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pay her back!

[quote="ghost boner" post_id=1908215 time=1561311680 . my friend ended up paying my bill and i dont think i ever paid her back. whoops
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Typical.

that twitter account though

That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:03 pm my Caribbean neighbors curse at their kids all fucking day and I don't like it but I feel like if I said anything it'd be racist

Today everyone was pretty nice, but someone has been yelling nonstop for about 14 hours straight. Like not one person, they've taken turns. Trading the full-volume position from person to person.

Now someone is mad, but they're inside so I don't care as much.

One of them has been yelling a lot lately that "I know I'm fuckin goin to fuckin jail, but you don't say nothin I don't already know, you ain't say nothing I don't know already." On Sunday they said that for about 25 minutes straight without stopping, or saying any other thing.

I don't want anyone to go to jail. But I also wonder if my neighborhood will be quiet again if they do.

I live next to a yelling Spanish family, it's usually the macho guy yelling at the woman, then the woman yelling at the kids, then the kids crying. It's actually more throaty yelling...it sounds sad but it's annoying as fuck. I'm convinced they're all terrible people, even the kids.

Maybe they'll get evicted when their apartment building eventually gets purchased by Hasids and the rent gets flipped four-fold. Then again, maybe I will also...

If only there were some form of grindcore to help us with these problems??

I walked to the park up the road from my house. There was a crusty looking girl there about half my age wearing short shorts. She said she moved up here from some small town on Oregon to work at Walmart. I said I was day drinking and thought I’d go to the park. She said right on. I left shortly after so I wouldn’t make her feel uncomfortable alone with some random dude. Hope she’s safe.

Hahaha...

the awesome Assassin wrote: ↑Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:43 pm Hahaha...

I went back to the park. She was still there so I gave her a dollar. She’s a stripper. In my drunken stupor I misunderstood she was going to a local Walmart not working there. Said something about her boyfriend being in jail for an assault charge. I asked if she was homeless or needed help. She said she wasn’t homeless but not exactly doing okay. I said she looked like a cruster. She said she was and then gave me a bro knuckles. She said “NOFX rulz” or something like that. Took off her hat had kind of a faux hawk/ side shaved thing going on. Showed me some tattoos said she is a tattoo artist and one on her thigh she said she did her self. She said she had a tattoo on her ass that says “kiss this”. I let her be after that. I was 20 feet away and she said “you didn’t even ask for a lap dance “. I just kind of laughed and did that wave/swatting motion “forget about it” type motion.

My daily facial skin care regimen just went from like two products to five

Fuck to living back in the intense nonstop sun

do a skincare routine tutorial

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:00 pm do a skincare routine tutorial

I’m still learning! And my face looks the way it does, which is a shame

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

i first saw this thing on twitter without knowing what the brand was till the very end and i probably shouldve have posted that instead

fucking wow though

It truly is much better when you dont know the brand. I laughed for a solid 5 minutes

that rules

What fucking unbelievable tasteless arrogance