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Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:01 am
by Eight Bit Alien
hes having a hard time eating that sand! i hope he only wants a few grains at a time

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:31 am
by Geeheeb
its a they

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 12:20 pm
by Toilet Fleet
I can do that with my sack too but nobody's calling me a miracle of nature :(

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:41 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I'm not sorry if I misgendered the sand eating booger bug.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 3:46 pm
by Toilet Fleet
Just recently started proper decorating my home office—and we just landed a house we really wanted, so now I have to completely undo it all

BUT

I'm gonna do an outdoor office at the next place

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 9:32 pm
by cxwx
I love booger bug!

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:41 pm
by Foot Foot

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:26 pm
by the awesome Assassin

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2020 5:56 pm
by cxwx
the awesome Assassin wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:26 pm Image Image Image Image [URL=http://imgbox.com/MbdiFooj]Image
Is that your Wayfair haul?

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:34 pm
by the awesome Assassin
Don't forget to tell us about your next exciting call center news...

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:10 pm
by cxwx
the awesome Assassin wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:34 pm Don't forget to tell us about your next exciting call center news...
What’s new in post hole digging? Someday you’ll be able to afford those skin grafts.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:20 pm
by kevin hash
the awesome Assassin wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:34 pm Don't forget to tell us about your next exciting call center news...
Do you ever taste cum on your wife's breath when you come home from work and wonder who plugged her holes this time?

Fucking loser.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 3:28 pm
by FVBTVS

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:01 pm
by BUSINESS
Yeah this was fucking INSANE! HAHAHA He's going to die soon. Bert Kristallnacht is a MANIAC.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:54 pm
by FVBTVS
i love when people genuinely cant stop laughing

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:08 pm
by cxwx
I used to drink kool aid a lot when I was a young shaver. Now it makes me think of that “letters from Vietnam” HBO show where the guy tells his mom to send some packs of it because the water taste like shit.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:29 pm
by the awesome Assassin
cxwx wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:08 pm I used to drink kool aid a lot when I was a young shaver. Now it makes me think of that “letters from Vietnam” HBO show where the guy tells his mom to send some packs of it because the water taste like shit.
Imagine sitting next to this guy...

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:32 pm
by the awesome Assassin
kevin hash wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:20 pm
the awesome Assassin wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:34 pm Don't forget to tell us about your next exciting call center news...
Do you ever taste cum on your wife's breath when you come home from work and wonder who plugged her holes this time?

Fucking loser.
No. Why would I experience that...

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:39 pm
by cxwx
the awesome Assassin wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:32 pm
kevin hash wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:20 pm
the awesome Assassin wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:34 pm Don't forget to tell us about your next exciting call center news...
Do you ever taste cum on your wife's breath when you come home from work and wonder who plugged her holes this time?

Fucking loser.
No. Why would I experience that...
It was fairly obvious he was inferring that your wife gets her holes plugged by other men. Leaving subsequent spunk residue.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:24 am
by postaddiction
FVBTVS wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 3:28 pm
Thanks for sharing this. I'm going through all the episodes now, and it's pretty much all like that. It's tremendously therapeutic, full of contagious laughter. The content doesn't even need to be very funny, because their finding things hilarious vicariously triggers my funny bone.

There's someone with a fantastic laugh in the background that pops off after everything remotely funny. I can't tell if it's a staff member who coincidentally adds to the show, a piped in laugh sample, or someone they knew would add to the show with their background laugh so they've been planted there for that purpose, but they remind me of the background yelling in Muddy Waters' "Mannish Boy" and it's brilliant

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:39 pm
by featherboa
Yeah I don't really like those guyses jokes, but they still crack me sometime from laughing.
Find the one about his mom's fart. The full episode, not some 3 minute clip.

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 12:02 pm
by Toilet Fleet

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:28 am
by BUSINESS
postaddiction wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:24 am
FVBTVS wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 3:28 pm
Thanks for sharing this. I'm going through all the episodes now, and it's pretty much all like that. It's tremendously therapeutic, full of contagious laughter. The content doesn't even need to be very funny, because their finding things hilarious vicariously triggers my funny bone.

There's someone with a fantastic laugh in the background that pops off after everything remotely funny. I can't tell if it's a staff member who coincidentally adds to the show, a piped in laugh sample, or someone they knew would add to the show with their background laugh so they've been planted there for that purpose, but they remind me of the background yelling in Muddy Waters' "Mannish Boy" and it's brilliant

The guy who's laughing is one of their producers, Nadav. He's another guy who has some serious issues.

YMH is like the current version of the classic Howard Stern where they have their own "Wack Pack" and Nadav is kinda the equivalent of Gary. But this particular episode of "2 Bears..." is supremely hilarious as the points you've made. On the previous episode, Bert made a statement about not trusting adult men eating ice cream, which makes this whole segment even better.

On the next episode, Bert discovers ice cream and binges on them.

This might interest you:


Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:50 am
by postaddiction
I wish I had the perception of time/attention span to watch the video versions. I like to put it on in my ears while I try to go to sleep/mow the lawn/etc

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 11:31 am
by THE KILL