the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

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I have a friend of a friend who used to post her entire life on Facebook, constant pictures of herself and her husband. Then she had twin girls and she all of a sudden became super serious about "privacy" and "keeping my children safe from predators" by not posting pictures to social media. I get that from some people, but this girl LIVES for online attention and still posts constantly, just doesn't post pictures of herself. Her daughters are 6 years old now and they are the ugliest kids you've ever seen. When I first met them when they were about a year old at a party, my wife and I both looked at each other like, "Oh, NOW I get it." They both had health problems when they were born, but I'm 99.9% sure the only reason she doesn't post their pictures is because they were not cute babies and are still not cute kids. The delicious irony of an attention-seeker always looking for validation from strangers being stricken with two uggos that she's clearly ashamed of has made me laugh so many times over the last 6 years. Any time we see other mutual friends of hers, they inevitably bring her and her ugly twins up as a topic of conversation.
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:lol: :lol:

Not so fast, fa-
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its even fucking creepier when they still post their kids but censor their faces with emojis and stickers and shit
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Yeah that smacks of that weird FBI ECAP website, just fuckin unsettling
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whoa

wish i didnt google that!

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holy fucking shit same
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Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
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HOW DO YOU JUST CASUALLY KNOW ABOUT THAT
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Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
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YIKES I DEFINITELY WISH I HAD NOT GOOGLED THAT
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might make a good ole fashion lemon party style pffishing gag tbh

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john doe 42 and 5 might make some ok reeemojis :twisted: :betternotstartanyshit: :cry:
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Fri Nov 20, 2020 2:40 pm
HOW DO YOU JUST CASUALLY KNOW ABOUT THAT
Who said anything about casual
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brobot wrote: "Some guy asked me if I was a robot...like a Relapse robot? I have no idea what he was talking about."
GLEN BENTON wrote: ONLY THING IS I LOOK AT THE GIRLS AT THE MOVIES, AND THERE BETWEEN 10 AND 14!
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I was looking at that page for a bit, thinking "this is fine these guys are soft as hell" and then I read the bad part :cry:
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Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:16 pm
john doe 42 and 5 might make some ok reeemojis :twisted: :betternotstartanyshit: :cry:
yeah 42 is legendary

13 is pretty obviously eh_d
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can anyone tell me how to make this β using ALT+[ascii numbers]? everything tries to claim I should do alt+225 which makes ß (short for ßuh)
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I just realized Fecal Flake's avatar is a magic symbol for PAIMON from Hereditary :| :|
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Hereditary was okay but I'll be damned if I don't say hail Paimon all the time after seeing it
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Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:22 am
can anyone tell me how to make this β using ALT+[ascii numbers]? everything tries to claim I should do alt+225 which makes ß (short for ßuh)
Wouldn't it correspond to the HTML entity code—ALT+946? And isn't the ß ALT+223 and not ALT+225? I'm on a Mac all the time so I'm really sort of rubbing together old synapses to see if any sparks fly
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He's one of the only THREE whiteys on the current FBI Top Ten Most Wanted list. Whiteys gotta step up their shit
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Necrometer wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:22 am
can anyone tell me how to make this β using ALT+[ascii numbers]? everything tries to claim I should do alt+225 which makes ß (short for ßuh)
what about 914 or 976?
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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nevermind
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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nevermind
What were you going to say...
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saw these posts on the road and I was feeling so hopeful :cheers:
Geeheeb wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:59 pm
what about 914 or 976?
alt+914 = Æ
alt+976 = ╨
Toilet Fleet wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:32 am
Wouldn't it correspond to the HTML entity code—ALT+946? And isn't the ß ALT+223 and not ALT+225?
alt+946 = ▓
alt+223 = ▀
alt+225 = ß
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Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:32 am
I'm on a Mac all the time
take it to the humblebrag thread, hot shot
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my win7 laptop is being kicked off of the internet at work so I bought a new "great" laptop and it doesn't even let me input alt codes - I think I'm just going to buy a different one

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that last one (alt+7) is THE BEST. it's a bullet point but with none of the bullshit that usually gets bundled in with list formatting
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:22 am
I just realized Fecal Flake's avatar is a magic symbol for PAIMON from Hereditary :| :|
Do you remember him and Turd Murder having an EXTREMELY tense discussion about Turd Murder's habit of discussing real black magic on the board and how inappropriate it was to do, and how anyone who practices black magic should never, EVER discuss it publicly ?

I wonder if that got swallowed by The Nothing. They both quit shortly after, I think in Fecal Flakes' case immediately after
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:lol: :lol:
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FVBTVS wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 2:00 pm
whoa

wish i didnt google that!

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Can we get a preview?
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The full break down of everything I believe will appear in my upcoming book.
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