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What’s new in post hole digging? Someday you’ll be able to afford those skin grafts.
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Do you ever taste cum on your wife's breath when you come home from work and wonder who plugged her holes this time?

Fucking loser.
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Yeah this was fucking INSANE! HAHAHA He's going to die soon. Bert Kristallnacht is a MANIAC.
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i love when people genuinely cant stop laughing
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I used to drink kool aid a lot when I was a young shaver. Now it makes me think of that “letters from Vietnam” HBO show where the guy tells his mom to send some packs of it because the water taste like shit.
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I used to drink kool aid a lot when I was a young shaver. Now it makes me think of that “letters from Vietnam” HBO show where the guy tells his mom to send some packs of it because the water taste like shit.
Imagine sitting next to this guy...
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kevin hash wrote:
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the awesome Assassin wrote:
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Don't forget to tell us about your next exciting call center news...
Do you ever taste cum on your wife's breath when you come home from work and wonder who plugged her holes this time?

Fucking loser.
No. Why would I experience that...
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kevin hash wrote:
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the awesome Assassin wrote:
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Do you ever taste cum on your wife's breath when you come home from work and wonder who plugged her holes this time?

Fucking loser.
No. Why would I experience that...
It was fairly obvious he was inferring that your wife gets her holes plugged by other men. Leaving subsequent spunk residue.
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Thanks for sharing this. I'm going through all the episodes now, and it's pretty much all like that. It's tremendously therapeutic, full of contagious laughter. The content doesn't even need to be very funny, because their finding things hilarious vicariously triggers my funny bone.

There's someone with a fantastic laugh in the background that pops off after everything remotely funny. I can't tell if it's a staff member who coincidentally adds to the show, a piped in laugh sample, or someone they knew would add to the show with their background laugh so they've been planted there for that purpose, but they remind me of the background yelling in Muddy Waters' "Mannish Boy" and it's brilliant
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Yeah I don't really like those guyses jokes, but they still crack me sometime from laughing.
Find the one about his mom's fart. The full episode, not some 3 minute clip.
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FVBTVS wrote:
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Thanks for sharing this. I'm going through all the episodes now, and it's pretty much all like that. It's tremendously therapeutic, full of contagious laughter. The content doesn't even need to be very funny, because their finding things hilarious vicariously triggers my funny bone.

There's someone with a fantastic laugh in the background that pops off after everything remotely funny. I can't tell if it's a staff member who coincidentally adds to the show, a piped in laugh sample, or someone they knew would add to the show with their background laugh so they've been planted there for that purpose, but they remind me of the background yelling in Muddy Waters' "Mannish Boy" and it's brilliant

The guy who's laughing is one of their producers, Nadav. He's another guy who has some serious issues.

YMH is like the current version of the classic Howard Stern where they have their own "Wack Pack" and Nadav is kinda the equivalent of Gary. But this particular episode of "2 Bears..." is supremely hilarious as the points you've made. On the previous episode, Bert made a statement about not trusting adult men eating ice cream, which makes this whole segment even better.

On the next episode, Bert discovers ice cream and binges on them.

This might interest you:

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I wish I had the perception of time/attention span to watch the video versions. I like to put it on in my ears while I try to go to sleep/mow the lawn/etc
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ive been to that beach that water is fucken cooooooold, just a few block away from here
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I’m glad you’re finding the death of someone at the age of 37 from a freak blood clot hilarious.

The real tragedy is that your mother didn’t flush you out of her disease ridden cunt with nitric acid. Really not in the mood for you today.
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cxwx wrote:
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I’m glad you’re finding the death of someone at the age of 37 from a freak blood clot hilarious.

The real tragedy is that your mother didn’t flush you out of her disease ridden cunt with nitric acid. Really not in the mood for you today.
Jews are the most inbred ethnic group in the world, they’re always getting some “freak” disease. No one should be surprised. Probably a smackhead too on top of it. Now where are you gonna get all your talking points from :lol: you should try watching some Tim pool vids, he covers all news stories you’ve never even heard before, use this as an opportunity to leave your echo chamber
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How much of that reply did you plagiarize
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cxwx wrote:
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I’m glad you’re finding the death of someone at the age of 37 from a freak blood clot hilarious.

The real tragedy is that your mother didn’t flush you out of her disease ridden cunt with nitric acid. Really not in the mood for you today.
When you're too stupid to understand jokes and miserable enough to be impervious to joy, you tend to only find happiness in the misfortune of others. How often does meatgrease post something positive or complimentary on here? Case rested.

Is the comedy of an outed plagiarist casting dispersion on someone about getting"talking points" too obvious to address?

If I had a choice between stroking out from a blood clot or waking up as meatgrease every morning, I'd tell the attending to hold the tPA.
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Also extreme LOL at the idea of Tim Pool being anything other than a credulous bootlicker—who, it must be said, totally ran with the made-up story of cops being "poisoned" at Shake Shack, and then had the temerity to chide reporters about doing the exact same thing. I assume the beanie he wears covers up a fontanelle that never fully closed and has been host to a family of wasps for the past decade and a half
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Your family wishes you would hurry up and kill yourself.

Hopefully your kid drowns in the pool before you put a bullet in your brain.
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