ARCH ENEMY announces new singer

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In early June 2014, ARCH ENEMY will unleash their 9th studio album, War Eternal, worldwide via Century Media Records and Trooper Entertainment in Japan.
With this upcoming release, the band will introduce a new member to their ranks: Alissa White-Gluz, former vocalist of Canadian extreme metallers THE AGONIST. Angela Gossow, who joined ARCH ENEMY in 2000 and made her debut on the now classic Wages Of Sin (2001), will be stepping down as front-woman and focusing on management, while Alissa takes her place.

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Makes sense since no one gave a shit about this band when they had a guy for a singer.

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a step up in the looks department.

this band sucks by the way.

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oh wages of sin was a classic, huh?
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Erik13 wrote:In early June 2014, ARCH ENEMY will unleash their 9th studio album, War Eternal, worldwide via Century Media Records and Trooper Entertainment in Japan.
With this upcoming release, the band will introduce a new member to their ranks: Alissa White-Gluz, former vocalist of Canadian extreme metallers THE AGONIST. Angela Gossow, who joined ARCH ENEMY in 2000 and made her debut on the now classic Wages Of Sin (2001), will be stepping down as front-woman and focusing on management, while Alissa takes her place.

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is godofdeadlydeath going to bust in and give us his hot take
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elephants gerald wrote:oh wages of sin was a classic, huh?
fucking right. amazing album
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Zerohero wrote: look more like chick than dude-chick with iron jaw before. Hair blue, but appears under age 65, and I'd wager heavily her mouth, tits and ass are 18 and have a pink hue. RainbowDemon666.
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doesn't the singer usually announce the band?
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c'mon we don't need pic with those sweaty old rocker dudes in same frame with her...

dudes in arch enemy make big dawg take a nap....

need better pix 2 make dawgie wag............................

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the south florida blood coursing through my veins will always have a sarcastic sweet spot for mall goth metal girls with thick legs..

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Can we please focus on what an awesome frontwoman Angela was?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udRYM0z0NeA<
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frontwoman is a fucking disgusting term :lol:
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Erik13 wrote:Can we please focus on what an awesome frontwoman Angela was?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udRYM0z0NeA<

The Great Kat without a guitar and not a super genius.
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BUNGVOX wrote:
they call her cunt the dong island expressway.
I'm embarrassed to admit how hard I laughed at this.
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hipster holocaust wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:
they call her cunt the dong island expressway.
I'm embarrassed to admit how hard I laughed at this.
I'm not! Fuck... I almost choked trying not to make the call center stare at me like a fucking goon...
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Erik13 wrote:Angela Gossow, who joined ARCH ENEMY in 2000 and made her debut on the now classic Wages Of Sin (2001), will be stepping down as front-woman and focusing on management
Meaning bitch got old and ugly.

Need fresh cunt.
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how do Arch Enemy ONLY have nine albums? every track I just listened to (for about 15 seconds each) on YT sounded exactly the fucking same, even down to the lyrics about rebellion/tyranny/uprising. they could churn out like three of these albums every year without even trying. I liked Stigmata well enough back in the day, but that sounds like genius compared to basically everything else they've done.

yeah I know, everyone already knew that, fuck you
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I honestly don't mind Wages of Sin because it's pretty Carcassy, but pretty sure I haven't heard a single thing from them since..I assume they turned into ultra generic melodic deathmetal like Kataklysm or something.
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ThePhillyExperiment wrote:
Erik13 wrote:Angela Gossow, who joined ARCH ENEMY in 2000 and made her debut on the now classic Wages Of Sin (2001), will be stepping down as front-woman and focusing on management
Meaning bitch got old and ugly.

Need fresh cunt.
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I just noticed her hair is the only thing in color in that pic

what does it mean??
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