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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:08 pm
Man that is awe-inspiring.
I'm never gonna forgive 19th and 20th century industry for what it's done to the oceans. Maybe the saddest thing I know about.
i had a really small handful of memorable late night viewing experiences before i was a tweener age i guess you'd call it. shit that that is seared into my brain and i had a visceral emotional reaction toward. top 4 is probably this jack the ripper documentay, the thing, pet sematary (zelda) and this national geographic thing about whaling where they played video and audio of whales being slaughtered on the deck of a ship

it just completely ruined me :lol:
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:45 pm
The Onion fucking sucks right now. I haven't read it in a while.... good god these are unfunny. Is it just me? Were they sold to another company or something? This doesn't even hint at the spark they used to have...

I guess I should screencap this instead of just posting link

https://www.theonion.com/
this is incredibly bad

no matter what screenshot you might have posted, I probably would have thought "eh, that's just a bad cluster of stuff". put you scroll around a bit and it's ALL terrible. really, really sad.
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The Onion declined so quickly that it was almost like an on/off switch. Their pieces always had a fairly rigid structure, but that was generally easy to overlook when the jokes were landing. The new stuff is so templatized that the writing is basically a mad lib; even a decent concept can't overcome the structure that they force themselves to stuff the jokes into.

oh yeah, they're seemingly INCAPABLE of passing up an unfunny "at press time..." joke to finish every piece and it genuinely angers me.
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When did it happen? I swear to god I checked earlier this year and I was laughing. I wanted to drop some links on Facebook like a moron but I didn't, for fear of spreading fake news.
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right around the time they started releasing books.
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hahahah, I forgot about Jim Anchower!
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Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:53 am
wasn't sure if this belonged in the Trump thread or the wrestling thread so i'll split the diff

Val Venis Briefly Banned By Twitter For Violation of ‘Child Sexual Exploitation Policy’





I would never have predicted he was going to become a conspiracy theorist shitpile.
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Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:32 pm
:(
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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if we ever had a thread for posting long articles and writing for when you're on the shitter someone please bump it
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If you didn't say "bwushy bwushy" upon seeing that video then we are not the same species
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brush brush brush
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in pee wee herman voice
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I'm not a fascist, I follow a bunch of Japanese rabbit owners on Twitter bc rabbits are cute
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After re-watching Alien, and hearing Ash talk about the Alien's skin, now I understand why it's so hard to kill them. (It takes like 60 rounds of 10 mm explosive tipped rounds to take one down.) At first I thought it was some exoskeleton that make the Aliens so tough, but Ash started talking about their skin. He said it was a polymer blend. So that's making me think that the Alien's skin is like Kevlar, plastic strands that are interwoven with that sap they excrete. That would also make sense why the Aliens are so scared of fire, their skin has a very low melting point.
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Got a package today post marked December 14th. Sure hope Biden is firing the postmaster general on day one.
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I’ve never been more black pilled about the future than I am right now...
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Dang I got a package from kazakhstan today that was mailed on January 5th!
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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ThePhillyExperiment wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:47 am
At first I thought it was some exoskeleton that make the Aliens so tough, but Ash started talking about their skin. He said it was a polymer blend.
I don't remember this at all
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Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
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i had a package from the 14th that finally arrived a couple days ago as well. dead tracking status for weeks and then magically appeared with the details getting back filled all at once.

the line at my po branch was going out of the building yesterday
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did the books finally come?
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pm
from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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yes :oops:
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Geeheeb wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:47 pm
Dang I got a package from kazakhstan today that was mailed on January 5th!
Steroids?
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