ARCH ENEMY announces new singer

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CUNTWORK II?
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Spooky Apparition wrote:I just noticed her hair is the only thing in color in that pic
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Spooky Apparition wrote:I just noticed her hair is the only thing in color in that pic

what does it mean??
it means you need to replace your old monitor
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around these parts…..we call broads like angela gossow BART'S BEAVE.

guys like sugar hunt would be all over that shit.

jesus h. dump knows what i'm talking about.

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pooptastik wrote:LEATHERCUNT. Just imagined it and shivered from the possibility of the smell it would emit.
like a saddle that's been farted into by a tuna fish.
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Not that I ever really listen to it anymore, but their first album "Black Earth " had its moments.
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New video with the new singer... :( :(

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRMwptcgAo<
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I can't see what's so surprising?
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Erik13 wrote:New video with the new singer... :( :(

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRMwptcgAo<

too much metal doodes
not enough nu hot chikkiepoo
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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hipster holocaust wrote:I can't see what's so surprising?
dumb young girls waltzes in and thinks she can fill Angela's shoes. :tdown:
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sounds like the same old fuckpile to me.
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Foot Foot wrote:sounds like the same old fuckpile to me.
Me too. Maybe we're just missing something...
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I don't think Arch Enemy is a bad band... kinda samey, but really who cares about "the singer", beyond her looks anyway.

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Are there any legit boob or butt shots of either of these women? What is this shit?
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hipster holocaust wrote:I can't see what's so surprising?
next level shit right there.

the future course of metal has been charted.
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New video... I miss Angela. :(

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these fuckers will NEVER get tired of doing those cheesy, slow lead breaks, will they?
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I miss Johan Liiva.
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Why does anyone like this band?
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cibola wrote:Why does anyone like this band?
because people gotta keep it simple.

arch enemy is metal for people who don't want to be challenged.

if you like korn and mastodon you'll love this shitty band.

simple music for simpletons.

tap out t-shirt music.

new chick should show more piss flaps and keep her yapper shut.
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I liked the first three albums. Nobody remembers this anymore, but when the first one came out, they actually tried to build their credibility on the fact that Liiva and Amott were in Carnage, and the album had a vague oldschool vibe (proper oldschool DM, i.e. 80s) to it. Then the next two did this combination of cheesy power metal harmonies and Death Metal, which was actually kind of fresh and novel at the time, and they did it really well, so I liked those as well. And then Yoko Ono and ugh.
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angela = jack russell's personal suck dog.
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spacehamster wrote:I liked the first three albums. Nobody remembers this anymore, but when the first one came out, they actually tried to build their credibility on the fact that Liiva and Amott were in Carnage, and the album had a vague oldschool vibe (proper oldschool DM, i.e. 80s) to it.
I'll stand by Black Earth, Stigmata and parts of Burning Bridges for sure. Stigmata in particular... fucking awesome production, solid songwriting, insane musicianship all around, and a vocalist who bellowed like a crazed ape about to prowl the dance floor.
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Spooky Apparition wrote:these fuckers will NEVER get tired of doing those cheesy, slow lead breaks, will they?
That's the best part.
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