Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

[spacehamster]

John Oliver's show is excellent. Whoever actually does the research and writes the segments is stomping all over the Daily Show week after week. They're just as funny, with five times the substance.

But, y'know, blah blargn libruhl meedyuh.

[FVBTVS]

use it in a sentence please.

/wäNGk/
noun
North Americaninformalderogatory

noun: wonk; plural noun: wonks

a studious or hardworking person.
"any kid with an interest in science was a wonk"


•a person who takes an excessive interest in minor details of political policy.
"he is a policy wonk in tune with a younger generation of voters"

[BUNGVOX]

yeah that sucks pretty hard.

[postaddiction]

mic drop

[Wang Mandu]

I may have posted this before but "bro," "bruh," and "breh" are all gas chamber worthy.

[The Bill]

yeah that sucks pretty hard.

What asshole started using that. Wonk was a perfectly good sound effect word for when a wooden board hits a cartoon cat on the head.

[hipster holocaust]

On it's own its pretty annoying, but I'm still a fan of it's adjective cousin "wonky."

[FVBTVS]

celeb

[The Bill]

I'm sticking with "it".

[ghost boner]

libtard

[spacehamster]

they

http://time.com/4173992/word-of-the-year-2015-they/

I'll take it over "thon" by a mile.

[Ray]

libtard

shitlib

also, shitlord...what the fuck is that?

[FVBTVS]

cuckservative

[postaddiction]

http://time.com/4173992/word-of-the-year-2015-they/

zero f***s given, ZFG: indication of supreme indifference

yass, yaass, yaaass, etc.: expression of excitement, approval or strong agreement (43)

Just add as many fucking letters as you want. What is language anyway... we'll all be speaking exclusively with emojis in ten years

[The Bill]

they

http://time.com/4173992/word-of-the-year-2015-they/

I'll take it over "thon" by a mile.

If it's a walkathon it should be over a mile.

[ghost boner]

the bill fucking wrecking shop lately!

[How Are Mortiis Goatse?!]

"it can be two things"

[FVBTVS]

[BUNGVOX]

It's almost as if the English language is being re-imagined by ICP and Tia tequila.

[postaddiction]

Businesses using "Palooza" as if it is a synonym for "Fest" and not the 2nd half of a 25 year old made-up word

[BUNGVOX]

My supervisor always says '.......whatever that looks like for you'

I don't know if it's modern but it's new to me and I've heard other bitches at my current job say it too.

I want to kill just thinking about it.

[Cryptoplasty]

you do you

[Cribdeath]

Do/doing the damn thing

Just cant/cant even

I automatically assume you've had a relative's dick in your mouth, consensually, if you ever say this crap.

[pAppY]

"Rad"

[The Bill]

Weak Sauce

Hatorade