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i guess having kids made me soft(er) but i'm not getting a lotta laffs out of a mom dying in the hopes that her kid would be born and live, and then the kid dies

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This world is so fucking brutal how can you do anything BUT laff
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some laffs?

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pouring one out for ole LIFE then :cheers:
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the name is unrepentantly stupid but i can't separate the incredible on-the-nose dunderheadedness of that name from the other stuff

again i freely admit that parenting has made me a joyless shitbird in so many other avenues of life
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Toilet Fleet wrote: Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:02 am the name is unrepentantly stupid but i can't separate the incredible on-the-nose dunderheadedness of that name from the other stuff

again i freely admit that parenting has made me a joyless shitbird in so many other avenues of life
So happy to see that the birth of your mestizo offspring has suddenly made you 'too good' to laugh at the misfortunes of others, especially children, which you and the others here have never had a problem doing before
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riley-o wrote: Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:51 am SIXTH child ! Just call it a day on kids, fuck !
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Im reading a book and one of the characters is randomly referenced to be wearing a "trample the weak hurdle the dead" shirt
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trump wrote:My warmest condolences and sympathies to the victims and families of the terrible Las Vegas shooting. God bless you!
is this a botched tweet or am I reading into it too much?
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warmest condolences reads like bad AI
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Earlier tonight, I got a string of incredibly bizarre Facebook messages from a freshly registered, new account. At first I thought it was some strange Nigerian spam bot, but after a little while the user started sending me links to Lil Yachty videos and talking about the X-Men.

Soon after this, still borderline incoherent and very disjointed, the dude starts telling me that he's an old friend I haven't spoken with very frequently over the past few years. I realize based on context clues that it's not a robot at all; this is definitely my old friend, and he's either whacked out on DMT or playing some kinda weird joke on me.

I reached out to a mutual friend (who I don't actually know very well) because the entire exchange was outlandish and had a lot of troubling, psychosis-like qualities.

Found out that this dude has had some sort of psychotic break over the summer and nobody is really sure what's going on. Might be drugs, but this exchange had ominous schizophrenic notes to it which I can't really shake.

Not really sure what to do. If I was close with the guy and knew his daily life better I'd probably get in touch with his family to see who knows what, but as it stands I'm really only in contact with much vaguer personalities, and I don't see what's to be gained by calling around creating an anxiety network.
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Necrometer wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:51 am
trump wrote:My warmest condolences and sympathies to the victims and families of the terrible Las Vegas shooting. God bless you!
is this a botched tweet or am I reading into it too much?
I know this is a dumb thing to break a long board silence on, but it reminds me of the large amount of people I call for my job whose voicemail greeting says "Please leave your name and number, and I will call you back at my earliest convenience." Motherfucker WHAT did you just say?
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canon.docre wrote: Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:45 pm
Necrometer wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:51 am
trump wrote:My warmest condolences and sympathies to the victims and families of the terrible Las Vegas shooting. God bless you!
is this a botched tweet or am I reading into it too much?
I know this is a dumb thing to break a long board silence on, but it reminds me of the large amount of people I call for my job whose voicemail greeting says "Please leave your name and number, and I will call you back at my earliest convenience." Motherfucker WHAT did you just say?
You are 100% right about that being a stupid thing to post
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there's something about this video...
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Necrometer wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:00 pm:fonz:
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