the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

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I think this definitely marks a moment in YouTube history because I’m pretty sure this has never hopefully happened to anyone on YouTube ever

I really hope this epic and grim moment is a first, both because it would be huge for my career and because it's so super sad to think of it happening at all

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[FVBTVS]

i apologize to anyone and everyone who now knows what a logan paul is

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I hadn't realized it was a different guy than this Paul:

[FVBTVS]

theyre brothers!!

[THE KILL]

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[Geeheeb]

RAGMAN

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[Geeheeb]

woah nyc suing re climate change. pleasantly shocked even if i think has some stupid aspects. good suit backed hard

[FVBTVS]

Teen’s Escape Leads to Discovery of 13 Victims Held Captive in Perris Home, Including Kids Chained to Beds: Sheriff

http://ktla.com/2018/01/15/kids-found-c ... iffs-dept/

https://www.facebook.com/davidlouise.tu ... friends_tl

[The Real MPD]

these dudes want to beat up that entire family.

[FVBTVS]

[The Real MPD]

best.

[Joe Buck]

Is that Captain Kangaroo?

[FVBTVS]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/ ... 85349.html

‘It’s me, Hannibal Buress.’ Body cam captures comedian’s arrest by Miami cop

[Foot Foot]

Brace yourselves: Giant thigh-high Ugg boots might be the next big trend

[The Real MPD]

https://www.google.org/publicalerts/ale ... source=ogs

[hipster holocaust]

Fucking Russia

[FVBTVS]

https://apnews.com/afd203be5f6f49ec9e6796b4bfecee25

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) — A former Michigan teacher has been sentenced to 30 to 60 years in prison for slashing his wife’s throat after she discovered evidence of an affair that investigators said involved a middle-school student.

James Chelekis was sentenced Tuesday in Kent County Circuit Court after pleaded no contest to attempted murder for attacking his wife at their home in June. The 32-year-old also pleaded guilty to criminal sexual conduct related to the student.

The attack came after Amanda Chelekis found evidence of an affair. The couple spent most of the evening discussing the issue before agreeing to marriage counseling. Amanda Chelekis wasn’t aware at the time that her husband’s contact was with a juvenile.

“Standing behind me, he kissed my forehead and slit my throat from one side to the other,” Amanda Chelekis said in court. “The trauma I was forced to endure was horrendous.”

Amanda Chelekis, who is a registered nurse, was able to contain the bleeding for almost an hour before her husband called for help. She filed for divorce after the attack. The pair has two daughters together.

James Chelekis was a math teacher at Crestwood Middle School. Investigators said he’d traded texts, chats and photos with a 14-year-old girl that suggested they began sexual encounters in June 2016.

In a statement read by prosecutors, the girl’s mother wrote that James Chelekis had manipulated and isolated her daughter in order to start an inappropriate relationship with the girl.

“He robbed our daughter of her innocence and childhood. And that is something that she can never get back,” she wrote.

James Chelekis was sentenced to 15 to 40 years in prison on the criminal sexual conduct charge. The prison term will be served concurrently with the attempted murder sentence.

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holy moly

The prison term will be served concurrently with the attempted murder sentence.

but... why

[FVBTVS]

that hour would make a pretty good made for tv movie. just the thought process and finally accepting, yeah, ok, fine, you got me, i'm owned, i'm calling the paramedics now..

[featherboa]

kids these day

[postaddiction]

“Standing behind me, he kissed my forehead

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