the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

[FVBTVS]

[Geeheeb]

A nurse colleague of mine shared that in some survey data he was analyzing two (2) unrelated patients at separate facilities in a relatively small population described their gender identity as "Attack Helicopter". The population was so small that this achieved enough significance to be featured on a graph in the presentation of the data.

[riley-o]

Why do people insist on being comedy vacuums

[Eight Bit Alien]

He said helicopter not vacuum, please pay attention.

[Geeheeb]

try to keep up

[Hunter]

"Attack Helicopter, eh? I would have guessed you identified as a piece of shit, but what do I know?"

[Eight Bit Alien]

To be completely honest, I did think the 'attack helicopter' thing was really funny the first time I heard it... unnecessarily and inexcusably cruel of course, but it did make me laugh.

That was like six fucking years ago though. I can't imagine someone handing me a form or paper in real life and going "Oh this is the perfect chance for me to jot down some old memes..."

[Geeheeb]

Sorry I did not know that was a thing.

[Geeheeb]

this is the only place i consume memes so i guess im glad i didnt have to know about "i identify as an attack helicopter". what once was a terrible and dark place on the internet is now my shield from terrible and dark places holy shit.

[featherboa]

any extremely sick patients telling you covid isn't real, G?


:/

[Geeheeb]

not personally

[cxwx]

Sorry I did not know that was a thing.

Pfft. Next you’ll pretend like you don’t even know who Laura Southern is. Nice try cop.

[Eight Bit Alien]

IF WE SHOW YOU MEMES 3 TIMES YOU HAVE TO TELL US YOU'RE A COP

[Toilet Fleet]

Saw a Facebook ad for M:tG Arena and I don't know what I'm gonna doooooooooo

[Necrometer]

IF WE SHOW YOU MEMES 3 TIMES YOU HAVE TO TELL US YOU'RE A COP

kevin’s loss of innocence though

[Eight Bit Alien]

yeah I feel bad about that

[MeatGrease]

Cant fucking wait

[Eight Bit Alien]

Fake account fake account fake fake fake fake fake

[MeatGrease]

Jesse Lee Peterson is one of the few good blacks out there. He preaches against interracial marriage, tells the truth about how niggers are all lazy stupid and violent and hate white people. He also says the truth about men needing to get women under control. If I was in power I would just appoint him reichskommado of the blacks and put him in charge of them. He says we should put them all back on a plantation and I agree with him frankly.

He’s a black guy so you can’t say he’s racist white supremacist

Also all those Jersey guys hate niggers

[Toilet Fleet]

Nobody does identity politics more than faggy right wingers, sad really

[Glub]

JHe also says the truth about men needing to get women under control. If I was in power

If there's anyone who could be pushed around, figuratively and literally, by just about any woman, it's you, twerp.

As for "being in power," let me spare you some stress:
You're dimwitted, you have no personality to speak of, you're unattractive and you have all the charisma of a vending machine, so I wouldn't spend much time fretting about being in charge of so much as a household.

You're welcome.

[Eight Bit Alien]

JUSTICE I AM DEPRIVED OF
I KEPT MY BASE, AND EARNED THEIR LOVE
KEEP ME IN THE WHITE HOUSE
STOP COUNTING VO O O O O OTES

[Eight Bit Alien]

TORN FROM HIS OFFICE, HE FALLS FROM THE SKY
AND WALKS THE STREETS, JUST A NORMAL MAN
HE HIDES IN FLORIDA,
FAILURE OF THE RIGHT

NO MORE ORANGE CHEEKS,
CAN'T AFFORD THE MAKEUP
CEASE ALL FISCAL GAIN,
DEFAULT ON ALL YOUR LOANS

WOAH AOHA OHHHH

GENIUS AND STABLE
SAID HE WON, BUT LIED
YOU LOST THE FIGHT....

SEE YOU ON CABLE!

[Eight Bit Alien]

AND I CAN REMEMBER WHEN I SAW HIM LAST
HE WAS RUNNING HIS MOUTH ON A NEWSCAST (on a newscast)
BUT THE TOPICS ON TWITTER, ARE COMPLETELY WITHOUT YOU
DID YOU LOSE YOUR PHONE?

NO ONE'S THINKING ABOUT YOU
THOUGH YOU TWEET ALL NIGHT LONG
YOU'RE FIRED, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT

[featherboa]

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