too, right?
ross is naive. chad, school this bitch. pfft...
When does the Second Season of Workaholics hit Netflix?


I absolutely love that show.

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Took it off Netflix!

I'm ruined.
The only question that I thought was hard was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?
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Wed May 22, 2013 9:59 pm

Friendly Goatus wrote:If everyone did all that stuff one day a week, we'd be better off as a society
that's fine, but one should reach that conclusion using their mind and/or heart, not under penalty of death by some tornado-wielding omnipotent sociopath
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Wed May 22, 2013 10:22 pm

kinda thinking about making a 30 seconds to mars thread and try to discuss what an alternate dimension that shit is..
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The husbear and I were invited over for dinner once to the retired jewish couples home that lives next door. It was our neighbors, his brother, father and another family member and friend. All really jewish. They've all been to Israel. His father survived the holocaust. Well, the entire night was just horribly fucking awkward and I wound up doing that cliche thing where you hit your significant other under the table and then give them "the eye" to shut them up to no effect when they say something stupid. Somehow he started talking about pork and bbq and Joe just said in the most flat, emotionless tone ever, "we don't eat pork." The husbear said "Oh, that's ok, let me tell you about how I make my pulled pork on the smoker." At this point I hit him under the table, he looked at me and said "What?" and then continued with the details of how to prepare the meat, what rubs to use, etc. as they all just sat there almost terrified of what they were hearing. God, did that night suck.
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Thu May 23, 2013 6:00 am

Someone get Ross a fedora.
Haha,
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Necrometer wrote:omnipotent sociopath
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Religion was created by people, to control people. The End.
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I feel like I'm in a high school freshman philosophy class. Well we aren't supposed to say freshman anymore, it's "first year student"
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Gay for Cock wrote:The husbear and I were invited over for dinner once to the retired jewish couples home that lives next door. It was our neighbors, his brother, father and another family member and friend. All really jewish. They've all been to Israel. His father survived the holocaust. Well, the entire night was just horribly fucking awkward and I wound up doing that cliche thing where you hit your significant other under the table and then give them "the eye" to shut them up to no effect when they say something stupid. Somehow he started talking about pork and bbq and Joe just said in the most flat, emotionless tone ever, "we don't eat pork." The husbear said "Oh, that's ok, let me tell you about how I make my pulled pork on the smoker." At this point I hit him under the table, he looked at me and said "What?" and then continued with the details of how to prepare the meat, what rubs to use, etc. as they all just sat there almost terrified of what they were hearing. God, did that night suck.
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