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Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:02 pm
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 4:15 pm
cxwx wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:02 pm
It’s hilarious considering an alt right trope I’ve heard is how the black man has 30% higher testosterone so that’s why they are so aggressive and beastly. Yet they bitch about “soy boys”. But when you have a degree in pagan phrenology from Varg Vikerness university how can you go wrong?
First of all that's not a "trope" but an established medical fact. And second of all I'm pretty sure there's a big difference between varying averages across population groups vs royally fucking up your endocrine system with a biologically incompatible diet. For example Asians have less testosterone on average than whites but I'm pretty sure they don't require hospitalization and massive amounts of morphine just because they fell off a bike, nor would they find obese feminist comedy entertaining for that matter

I find it hilarious that you're the type to complain about "anti-scientific republicans", yet here you are, denying science :lol:
I wonder what it's like to be the type of person that finds no joy other than the misfortune of others.

It sure as shit seems like that type of person is a deeply unhappy failure.

I sure as shit would be hard-pressed to talk a person like that out of off-ing themselves.

Meatgrease, if they handed out awards for being miserable and petty, you wouldn't have room for anything other than trophy cases.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:14 pm
by Glub
I wonder who is more qualified to decide what is or is not an "established medical fact."

Is it the trail-fixer or is it the guy with 16 years of college under his belt?

Hmmm.

Tough call.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:46 pm
by cxwx
MeatGrease wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 4:15 pm
cxwx wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:02 pm
It’s hilarious considering an alt right trope I’ve heard is how the black man has 30% higher testosterone so that’s why they are so aggressive and beastly. Yet they bitch about “soy boys”. But when you have a degree in pagan phrenology from Varg Vikerness university how can you go wrong?
First of all that's not a "trope" but an established medical fact. And second of all I'm pretty sure there's a big difference between varying averages across population groups vs royally fucking up your endocrine system with a biologically incompatible diet. For example Asians have less testosterone on average than whites but I'm pretty sure they don't require hospitalization and massive amounts of morphine just because they fell off a bike, nor would they find obese feminist comedy entertaining for that matter

I find it hilarious that you're the type to complain about "anti-scientific republicans", yet here you are, denying science :lol:
You’re a doctor and endocrine specialist on top of all the other things that you are an expert at now right? Is there anything you DON’T know ubermenchegrease? I’m fairly certain Kitchel had a sever arm break, something that could happen to anyone crashing a bike or car or whatever. Your framing of the situation is fucking moronic. As if you know anything about actual testosterone, a specific persons testosterone levels, and a million other factors that caused that particle persons arm to snap let alone how hard they fell on the fucking ground. Conservatism really must be some form of mental illness, seeing how we’re making broad sweeping generalizations about things we know nothing about.

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Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:24 pm
by Glub
cxwx wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:46 pm
MeatGrease wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 4:15 pm
cxwx wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:02 pm
It’s hilarious considering an alt right trope I’ve heard is how the black man has 30% higher testosterone so that’s why they are so aggressive and beastly. Yet they bitch about “soy boys”. But when you have a degree in pagan phrenology from Varg Vikerness university how can you go wrong?
First of all that's not a "trope" but an established medical fact. And second of all I'm pretty sure there's a big difference between varying averages across population groups vs royally fucking up your endocrine system with a biologically incompatible diet. For example Asians have less testosterone on average than whites but I'm pretty sure they don't require hospitalization and massive amounts of morphine just because they fell off a bike, nor would they find obese feminist comedy entertaining for that matter

I find it hilarious that you're the type to complain about "anti-scientific republicans", yet here you are, denying science :lol:
You’re a doctor and endocrine specialist on top of all the other things that you are an expert at now right? Is there anything you DON’T know ubermenchegrease? I’m fairly certain Kitchel had a sever arm break, something that could happen to anyone crashing a bike or car or whatever. Your framing of the situation is fucking moronic. As if you know anything about actual testosterone, a specific persons testosterone levels, and a million other factors that caused that particle persons arm to snap let alone how hard they fell on the fucking ground. Conservatism really must be some form of mental illness, seeing how we’re making broad sweeping generalizations about things we know nothing about.

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Can we not call this tard a "conservative?"
There are plenty of articulate, competent, lucid, good-natured conservatives and lumping them in with some dolt who graduated from The University of YouTube isn't sporting.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:08 pm
by cxwx
I’m sure he’ll say he isn’t conservative also. He’s Eurocentric trans-post anti intersectionslism proto neo neon nationalist Neanderthal DNA cheiftan Wiggumist.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:14 pm
by Glub
cxwx wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:08 pm I’m sure he’ll say he isn’t conservative also. He’s Eurocentric trans-post anti intersectionslism proto neo neon nationalist Neanderthal DNA cheiftan Wiggumist.
There's hilarity in American White Trash expressing admiration for Europeans, as though any European with an ounce of class would reciprocate his admiration.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:29 am
by MeatGrease
cxwx wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:46 pm
You’re a doctor and endocrine specialist on top of all the other things that you are an expert at now right? Is there anything you DON’T know ubermenchegrease? I’m fairly certain Kitchel had a sever arm break, something that could happen to anyone crashing a bike or car or whatever. Your framing of the situation is fucking moronic. As if you know anything about actual testosterone, a specific persons testosterone levels, and a million other factors that caused that particle persons arm to snap let alone how hard they fell on the fucking ground. Conservatism really must be some form of mental illness, seeing how we’re making broad sweeping generalizations about things we know nothing about.
1. I didn't claim to be an expert on the endocrine system, I am saying basic stuff that anyone with a cursory knowledge of human biology should know, anyone can find what I said was exactly correct in maybe 5 min of research on google, unless you already believe stupid shit like broccoli has more protein than beef

2. No, he broke his collar bone, his ribs, arms, hip, and maybe even more than that. He shattered into a million fucking pieces dude. And no, that doesn't just happen to anyone who is below the age of 87. Not from tumbling off a bicycle.

3. I don't need to be his personal doctor to know his T levels have plummeted to such dangerously low depths, because almost every other post he makes is about his body is always hurting just from doing normal day to day activities. Check his post history. That is not fucking normal from an adult man. That is called WEAKNESS caused by LOW TESTOSTERONE, which is exactly what fucking happens when you eat a vegan diet and swill IPAs (liquid estrogen) for as many years as Kitchell has. He very likely has a lower T count than a 14 year old girl at this point in all honesty, probably why he admits to watching content targeting that demographic which is how we got on this topic in the first place. I've seen the recent pictures of him, he's shockingly skinnyfat, carrying fat around the hips, etc. He also talks like a faggot. All signs point to having more estrogen coursing through him than a menstruating female for christs sake. No doubt if the Notebook or some other similar chick flick came on he'd turn into an inconsolable weepy mess.

Kevin, throw all that poisonous soy shit in your home AWAY and go eat the biggest fattiest rib eye steak you can find IMMEDIATELY. Your body will thank you and who knows, maybe it'll cause you to reconsider some of your feminine soycialist politics :lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/arti ... views.html

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:04 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
Of course you're the kind of retard who believes that dumb soy boy conspiracy theory.

Here is some pubmed indexed scientific literature on the subject:

Clinical studies show no effects of soy protein or isoflavones on reproductive hormones in men: results of a meta-analysis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224

Soy and Health Update: Evaluation of the Clinical and Epidemiologic Literature
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5188409/

"no effects on estrogen levels have been noted in numerous clinical studies in which men were exposed to as much as 150 mg/day isoflavones [391]."

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:34 am
by cxwx
How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:04 am Of course you're the kind of retard who believes that dumb soy boy conspiracy theory.

Here is some pubmed indexed scientific literature on the subject:

Clinical studies show no effects of soy protein or isoflavones on reproductive hormones in men: results of a meta-analysis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224

Soy and Health Update: Evaluation of the Clinical and Epidemiologic Literature
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5188409/

"no effects on estrogen levels have been noted in numerous clinical studies in which men were exposed to as much as 150 mg/day isoflavones [391]."
Yeah but he’s got links to the dailymail.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:54 am
by Geeheeb
I appreciate your concern MeatGrease. I may complain about pain on here, but I really am doing okay.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:12 am
by Glub
Muscleman Glub assures you you'll be fine, in case peer reviewed medical journals weren't enough to convince you that Meatgrease is the caliber of dolt that would flunk out of Reddit University.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:53 pm
by cxwx
Glub wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:12 am Muscleman Glub assures you you'll be fine, in case peer reviewed medical journals weren't enough to convince you that Meatgrease is the caliber of dolt that would flunk out of Reddit University.
I’m not a super genius like meat grease but from my understanding bones are made of calcium, phosphorus and vitamin D. I’m rather fuzzy on the protein aspect.


Also I think meatgrease should experiment by riding a bike off a cliff.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:48 am
by hipster holocaust
cxwx wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:34 am
How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:04 am Of course you're the kind of retard who believes that dumb soy boy conspiracy theory.

Here is some pubmed indexed scientific literature on the subject:

Clinical studies show no effects of soy protein or isoflavones on reproductive hormones in men: results of a meta-analysis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224

Soy and Health Update: Evaluation of the Clinical and Epidemiologic Literature
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5188409/

"no effects on estrogen levels have been noted in numerous clinical studies in which men were exposed to as much as 150 mg/day isoflavones [391]."
Yeah but he’s got links to the dailymail.
Just too perfect :lol:

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:42 pm
by cxwx
copstache wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:13 am I mean she's had a few good sketches on snl



Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:49 am
by featherboa

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:05 am
by hipster holocaust
Amazing :?

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 am
by FVBTVS

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:35 am
by Toilet Fleet
This morning I had no idea what to have for breakfast after my coffees, and I did a cartoonish looking back and forth between our gigantic container of instant oatmeal and a new bottle of shrimp sauce and I was like "can... can I make savory oatmeal?"

I ended up just fucking off and making oatmeal with flax, peanut butter, and a few frozen berries, but fuck if it got me thinking about oatmeal. Why do I insist on it being sweet? It has no flavor of its own! It could be anything! If I made oats and then added tomato sauce and spices, it's functionally chili! Why am I so goddamn mad about realizing this just now!??!?

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:48 am
by Geeheeb
welcome to the savory oatmeal club, friend

curry with onions and green peas is my easy favorite. top with some raw veggies too.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:52 am
by hipster holocaust
Geeheeb wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:48 am
curry with onions and green peas is my easy favorite. top with some raw veggies too.
:shock: Oh shit

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:11 am
by featherboa
Put whatever exotic dressing you want it's still gruel

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:27 am
by Toilet Fleet
hipster holocaust wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:52 am
Geeheeb wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:48 am
curry with onions and green peas is my easy favorite. top with some raw veggies too.
:shock: Oh shit
Fuckin, curry... oatmeal... the mind reels...

Wait wait, lemme riff on one: tomatoes, feta, cucumber, garlic, parsley

I am going to eat oatmeal every meal for a week and see if I fuckin transcend the earthly plane

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:27 am
by hipster holocaust
Yeah but healthy gruel son

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:29 am
by featherboa
replace the oats with school glue for a more palatable alternative gf

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:02 am
by Toilet Fleet
I did the savory oats I typed out above, added some other stuff that became obvious, like dill, lemon juice, and a bit of Greek yogurt

It's good, but I think the temperature difference between the stuff I added on top (veggies, feta) and the oatmeal itself means this would work better with *oVeRnIgHt OaTs*