Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

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Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:48 pm

Haha, I've always kind of liked that one. Maybe I'm just a dad from the 70s.
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Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:58 pm

Jimm O' Lation wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:52 pm
clown world anything

if it were up to me, the internet would no longer exist
I'm slowly playing with the idea of the whole internet as BIG MISTAKE, I feel your disgust on at least some level.

The thing about shit like Clown World is that I legitimately think it's really funny. I fucking hate almost all culture endemic to online social groups at this point, any of the actual people who populate 4chan, Tumblr and Reddit are Prius food in my book. What gets me is that the shit-fruit they produce is often really fucking amusing. I spent a few hours the other night clicking through youtube and watching the derpy little retarded frog (helper) bounce through Clown World and I had myself a pretty good time. I don't know how that's going to resolve in my head, maybe I have to just start making my own memes on napkins and showing them to my family and the birds in my yard or something.

I'm trying to come up with some kinda solution that isn't "be Amish" because that shit never fucking works for anyone.
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Sat Apr 27, 2019 10:47 pm

Vocal fry
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Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:52 am

Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:58 pm
Jimm O' Lation wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:52 pm
clown world anything

if it were up to me, the internet would no longer exist
I'm slowly playing with the idea of the whole internet as BIG MISTAKE, I feel your disgust on at least some level.

The thing about shit like Clown World is that I legitimately think it's really funny. I fucking hate almost all culture endemic to online social groups at this point, any of the actual people who populate 4chan, Tumblr and Reddit are Prius food in my book. What gets me is that the shit-fruit they produce is often really fucking amusing. I spent a few hours the other night clicking through youtube and watching the derpy little retarded frog (helper) bounce through Clown World and I had myself a pretty good time. I don't know how that's going to resolve in my head, maybe I have to just start making my own memes on napkins and showing them to my family and the birds in my yard or something.

I'm trying to come up with some kinda solution that isn't "be Amish" because that shit never fucking works for anyone.

jeame you really are the best dude here for all time.i think I finally snapped and the niggardly nonsense between the left and right shot me up on to some pedestal of I just don't fucking care anymore.let's grab a bottle of something fine and laugh at retards.
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Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:55 pm

nobody:
me:
this meme format is utterly maddening to me - could've been OK but was instantly diluted/abused and its potential was destroyed

some of the ways this is used make me INSANE. girlfriend used to babysit a guy and his now-girlfriend is a self-proclaimed model - we'd spend time casually hating her instagram account because of its vapidity, and then she hit us with one of these : : captions below a pic of her in a "zany" outfit :evil:
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Eight Bit Alien
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Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:59 pm

Jimm O' Lation wrote:
Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:52 am
jeame you really are the best dude here for all time.i think I finally snapped and the niggardly nonsense between the left and right shot me up on to some pedestal of I just don't fucking care anymore.let's grab a bottle of something fine and laugh at retards.
Thanks man! I'm pretty much on the same pedestal, I just don't know what to do about it. Lately it feels more like the little board from the end of Titanic. I would definitely go halfs on that bottle of something.
Necrometer wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:55 pm
nobody:
me:
this meme format is utterly maddening to me - could've been OK but was instantly diluted/abused and its potential was destroyed

some of the ways this is used make me INSANE. girlfriend used to babysit a guy and his now-girlfriend is a self-proclaimed model - we'd spend time casually hating her instagram account because of its vapidity, and then she hit us with one of these : : captions below a pic of her in a "zany" outfit :evil:
Yeah it works fine on its own, but I guess its too complicated for the facebook minion demo.
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:09 am

Necrometer wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:55 pm
nobody:
me:
this meme format is utterly maddening to me - could've been OK but was instantly diluted/abused and its potential was destroyed

some of the ways this is used make me INSANE. girlfriend used to babysit a guy and his now-girlfriend is a self-proclaimed model - we'd spend time casually hating her instagram account because of its vapidity, and then she hit us with one of these : : captions below a pic of her in a "zany" outfit :evil:
I've seen this meme work in maybe 3 instances, the rest of the time I just want to email the poster a virus for wasting my attention. The worst is when it's "embellished" with a few more lines like
"absolutely nobody:
no one at all:
not a single soul:"
Doubling and tripling down on a joke where the punchline works just as good, if not better, without the set-up is grounds for a fucking BEATING.
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:46 am

x y z but go off
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