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If you were falling off a building and grabbed onto big fat titties to stop from falling off, how long could you hang on before you ripped the titties off? Like it would suck for everyone involved, but it would probably be days I think. Even if you weighed 200 pounds.

Sorry for being a titty torturer like Smegma but I was thinking about Tarzan swinging from titties instead of vines, and I realized I'm just not mentally prepared for these kinds of scenarios.
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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i kinda wish i was doing something else. i really love the lineup and all but fests just are too much lately. oh well at least i get to see morbid saint
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Down. Are you there the rest of the fest or just day one? Andrea and I will be there sat and sun
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I'm there Saturday, leaving Sunday morning at 5 am.
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god damn. fuck leaving that early so hard
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5am is the only hour where it's better to have been awake for 30 hours instead of 30 minutes
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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i just bought a 2010 mac pro
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Passed through an old watering hole on the way home last weekend
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ghost boner wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:39 am
god damn. fuck leaving that early so hard
Eight Bit Alien wrote:
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5am is the only hour where it's better to have been awake for 30 hours instead of 30 minutes
Yeah, I think I had a case of multiple personality disorder when I booked it. Getting in at midnight on Thursday, too... 2 awkward fractions of nightmornings. Trying to save money, but I was getting reimbursed? So I basically fucked myself over to be less of a financial burden?
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i did that same shit the last two conferences work sent me to


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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Fired Over Too Much Tupac? A Rap-Loving Bureaucrat From Iowa Says He Hopes Not

Keep ya head up, Jerry Foxhoven.

The public servant who led Iowa's Department of Human Services was forced to resign in June, just one business day after he sent an email to more than 4,000 agency employees that included an inspirational quote from the rapper Tupac Shakur.
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If I could have one made up fictitious thing in real life, it would be the bug dog from House 2
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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Hot enough for ya...
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Its too bad they never sold an entire head made out of asbestos called the Fireproof Destro Face Protection Enclosure because then maybe you wouldn't be a burn victim
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maybe someday other lizards will post here and he'll have someone to relate to
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Unwarranted harassment ...
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Probably the best 24 hour span I've had in a while if I'm being honest
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Feel like this might be the last chance to post on the 303th page of a thread 😥


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Also FUCKING FANNYLOP
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The Obsessive Cult of Microfishing Life-Listers

Meet the anglers who travel the world to catch fish smaller than a penny

https://www.fieldandstream.com/obsessiv ... fe-listers
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cool dudes like us
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I use to do this all the time. Walking through small creeks with a dog, looking for arrowheads, fishing in the little holes you find along the way.
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not gonna lie that sounds like a fun way to spend an afternoon
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Fucking around doing something outside that reveals tiny creatures is pretty much the best thing I've ever discovered
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I was concerned Lego Voltron was about to sell out so I bought one even though I can’t afford it right now


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