WHAT JUDAS PRIEST SONGS ARE REALLY ABOUT.

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DEFENDERS OF THE FAITH (obvious)

1. freewheel burning - fuck friction
2. jawbreaker - big dick
3. rock hard ride free - bare back riding hard prick
4. the sentinel - street fight resulting in blown loads
5. love bites - dick suckin
6. eat me alive - jizz consumption
7. some heads are gonna roll - cob knobbin
8. night comes down - blindfold comes down / anal
9. heavy duty - big dick
10. defenders of the faith - gay pride parade
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Jugulator
1. "Jugulator" We're not gay
2. "Blood Stained" The gay dude is out of the band
3. "Dead Meat" Not AIDS
4. "Death Row" Not AIDS
5. "Decapitate" Sorry all our old songs are about picking up dudes
6. "Burn in Hell" Obvious
7. "Brain Dead" This album is 100% straight
8. "Abductors" Absolutely none of that faggot shit
9. "Bullet Train" Not AIDS
10. "Cathedral Spires" So glad we don't write about leather daddies anymore
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postaddiction wrote:Jugulator
1. "Jugulator" We're not gay
2. "Blood Stained" The gay dude is out of the band
3. "Dead Meat" Not AIDS
4. "Death Row" Not AIDS
5. "Decapitate" Sorry all our old songs are about picking up dudes
6. "Burn in Hell" Obvious
7. "Brain Dead" This album is 100% straight
8. "Abductors" Absolutely none of that faggot shit
9. "Bullet Train" Not AIDS
10. "Cathedral Spires" So glad we don't write about leather daddies anymore
hmmmm. a most interesting take on the initial outing with ripper owens….ripper = big dick. did the band go hetero with the introduction of a new singer? possible. however I would like to take a crack at this album:

1. jugulator - titty fucking chopped off tits
2. blood stained - big dick small ass
3. dead meat - can't get an erection
4. death row - AIDS infected asshole
5. decapitate - jealous guy cuts off ex-boyfriend's dick
6. burn in hell - christian wishes for gays
7. brain dead - guy is tired of picking up dudes in singles bars and needs something intellectual
8. abductors - kidnapped and buttrammed
9. bullet train - shinkansen dick races into poop tunnel with efficient speed
10 cathedral spires - hard dicks
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BUNGVOX wrote:
1. jugulator - titty fucking chopped off tits
Whoa, whoa. Get outta here with this hetero crap.
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BUNGVOX wrote:
postaddiction wrote:Jugulator
1. "Jugulator" We're not gay
2. "Blood Stained" The gay dude is out of the band
3. "Dead Meat" Not AIDS
4. "Death Row" Not AIDS
5. "Decapitate" Sorry all our old songs are about picking up dudes
6. "Burn in Hell" Obvious
7. "Brain Dead" This album is 100% straight
8. "Abductors" Absolutely none of that Kuhni Lemmel shit
9. "Bullet Train" Not AIDS
10. "Cathedral Spires" So glad we don't write about leather daddies anymore
hmmmm. a most interesting take on the initial outing with ripper owens….ripper = big dick. did the band go hetero with the introduction of a new singer? possible. however I would like to take a crack at this album:

1. jugulator - titty fucking chopped off tits
2. blood stained - big dick small ass
3. dead meat - can't get an erection
4. death row - AIDS infected asshole
5. decapitate - jealous guy cuts off ex-boyfriend's dick
6. burn in hell - christian wishes for gays
7. brain dead - guy is tired of picking up dudes in singles bars and needs something intellectual
8. abductors - kidnapped and buttrammed
9. bullet train - shinkansen dick races into poop tunnel with efficient speed
10 cathedral spires - hard dicks
my 2 cents: having a non gay dude up there pretending to be thinking of weiners---putting himself in that character every night is 121x more gay than just a regular gay up there singing about weenies.

Plus Juggulator arguably the most gay album they ever did--except demolition, and turbo.
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hipster holocaust wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:
1. jugulator - titty fucking chopped off tits
Whoa, whoa. Get outta here with this hetero crap.
:idea:
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Oh. shit. I'm sorry then, carry on.
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NOSTRADAMUS

1. "Dawn of Creation" - gay baby being born
2. "Prophecy" - predicting what the date will be like
3. "Awakening" - the morning after lots of butt ramming
4. "Revelations" - unzip to reveal huge dick
5. "The Four Horsemen" - fucking horses
6. "War" - fighting for gay rights
7. "Sands of Time" - fuck on beach
8. "Pestilence and Plague" - AIDS
9. "Death" - AIDS
10. "Peace" - AIDS
11. "Conquest" - fucking a dude
12. "Lost Love" - getting dumped
13. "Persecution" - being gay
1. "Solitude" - jacking off
2. "Exiled" - being gay
3. "Alone" - jacking off
4. "Shadows in the Flame" - coming out of the closet
5. "Visions" - peeping tom
6. "Hope" - wanting to fuck
7. "New Beginnings" - two guys get back together after a fight
8. "Calm Before the Storm" - foreplay
9. "Nostradamus" - he was gay
10. "Future of Mankind" - AIDS
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SAD WINGS OF DESTINY

1. victim of changes - adjusting to life outside the closet
2. the ripper - huge dick
3. dreamer deceiver - lying fag
4. deceiver - false positive on AIDS test
5. prelude - unzipping pants
6. tyrant - bossy lover
7. genocide - AIDS
8 epitaph - AIDS
9. island of domination - fire island
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ANGEL OF RETRIBUTION

1. judas rising - erection
2. deal with the devil - what gays do when they die
3. revolution - gay rights
4. worth fighting for - gay rights
5. demonizer - dude makes you horny
6. wheels of fire - speeding across town for some asshole
7. angel - tranny
8. hellrider - buttsex with big dick
9. eulogy - AIDS
10. lochness - taking picture of dick in bathtub
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BUNGVOX wrote: 10. lochness - taking picture of dick in bathtub
2ND favorite so far...

hope priest put out more albums just to fuel this thread
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Is FIGHT allowed here? Is now...

WAR OF WORDS

1. Into the Pit - buttsex in a deep bunghole
2. Nailed to the Gun - lengthy BJ
3. Life in Black - interracial relationship
4. Immortal Sin - buttsex
5. War of Words - heated gay rights argument
6. Laid to Rest - buttsex nightcap
7. For All Eternity - committed relationship
8. Little Crazy - asylum buttsex
9. Contortion - gay Twister game
10. Kill It - gay snuff film
11. Vicious - angry buttsex
12. Reality, A New Beginning - a new relationship

A SMALL DEADLY SPACE

1. I Am Alive - blood test came back clean
2. Mouthpiece - BJ's galore
3. Legacy of Hate - Westboro
4. Blowout in the Radio Room - a evening with Mister Cee
5. Never Again - attempting sex with a female
6. Small Deadly Space - midget bunghole filled with AIDS
7. Gretna Greene - gay wedding destination
8. Beneath the Violence - buttsex under an out-of-control orgy
9. Human Crate - gloryhole
10. In a World of My Own Making - gay cosplay
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FIGHT is always welcome.

how about some priest B-sides and unreleased ditties?

DEFENDERS OF THE FAITH
1. turn on your light - letting a dude know you're home and ready to rub dicks together.

SIN AFTER SIN
1. race with the devil - competing with another dude for the affections of some other dude.

STAINED CLASS
1. fire burns below - ginger with hard dick

HELLBENT FOR LEATHER
1. fight for your life - AIDS

BRITISH STEEL
1. red white and blue - dude's dick after a vigorous jack off sesh

POINT OF ENTRY
1. thunder road - dick up ass

SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE
1. prisoner of your eyes - peeping tom

TURBO
1. all fired up - ready to suck and fuck some hard boners
2. hard as iron - hard dick
3. love you to death - AIDS
4. heart of a lion - brave gay rights activist
5. under the gun - sucking balls
6. fighting for your love - fighting a dude so you can suck his boyfriend's dick

RAM IT DOWN
1. my design - being born gay

PAINKILLER
1. living bad dreams - it's hard being gay

DEMOLITION
1. what's my name - gay rights anthem
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2wo [halford side project]

VOYEURS [fucking obvious]
1. i am a pig - sucking any cock
2. stutter kiss - being nervous on a first date
3. water's leaking - golden showers or jizz
4. my ceiling's low - fucking a dude in station wagon
5. leave me alone - wanting to jack off
6. if - thinking about all the dicks in the world
7. deep in the ground - anal
8. hey sha la la - picking up on dudes
9. wake up - morning blowjob
10. gimp - sucking a cripple's dick
11. bed of rust - poop on sheets
12. in my head - sucking cock
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BUNGVOX wrote: 4. my ceiling's low - fucking a dude in station wagon

:tup2:
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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GLENN TIPTON
BAPTIZM OF FIRE

1. "Hard Core" - hard dick
2. "Paint It Black" - black dick
3. "Enter the Storm" - showing up late to the gay orgy
4. "Fuel Me Up" - getting horny
5. "Extinct" - AIDS
6. "Baptizm of Fire" - first time butt fuck / AIDS
7. "The Healer" - AIDS
8. "Cruise Control" - blowjob in car
9. "Kill or Be Killed" - AIDS
10. "Voodoo Brother" - black dick
11. "Left for Dead" - AIDS

Bonus Tracks
12. "Himalaya" - sucking gook dick
13. "New Breed" - butt sex
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postaddiction wrote:Jugulator
1. "Jugulator" We're not gay
Shoulda said it was about chomping on big tittied bitches jugs :fp:
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jugulator is actually about filling up a jug with multiple loads for future drinking.
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FIREPOWER

1. "Firepower" - having a full nutsack full of cum for the weekend.
2. "Lightning Strike" - getting ass fucked by an electrician.
3. "Evil Never Dies" - suppressing gay urges.
4. "Never the Heroes" - tribute to the pulse nightclub shooting victims.
5. "Necromancer" - who you need to call if you ever want to suck liberace's cock.
6. "Children of the Sun" - puddle of jizz on the hot sidewalk.
7. "Guardians" (Instrumental) - your friends guard the bedroom and make sure she doesn't barge in while her boyfriend is getting blown by you.
8. "Rising from Ruins" - dick getting hard in wet spermy underwear.
9. "Flame Thrower" - catapult designed to launch gay dudes into their boyfriend's apartment.
10. "Spectre" - hit and run buttfucker. Mystery penis.
11. "Traitors Gate" - punishing his asshole for cheating on you.
12. "No Surrender" - there aren't enough cocks to suck at this bath house.
13. "Lone Wolf" - truck driver who specializes in truck stop anal.
14. "Sea of Red" - what your sheets look like after getting pounded out by 50 dudes.
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"Better By You Better Than Me" (with parenthetical citations)

You could find a way to ease my passion
You listen to the blood flow in my veins
(Dude has his ear pressed up against rob's weiner)
You hear the teaching of the wind
(Dude listens to rob talk about what kind of gay stuff he wants to do)
Tell her why I'm alive within
(Tell your wife i've been in your asshole)
I can't find the words
(Doesn't know the spanish word for HANDJOB)
My mind is dead
It's better by you better than me
(Rob will jack himself if he has to but he would rather get his pud tugged by you)

Guess you'll have to tell her how I tried
(Tell your wife how rob talked you into gargling his wang)
To speak up thoughts I've held so inside
(Rob can finally tell you he wants you to pound his asshole)
Tell her now I got to go
Out in the streets and down the shore
(When you aren't around rob likes to hook)
Tell her the world's not much living for
(Tell her you will kill yourself if you have to keep pretending you like women)
It's better by you better than me

Everybody
Everybody knows
Everybody
Everybody knows
Better by you better than me
(Rob told all his pals what good handjobs you give)

You can tell what I want it to be
(When rob says eat his loads you do it)
You can say what I only can see
(You say all the gay stuff rob pictures in his mind while he beats his meat)
It's better by you better than me

Guess I'll have to change my way of living
(If rob cant get up in your guts he might have to pretend he likes women)
Don't wanna really know the way I feel
Guess I'll learn to fight and kill
(Or he will become a serial killer)
Tell her not to wait until
They'll find my blood upon her windowsill
(Rob wants your big pecker cramming his ass till bloody)
It's better by you better than me

Everybody
Everybody knows
Everybody
Everybody knows
Better by you better than me

You can say what I only can see
You can tell what I want it to be

It's better by you better than me

Better by you better than me

You can tell what I want it to be
You can say way all they can see

Better by you better than me
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In honor of Halford's book.....

I laughed hard at this thread.
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BUNGVOX wrote: Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:43 pm it's about sucking cock and gettin all dat cum nigga.
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Halford "Resurrection"

1. Resurrection - Sucking a spent dick back to life.
2. Made in Hell - where fags come from.
3. Locked and Loaded - tight nuts ready to blast off with dat cum.
4. Nightfall - the time of day when its best for cruising for peen.
5. Silent Scream - Biting pillow while huge cock slams into asshole.
6. The One You Love to Hate - fags
7. Cyberworld - gay porn
8. Slow Down - ease up on the high speed rabbit fucking of my asshole.
9. Twist - jack off techniques
10. Temptation - staring at bulge in dudes jeans.
11. Drive - dick sliding in /AIDS
12. Saviour - dude shows up just in time to fuck so you don't have to fuck your couch cushions tonight.
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