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can anyone find the clip of Nile's PC rebooting in the middle of a show?

Guy came in to do his UA....handed me the piss filled up....i start wondering why his piss smells like egg farts.

He had shit his pants and it ran down his pants leg on the floor.

Another day at the office.

Pooping your pants in the bathroom heh

Do they have diagrams in the bathroom showing the best way to piss in a cup?

if you get shit in the UA cup, do you have to retest?

you can get pee on some poop samples, but never poop in pee samples. thats an error code 51

It's his way of non-violent protest. Well played, good sir.

Posting links to toots instead of articles because they have previews...

featherboa wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:43 pm

toots

twiffs

hey wait a minute have any of you watched

LETTERKENNY

featherboa wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:32 pm Pooping your pants in the bathroom heh

Do they have diagrams in the bathroom showing the best way to piss in a cup?

Most these dudes know the deal since they usually have to piss for their probation officers.

Dick out. Pee in cup. Put dick away.

Test it or send it to the lab.

If dude bro had gotten shit in the cup i would have just sent him home.

I always thought it would be fun to watch the chicks piss cuz there are some hot chicks in treatment. But i heard that's nightmarish.

Friend of mine used to do UAs all the time and was such a nazi stare hard about it they started calling him 'gazer'

Sounds like your friend couldn't stop looking at cocks...

the awesome Assassin wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:17 pm Sounds like your friend couldn't stop looking at cocks...

I hope your wife cuts your pecker off and shoves it in your mouth.

Go jack off with your action figures fuckface.

I cum blood

you couldn't pay me enough money to watch this show

holy god that looks abysmal

I like her well enough but holy shit...

I mean she's had a few good sketches on snl but she's by far one of the worst actors the show has seen, maybe ever. so uh, branching off into acting seems to be taking a predictable course

i think her and husband are both hilarious

oh thats supposed to be lindy west?

man

imagine watching that

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:43 am i think her and husband are both hilarious

Yeah you're clearly riddled with toxic levels of estrogen poisoning

Almost every other post you make is about how your body always hurts, how weak it is etc

You broke every bone in your body after a slight tumble off a bicycle. I shouldn't have to tell you that isn't normal for a relatively young adult male, but then again you believe "vegan facts" are real.

Ordinarily I would advise that you stop fucking up your body's testosterone production with a universally panned fad diet, but I can't think of a better person for this to happen to.

Please continue to weaken yourself

MeatGrease wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:09 pm

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:43 am i think her and husband are both hilarious

Yeah you're clearly riddled with toxic levels of estrogen poisoning

Almost every other post you make is about how your body always hurts, how weak it is etc

You broke every bone in your body after a slight tumble off a bicycle. I shouldn't have to tell you that isn't normal for a relatively young adult male, but then again you believe "vegan facts" are real.

Ordinarily I would advise that you stop fucking up your body's testosterone production with a universally panned fad diet, but I can't think of a better person for this to happen to.

Please continue to weaken yourself

Why are the bitchiest little guys always obsessively concerned about testosterone levels?

Oh, never mind. I just answered my own question.

Meatboy, all the testosterone in creation couldn't make you anything other than a laughable twerp who gets disrespected on a daily basis by other men.

Glub wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:27 pm

MeatGrease wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:09 pm

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:43 am i think her and husband are both hilarious

Yeah you're clearly riddled with toxic levels of estrogen poisoning

Almost every other post you make is about how your body always hurts, how weak it is etc

You broke every bone in your body after a slight tumble off a bicycle. I shouldn't have to tell you that isn't normal for a relatively young adult male, but then again you believe "vegan facts" are real.

Ordinarily I would advise that you stop fucking up your body's testosterone production with a universally panned fad diet, but I can't think of a better person for this to happen to.

Please continue to weaken yourself

Why are the bitchiest little guys always obsessively concerned about testosterone levels?

Oh, never mind. I just answered my own question.

Meatboy, all the testosterone in creation couldn't make you anything other than a laughable twerp who gets disrespected on a daily basis by other men.

It’s hilarious considering an alt right trope I’ve heard is how the black man has 30% higher testosterone so that’s why they are so aggressive and beastly. Yet they bitch about “soy boys”. But when you have a degree in pagan phrenology from Varg Vikerness university how can you go wrong?

cxwx wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:02 pm
It’s hilarious considering an alt right trope I’ve heard is how the black man has 30% higher testosterone so that’s why they are so aggressive and beastly. Yet they bitch about “soy boys”. But when you have a degree in pagan phrenology from Varg Vikerness university how can you go wrong?

First of all that's not a "trope" but an established medical fact. And second of all I'm pretty sure there's a big difference between varying averages across population groups vs royally fucking up your endocrine system with a biologically incompatible diet. For example Asians have less testosterone on average than whites but I'm pretty sure they don't require hospitalization and massive amounts of morphine just because they fell off a bike, nor would they find obese feminist comedy entertaining for that matter

I find it hilarious that you're the type to complain about "anti-scientific republicans", yet here you are, denying science