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Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:48 pm
by hipster holocaust
Haha, I've always kind of liked that one. Maybe I'm just a dad from the 70s.

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:58 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Jimm O' Lation wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:52 pm
clown world anything

if it were up to me, the internet would no longer exist
I'm slowly playing with the idea of the whole internet as BIG MISTAKE, I feel your disgust on at least some level.

The thing about shit like Clown World is that I legitimately think it's really funny. I fucking hate almost all culture endemic to online social groups at this point, any of the actual people who populate 4chan, Tumblr and Reddit are Prius food in my book. What gets me is that the shit-fruit they produce is often really fucking amusing. I spent a few hours the other night clicking through youtube and watching the derpy little retarded frog (helper) bounce through Clown World and I had myself a pretty good time. I don't know how that's going to resolve in my head, maybe I have to just start making my own memes on napkins and showing them to my family and the birds in my yard or something.

I'm trying to come up with some kinda solution that isn't "be Amish" because that shit never fucking works for anyone.

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 10:47 pm
by cxwx
Vocal fry

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:52 am
by Jimm O' Lation
Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:58 pm
Jimm O' Lation wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:52 pm
clown world anything

if it were up to me, the internet would no longer exist
I'm slowly playing with the idea of the whole internet as BIG MISTAKE, I feel your disgust on at least some level.

The thing about shit like Clown World is that I legitimately think it's really funny. I fucking hate almost all culture endemic to online social groups at this point, any of the actual people who populate 4chan, Tumblr and Reddit are Prius food in my book. What gets me is that the shit-fruit they produce is often really fucking amusing. I spent a few hours the other night clicking through youtube and watching the derpy little retarded frog (helper) bounce through Clown World and I had myself a pretty good time. I don't know how that's going to resolve in my head, maybe I have to just start making my own memes on napkins and showing them to my family and the birds in my yard or something.

I'm trying to come up with some kinda solution that isn't "be Amish" because that shit never fucking works for anyone.

jeame you really are the best dude here for all time.i think I finally snapped and the niggardly nonsense between the left and right shot me up on to some pedestal of I just don't fucking care anymore.let's grab a bottle of something fine and laugh at retards.

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:55 pm
by Necrometer
nobody:
me:
this meme format is utterly maddening to me - could've been OK but was instantly diluted/abused and its potential was destroyed

some of the ways this is used make me INSANE. girlfriend used to babysit a guy and his now-girlfriend is a self-proclaimed model - we'd spend time casually hating her instagram account because of its vapidity, and then she hit us with one of these : : captions below a pic of her in a "zany" outfit :evil:

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:59 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Jimm O' Lation wrote:
Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:52 am
jeame you really are the best dude here for all time.i think I finally snapped and the niggardly nonsense between the left and right shot me up on to some pedestal of I just don't fucking care anymore.let's grab a bottle of something fine and laugh at retards.
Thanks man! I'm pretty much on the same pedestal, I just don't know what to do about it. Lately it feels more like the little board from the end of Titanic. I would definitely go halfs on that bottle of something.
Necrometer wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:55 pm
nobody:
me:
this meme format is utterly maddening to me - could've been OK but was instantly diluted/abused and its potential was destroyed

some of the ways this is used make me INSANE. girlfriend used to babysit a guy and his now-girlfriend is a self-proclaimed model - we'd spend time casually hating her instagram account because of its vapidity, and then she hit us with one of these : : captions below a pic of her in a "zany" outfit :evil:
Yeah it works fine on its own, but I guess its too complicated for the facebook minion demo.

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:09 am
by postaddiction
Necrometer wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:55 pm
nobody:
me:
this meme format is utterly maddening to me - could've been OK but was instantly diluted/abused and its potential was destroyed

some of the ways this is used make me INSANE. girlfriend used to babysit a guy and his now-girlfriend is a self-proclaimed model - we'd spend time casually hating her instagram account because of its vapidity, and then she hit us with one of these : : captions below a pic of her in a "zany" outfit :evil:
I've seen this meme work in maybe 3 instances, the rest of the time I just want to email the poster a virus for wasting my attention. The worst is when it's "embellished" with a few more lines like
"absolutely nobody:
no one at all:
not a single soul:"
Doubling and tripling down on a joke where the punchline works just as good, if not better, without the set-up is grounds for a fucking BEATING.

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:46 am
by FVBTVS
x y z but go off

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:48 am
by riley-o
“Slaps” to mean good music

This is the worst one in a long while

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 5:18 pm
by FVBTVS
app instead of appetizer

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 5:45 pm
by riley-o
“Stan”

I still don’t fully understand what it means

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:12 pm
by FVBTVS
in my search for the meaning of "sksksksk" and "vsco" and "baddies" i unlocked the meaning of "stan" through a series of tubes

and i oop

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:13 pm
by Necrometer
it literally just means "fan"! I also hate it so much - it's just slang for its own sake, adding nothing. I think MAYBE it initially referenced an obsessive fan (origin is eminem song), but people don't seem to use it that way with any regularity...

it's also a verb, like "to adore"

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:22 pm
by riley-o
Good thing I'll be dead soon

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:43 pm
by featherboa
FVBTVS wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:12 pm
in my search for the meaning of "sksksksk" and "vsco" and "baddies" i unlocked the meaning of "stan" through a series of tubes

and i oop
sksksks is ASMR no?

"some eminem song" entitle "Stan"

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:46 pm
by featherboa
you don't slap like on bass guy's videos?

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:05 pm
by Necrometer
that's a different slap

I like that guy fwiw

Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:35 am
by Jimm O' Lation
I hope that guy gets slapped like a bass