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Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:40 am
by hipster holocaust
Had some franks on my Indian last night. Didn’t notice any difference...

Simple Buffalo sauce recipe I’ve used for a few years:

-cup of franks
-half stick of butter
-few dashes garlic powder
-splash white/apple cider vinegar
-as much red cayenne as you can handle

Whisk all to a boil and start dousing whatever is in the fridge πŸ—

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:38 pm
by MPD
RIP Squiggy

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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:02 pm
by Necrometer

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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:47 pm
by MPD


mostly just the Santa voice.

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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:07 pm
by Necrometer
:tup:



the kushner at 11:38 :awesome:

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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 4:08 am
by THE KILL
bloody hell.... I had no idea you could make deep fakes so convincing. Feel like how my dad must feel when I explain to him for the hundredth time how to log into his email account...

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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:59 pm
by Toilet Fleet
Had to replace the gasket and other hardware on the guest bathroom toilet today (it's where I do my best shidding) and person that most recently worked on that motherfucker did a dickhead job. No metal washer between the head and the rubber washer on the inside, no rubber washer on the outside of the tank. Floored. Amazed it lasted it long as it did without leaking.

Picked a bunch of grapefruit (trash) and lemons (rad) off our trees; our fuckin orange tree is taking its sweet ass time and I'm losing patience fast.

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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 4:25 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
my crib has unbelievably hard water and all those little bits have been blowing out of my tank at a worryingly fast pace. Like odd things... have a complex water test coming up, to get real numbers for things.... #pray4jame

really just hoping the water heater isn't slowly turning into a concrete cylinder inside, doubt I could fill it with vinegar to descale it

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:24 am
by Geeheeb
His posts are valuable and his work is arguably (arguably) more valuable. It occurred to me today that if I changed the point at which threads are paginated, it might kill Necrometer.

Thoughts?

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:56 am
by cxwx
THE KILL wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 4:08 am bloody hell.... I had no idea you could make deep fakes so convincing. Feel like how my dad must feel when I explain to him for the hundredth time how to log into his email account...
It’s more like the crazy guy I talked to 10 years ago about how his ex girlfriend graphed his face onto videos of child porn is now a reality.

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:48 pm
by Necrometer
Geeheeb wrote: ↑Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:24 amHis posts are valuable and his work is arguably (arguably) more valuable. It occurred to me today that if I changed the point at which threads are paginated, it might kill Necrometer.

Thoughts?
whose posts!?!?

it might actually be fun to change the posts-per-page count

we'd certainly be getting fewer* emoticon-only posts from mpd

*or more, who knowe

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:49 pm
by Necrometer
hahahaha

NEW PAGE MOTHERFUCKERS

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:19 pm
by Necrometer
book about cancel culture cancelled

I couldn't be happier!
The publisher of a book about cancel culture by Julie Burchill has cancelled it after the writer was accused of Islamophobia on Twitter. The book, Welcome to the Woke Trials, had been due to be published by Little, Brown in April. But Burchill got embroiled with a row with fellow writer Ash Sarkar. Little, Brown said her comments were "not defensible from a moral or intellectual standpoint" and "crossed a line with regard to race and religion".

A statement from the company said: "We will no longer be publishing Julie Burchill's book. This is not a decision we have taken lightly. We believe passionately in freedom of speech at Little, Brown and we have always published authors with controversial or challenging perspectives - and we will continue to do so. While there is no legal definition of hate speech in the UK, we believe that Julie's comments on Islam are not defensible from a moral or intellectual standpoint, that they crossed a line with regard to race and religion, and that her book has now become inextricably linked with those views."

Writing on Facebook, Burchill said the publishers had told her there was "also a concern that the line might be crossed again during the promotion of the book", to which she added: "I'LL SAY!"

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:56 pm
by MeatGrease
I hope some homeless nigger in sf pours a bucket of hot diarrhea all over you and your ugly wife Ross

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:05 pm
by Toilet Fleet
Imagine being so world-class useless that the best revenge you can hope for is a random attack by a homeless person

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:30 pm
by cxwx
MeatGrease wrote: ↑Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:56 pm I hope some homeless nigger in sf pours a bucket of hot diarrhea all over you and your ugly wife Ross
What if it was just a homeless mulatto?

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:31 pm
by FVBTVS
cw you dont need to respond to everything he posts

i absolve you

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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:14 pm
by FVBTVS

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:19 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard

:moreawesome:

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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:02 am
by godofdeadlydeath
I had a buddy who told me Ozzy Osbourne had a CD called "Fuck You, God" and he swore that it was 100% real, as evidence that Ozzy is "crazy" and "Satanic". This wasn't just some middle school bullshit, this was a dude in college who told me the actual store he saw it is. Now, that store did sell bootleg CDs, and when I implied that maybe he saw a bootleg CD created by a moron, he said "No, it's one of his real albums. Look it up." Randomly I think of these random lies/stories people tell and get a good laugh.

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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2020 1:03 pm
by FVBTVS

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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:31 pm
by kevin hash
godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:02 am I had a buddy who told me Ozzy Osbourne had a CD called "Fuck You, God" and he swore that it was 100% real, as evidence that Ozzy is "crazy" and "Satanic". This wasn't just some middle school bullshit, this was a dude in college who told me the actual store he saw it is. Now, that store did sell bootleg CDs, and when I implied that maybe he saw a bootleg CD created by a moron, he said "No, it's one of his real albums. Look it up." Randomly I think of these random lies/stories people tell and get a good laugh.
Dude I totally know that album.

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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:03 am
by godofdeadlydeath
kevin hash wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:31 pm
godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:02 am I had a buddy who told me Ozzy Osbourne had a CD called "Fuck You, God" and he swore that it was 100% real, as evidence that Ozzy is "crazy" and "Satanic". This wasn't just some middle school bullshit, this was a dude in college who told me the actual store he saw it is. Now, that store did sell bootleg CDs, and when I implied that maybe he saw a bootleg CD created by a moron, he said "No, it's one of his real albums. Look it up." Randomly I think of these random lies/stories people tell and get a good laugh.
Dude I totally know that album.
Yeah? Name 7 songs on it!

Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2020 5:02 pm
by kevin hash
godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:03 am
kevin hash wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:31 pm
godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:02 am I had a buddy who told me Ozzy Osbourne had a CD called "Fuck You, God" and he swore that it was 100% real, as evidence that Ozzy is "crazy" and "Satanic". This wasn't just some middle school bullshit, this was a dude in college who told me the actual store he saw it is. Now, that store did sell bootleg CDs, and when I implied that maybe he saw a bootleg CD created by a moron, he said "No, it's one of his real albums. Look it up." Randomly I think of these random lies/stories people tell and get a good laugh.
Dude I totally know that album.
Yeah? Name 7 songs on it!
Okay....

Drink My Blood
I Eat Bats
Mr Crowley Is Back
Randy On The Cross
I'm Going Crazy
Dump A Bucket On Me
Cocaine Planet

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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:28 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
hahahah