the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

[Hunter]

Newsmax is terrified of the Dominion voting machine lawsuit - so much that they're reading their official statement over the shouting MyPillow guy

[cxwx]

Newsmax is terrified of the Dominion voting machine lawsuit - so much that they're reading their official statement over the shouting MyPillow guy

That’s amazing on so many levels. The guy literally just gets up and leaves. When pillow guy says “what?” It makes me think that Seth Putnam has given more coherent interviews.

[Hunter]

If you watch Lindell's mouth, he's definitely high as fuck. He's been touting his sobriety for years, but I guess all that went down the tubes on his pursuit of voter fraud. I'm betting he got hooked up with whoever has been feeding Don Jr. mountains of coke.

[kevin hash]

Why is it that you never see my pillow guy and daves killer bread guy together.

Both look like former members of three dog night. Both on meth.

Something is up here.

[cxwx]

Is there an animated gif of that newsmax guy just fucking off outta there while Linderp’s lips quiver like a he has a fish hook in it?



EDIT: google, took 5 seconds

[MeatGrease]

This is some real Stalinist 1984 memory hole shit. Chilling. They fabricated 7 million votes out of thin air. Poof. We have the sworn affidavits, the audits, videos of windows being blocked while the “votes” were being counted while they locked the trump supporters out of the building. Somali drug dealers driving around minneapolis snatching ballots out of mailboxes and turning them in to the Dem HQ for cash and showing it all off on social media like hoodrat niggers.

By all the empirical, physical, and statistical evidence, Biden’s victory was mathematically impossible. The fix was so blatantly obvious and flat footed you would think it was a three stooges routine. Millions of people saw the fraud. And yet if you dare to say it on TV, they will act like you’re crazy

It’s disgusting and its disturbing. We are living in the golden age of cowards.

And they have the audacity to call a coup in Myanmar on top of it

[Glub]

Hey look, our designated Chronically Unemployed Loser believes in comically transparent conspiracy theories that have repeatedly been debunked.

How absolutely shocking.

One thing I do appreciate about living in 2021 is that believing in dopey conspiracy theories is a perfect litmus test for determining when to abruptly cease all social interaction with someone.

I wonder what it's like to go through life spouting insane nonsense and having sane, accomplished people shrug, ignore you and go about their day.

[Toilet Fleet]

It's all very funny, but this part is my favorite, because it's so superfluous to the larger dumbass conspiracy:

Somali drug dealers driving around minneapolis snatching ballots out of mailboxes and turning them in to the Dem HQ for cash and showing it all off on social media like hoodrat niggers.

So the mailbox-ballot-snatching plan meant that the turnout in Minneapolis was... lower? (Of course, it wasn't: https://vote.minneapolismn.gov/results- ... 2016-2020/) (and the spot with the biggest dropoff in turnout was the University of Minnesota, you know, the place that rolled out distance learning because of Covid-19)

Or the alternative, the city of Minneapolis—full of Somali drug dealers, as it were—was going to go overwhelmingly for Trump but then these deputized drug-running letter carriers snuck all the ballots to Dem HQ for Double Secret Vote Switching. Of course, since there's no way to ensure when or where a person would drop off their mail-in ballot, they'd have to canvass every registered voter's mailbox in the city, keep meticulous records of what mailboxes had ballots in them—and ensure all eligible voters in that address had voted before they could be removed from the canvassing list. Of course, that means they'd have to have up-to-the-minute voter registration info, as new voters register and existing voters move all the time. Man, this conspiracy seems like a lot of work! And all brought to fruition by "hoodrat niggers" you say? Astounding!

Or the other alternative, women be shopping (just trust me on this one)

[Hunter]

No one invents more ways to feel persecuted than conservatives and christians. It's victim envy.

[godofdeadlydeath]

Is there an animated gif of that newsmax guy just fucking off outta there while Linderp’s lips quiver like a he has a fish hook in it?



EDIT: google, took 5 seconds

He's licking the drugs out of his mustache in that very GIF

[cxwx]

Good time to repost what Russ spotted a few months ago

https://www.dcreport.org/2020/12/19/mit ... nt-add-up/

[cxwx]

The kind of thing that makes Torsion’s dick hard.

[ThePhillyExperiment]

This is some real Stalinist 1984 memory hole shit. Chilling. They fabricated 7 million votes out of thin air.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/19/business ... index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/04/media/sm ... index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/05/media/lo ... index.html

NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT

[featherboa]

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/niQ3heW ... ng-vaccine

[Necrophilic Mallard]

[the awesome Assassin]

[cxwx]

R.I.P. DOCTOR Jordan Peterson.

[MeatGrease]

[Necrometer]

anyone else feel like taking a mental health week (month?) right about now lol

[Eight Bit Alien]

whats wrong pal?

[Necrometer]

ennui

[MPD]

[featherboa]

i think we're well past ennui

[cxwx]

Woman transforms into human teapot while arguing with greasy limey.

[the awesome Assassin]